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My self-summary
mad charisma mad flavah

I'm taking this so super serial you guys
What I’m doing with my life

Looking to connect with people over:
-board games
-tabletop RPGs(I've never played)
-drinking (in moderation)(mostly looking for quiet, interesting locales)
-live theatre
-films (both blockbuster and any old classics at Landmark also weird art films)
-conversation! Talk to me about sun-Kings, UFOs, vortices, anything that would make the Fox Mulder in me interested!!
-cheesy seasonal activities like pumpkin carving and corn mazes. Let's watch scary movies!

Not sure if I'm ready to get back into the live music scene. Dazzle?

Tentatively let's say I'm up for things best done in cardigans.
I’m really good at
putting my foot in my mouth

Getting dat Platinum Trophy tho and long killstreaks in RE4 Mercenaries

Personal and relationship issues



10 hit combos

Not not breaking computers



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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ready Player One

The Holy Mountain

Family Ties
Fawlty Towers
Get A Life
It's Garry Shandling's Show
Red Dwarf
Rick & Morty
Too Close For Comfort


I enjoy cooking

My favorite videogame is Dark Souls.
The six things I could never do without
1. Quality Binford™ Brand Tools
2. Dapper Dan® Brand Men's Hair Jelly
3. Good Manners
4. Handsome Boy Modeling School
5. Duct Tape
6. Crystal Pepsi, Surge
7. Having a very sexy deep voice (which is great when I dust off the ol' Jiminy Glick high/low routine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about

realms beyond human imagination

space creatures


Mr. Robot
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin with my best bud Danny Tanner

Probably planning or executing some crazy heist with Franklin & Trevor
You should message me if
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