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27 Salt Lake City, UT Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:20pm
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm slightly hedonistic; I crave debauchery and dissipation. I want highs and lows and manic episodes.

Silliness is mandatory.

Let's go ice skating, hiking, climbing, picnicking, skinny dipping, shooting, soup-kitchening, tree-climbing. I get it though: this world is dangerous - infinitely more so if it sees a woman when it looks at you. So maybe let's just start with coffee.

I prefer polyamory. Ask me about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning. I just want to learn things. But if you want to define me through my career, I'm an underwriter for an insurance company (which is actually pretty cool) and working on moving up in that field.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arguing, mountain biking, making people feel good, gardening, baking, mediating, making stupid puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bling. I put Flava Flav to shame.

Seriously though, ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book and music suggestions are much appreciated.

I have an eclectic taste in music (I love EVERYTHING), but my favorite genre (by far) is punk. Love riot grrrl. Against Me! is easily the best band to ever grace the planet, followed closely by (in no particular order) Vice Squad, The Kills, The Distillers, Horrorpops, and Betty Blowtorch. On a related note, if you're a foul, crass punk like Bianca Halstead, I will probably become immediately infatuated with you. I'm a big fan of Emilie Autumn and Tom Waits.

I like dark comedies like World's Greatest Dad and Death to Smoochy. Harold and Maude is probably my favorite. I also enjoy anything directed by Clint Eastwood.

My favorite (nonfiction) book (favorite fiction is East of Eden) is I Am A Strange Loop by Douglas Hofstadter (if you're wondering about a topic for conversation, this is a good one about which to ask). I like sci fi and fantasy, but haven't read any in ages. Lately I prefer nonfiction, especially scientific and philosophical works. Carl Sagan, E.O. Wilson, and Penny Beerntsen are some of my heroes.

I overuse the parenthetical.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I'm very curious. Tell me what fascinates you and I will spend a lot of time thinking about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know every word to Young MC's "Bust a Move."

I have had a vasectomy. If you want kids, I'm not your guy.
You should message me if
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You are confident, opinionated, and strong-willed. Whip-smart is also great.

You need a biking, gaming, or drinking buddy.

You want to meet me and think we would get along.