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My self-summary
I'm slightly hedonistic; I crave debauchery and shenanigans of all stripes.

Silliness is mandatory.

Let's go ice skating, hiking, climbing, picnicking, skinny dipping, shooting, soup-kitchening, or tree-climbing. We can also just start with beer or coffee if you want.

I prefer polyamory. Ask me about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning and working my ass off and spending time with incredible human beings.
I’m really good at
Arguing, mountain biking, making people feel good, gardening, baking, mediating, making stupid puns and awesome dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very gregarious and inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book and music suggestions are much appreciated.

I have an eclectic taste in music (I love EVERYTHING), but my favorite genre (by far) is punk. Love riot grrrl. Against Me! is easily the best band to ever grace the planet, followed closely by (in no particular order) Vice Squad, The Kills, The Distillers, Horrorpops, and Betty Blowtorch. On a related note, if you're a foul, crass punk like Bianca Halstead, I will probably become immediately infatuated with you. I'm a big fan of Emilie Autumn and Tom Waits.

I like dark comedies like World's Greatest Dad and Death to Smoochy. Harold and Maude is probably my favorite. I also enjoy anything directed by Clint Eastwood.

My favorite (nonfiction) book (favorite fiction is East of Eden) is I Am A Strange Loop by Douglas Hofstadter (if you're wondering about a topic for conversation, this is a good one about which to ask). I like sci fi and fantasy, but haven't read any in ages. Lately I prefer nonfiction, especially scientific and philosophical works. Carl Sagan, E.O. Wilson, and Penny Beerntsen are some of my heroes.

I overuse the parenthetical.
The six things I could never do without
a bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I'm very curious. Tell me what fascinates you and I will spend a lot of time thinking about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home being lazy. Saturdays are for escapades.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know every word to Young MC's "Bust a Move."

I have had a vasectomy. If you want kids, I'm not your guy.

There's a swear jar for me at work, but it's for stupid puns and dad jokes instead of swearing. We use it to help pay for company parties. This is 100% true.
You should message me if
You are confident, opinionated, and strong-willed. Whip-smart is also great.

You need a biking, gaming, skiing, drinking, or gym buddy.

You want to meet me and think we would get along and the possibility of something serious and long term seems like something you'd be in to.