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My self-summary

Legs of a tall person, torso of a short person.

I moved here a few years ago after living in Missouri (where I'm from) and Nagasaki.
I’m really good at
Trimming your bangs, karaoke (but not so much in English...), cutting my hair, Sonic the Hedgehog, charming your pets, seeing an actor in a movie and remembering everything else I've ever seen them in.

According to others: dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair I guess.

A stranger once described me as "a metal Marty McFly."

According to my neighbor: "I love your hair dude. It makes me think of like... a Trans-Am."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Def Leppard, Yellow Magic Orchestra, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Loudness, Devo, Seikima-II, ZZ Top, Dokken, Giorgio Moroder, Shalamar, Sisters of Mercy, bands named after continents

Lethal Weapon, Blade Runner, Videodrome, Mad Max 2, Kikujiro, Wild Zero, Short Circuit 1-2, Yojimbo, Wayne's World 1-2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), RoboCop, A Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors, Ghostbusters

Cosmos, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Danger 5, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, 24, Beavis & Butthead, Workaholics, Bubblegum Crisis, Automan

Snatcher, Policenauts, Shenmue, Rockman, Super Planetary War Records: Metafight

Firestarter, Neuromancer, anything about cosmology, paleontology, neurology, quantum physics etc

I live in a constant state of pizza time.
The six things I could never do without
My calculator watch... and five other things I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The mind is a physical product of the body, but how does the brain produce consciousness? How do I possess subjective experience?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I... can't stop reading about cryptozoology on wikipedia. Also, did you know that the Colossal Squid has the largest eyeballs of any known animal?

Sometimes I imagine my workday turning into a Zed Zed Top music video, with the car and the teleportation and the driving away with babes and everything. The video would end with a fade in to me waking from that dream to find a dog licking my face, only to see that I was still holding the car keys with the ZZ Top key chain.
You should message me if
you have sweet bangs.