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46 Poplar Grove, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–48
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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So I hadn't put much effort on my profile - hence the reason I'm still here and you are likely not reading this or ignoring what I have to say after you find my photos slightly short of moderately interesting, since I hold my images of intrigue close to the sleeveless mid-garment. Friends I consulted said my initial summary was too abstract, fragmented, verbose and referential, which was fairly representative I thought. They said it was intimidating, which I can assure you I am not, aside from my height. So I gave them a crack at this, and that profile was painfully boring. So I'm back at the keyboard here and will just spell it as I see it.

Though there are those who would call me an enigma, I enjoy a laid back attitude acquired through the years I lived on an island in the western Pacific. Though I enjoy relaxing with family and friends, I sometimes find it difficult to sit still and spend a lot of time working outside doors, boundaries, norms. Though I'm respectful and can sometimes be reserved, I'll wield irreverent wit and a semi-occasional abuse of sarcasm like a rusty old sock of fury. Spent years on the road, living from a bag, traveling in Asia and the Pacific mostly, need to see more of Europe soon. Speaking of On the Road, I will forever stick with my assertion that novel is by far the most overrated in the literary canon. Pretty controversial stuff, huh?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on reclaiming my personal life after mistakenly buying into the idea 90 hour work weeks overseas would actually get me somewhere in the corporate structure. Planning a self-refurbishment of an old farmhouse, buildings, and potentially a barn and hoping I don’t regret the time commitment after getting underway. Trying to come up with new ways to stay in shape that don’t involve convincing myself to run or get into a gym. Breaking down and running, more often than not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Patenting new cliches, writing and procrastinating, taking on smallish construction projects, re-learning the same 7 chords on the guitar year after year, wearing my loyalty badge for my pals. And after I refurb the kitchen I can use it to both cook and bake foodstuffs at which folks don't recoil their snouts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First would be my height. Then would be my black hat ringed with reptile teeth, my leather vest I’m constantly wearing as a shirt, and finally, people notice my ever-present Bowie knife. Oh wait, that’s not me, that’s what people notice about Crocodile Dundee. Let’s just stick with my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian = game.over), Kurt Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh, Erik Larsen, Jon Krakauer
Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Iron & Wine, Jason Isbell, The National, Okkervil River, Dr. Dog, anything with Jack White
Goodfellas, Fight Club, The 25th Hour, Lebowski of course
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, stories, laughter, a moderately stocked toolbox, alliteration, and likely something else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Concise answers.
Plan A, finding a career like that also allows me to have a personal life.
Plan B, working for myself. Plan B might need to become plan A.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, watching the Blackhawks. I'm not bandwagon jumper, either. I caught onto the Hawks cart waaaaay back in 20 ought ten. I'll attend an IceHogs game at any opportunity too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My arm is much longer than Sammy Davis Jr.'s torso (See photos).
You should message me if
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You read all the way down here and are not intimidated. Or you read all the way down here and possibly chuckled. Or both. Definitely if both.