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HypotheticalMoon

25 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mid-20's man seeks secrets of universe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm intense, stubborn, passionate, and perceptive. Mystical, punctual, obsessive, and I move fast. Funny, rhythmic, tip to extremes, moody. Slow to warm up to people, intensely loyal to the point of devotion when you get all the way in there. Practical yet unconventional, precise but expressive.

I teach Orgasmic Meditation and turn people on to the wealth of magic that is available in connection. Along the way I've learned to use my desire as my compass and live a life that's in line with who I really am. It's more like being a grad student at Hogwarts than anything.

And I'm a singer/songwriter. I sing real purdy and do funny things to instruments. Music is my favorite drug.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I thrive in high intensity situations, but I can also be quite affable. I'm also really funny, too. I swear.

Not good at throwing frisbee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big...energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is where I pretentiously list off all the music I listen to because I've found that that is the easiest way to tell if I'm going to get along with someone:

First of all I mostly only listen to David Bowie, Kanye West, and ridiculous mashups.

https://soundcloud.com/scottmelker/the-melker-project-the-2-chain
you dig?

Then there's:
Bob Dylan, Kendrick Lamar, Townes Van Zandt, Kate Bush, Leonard Cohen, Lady Gaga, Bruce Springsteen, J. Cole, John Prine, Jay Z, Paul Simon, Neil Young, Judee Sill, Biggie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Drake, The Beatles (and all they solo ish), The Rolling Stones, Wu-Tang Clan (and all they solo ish), Queen, Guy Clark, Butch Hancock, Pusha T/Clipse/Re-Up Gang, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Future, Fleetwood Mac, Jonathan Richman, Sam Cooke, The Band, The Velvet Underground, Lil Wayne, PIXIES, The Breeders, Miles Davis, T. Rex, Elton John, Johnny Cash, Cat Stevens, Warren Zevon, Regina Spektor, Joanna Newsom, Adam Green, Rick Ross, John Fahey, Dave Brubek, Nas, Beach House, Lana Del Rey, Interpol, Big Sean, Mountain Goats, Joni Mitchell, Frank Ocean, Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Janis Joplin, Tom Waits, The Kinks, Otis Redding, Sly and the Family Stone, Van Morrison, Donovan, Ludacris, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, Chuck Berry, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Woody Guthrie, Gillian Welch, Hank Williams, Gram Parsons, Cat Power, Karen Dalton, Doc Watson, Feist, The Knife, CocoRosie, Bill Monroe, Louis Armstrong, Nina Simone, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Neko Case, Patti Smith, Fiona Apple, Television, Procol Harum, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Magnetic Fields, Charles Mingus, Prince, Michael Jackson, Violent Femmes, Nick Drake, Elliott Smith, Eric B. and Rakim, Public Enemy, NWA, Cake, The Carter Family, The Beach Boys, M. Ward, The Unicorns, Bee Gees, Outkast, Gogol Bordello, Merle Travis, Roger Miller, and I also like musicals, classical piano, obscure 60's garage rock, and bad hip-hop from the early 2000's.

I watch books and read movies sometimes too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It's not the side effects of the maté, I'm thinking that it must be love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my best to be connectable. I'm an introvert who can spend long periods of time totally by myself. But I know more is possible in the discomfort of connection. I find it very therapeutic sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an alien. I'm still learning the rules here.
You should message me if
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you want the keys to the kingdom.

Oh and/or you want to meet for coffee in South Berkeley on short notice.