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CCCOSMOS

31 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
8′ 4″ (2.55m)
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
KRAWWWWW! NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE MUDMANS ALLIES ARE SUCCESSFUL! THE DOG WILL FIGHT ALONGSIDE US IN BATTLE! KRAAAAAAAAAAAW! SCRAAAAAW!!!! *flaps wings angrily*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpUAdI_F_o

Do you require tech support?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stating facts. Fun Facts.

Bad jokes. Jokes that sink like stones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My goofy nature and won't you stop with the fun facts already? is there a fun fact for everything? Jeez, Louise!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Weird Science. Sometimes comics.

Weird Science
Zapped!!
They Live

Get A Life

New Wave. (but I'm old school)

I like to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hydrogen
2. Gravity
3. Something to keep my nuclei together
4. A way to get my electrons flowin'
5. Nuclear fusion
6. Fun facts

We'll make up the rest as we go along.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEGA

Turbografx

Fun facts.

Weird Science.

Fields and unseen things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!

Fun facts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We have the documents!

KWAAAAAAAAA THE MUDMEN HAVE STARTED TO TRUST US!! KAAAAAWWWWW RAAAAAA RAAAA LET THE INFILTRATION BEGIN!!!! REJOICE SKREAEEAAWWW!! PRAISE BE TO THE BIRDMEN!!!!! SKREEEAWWWK SKWAK KRAAAAAAWKK!!!!!!!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can appreciate bad jokes.

You want a date to Mad Max: Fury Road or Ant-Man next month!