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CDBales

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"I'm just, you know... I'm just the guy who does the thing." If you know who said that, that's big points in my book!

I am a writer with a couple comedy features to my credit, but I'm switching gears to TV drama. TV is just so good!
What I’m doing with my life
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I would describe this part of my life as my LA adventure!

I went to NYU film school and made New York my home for 14 years. Let's put that into perspective: when I moved to NY Bill Clinton was president and The Real Slim Shady hadn't come out yet. We still used land lines and were on AOL Instant Messenger telling our friends about the music we downloaded from this awesome new site called Napster. It was a long time ago.

But I am embracing the LA thing. I'm not the New York guy who complains about the pizza. I just don't eat it.
I’m really good at
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Internet dating profiles! Okay, not really...

I am good at making people laugh, but I've also added "good listener" and "emotionally available" to my repertoire.

I'm pretty, pretty good at bar trivia. I haven't found a night out here yet but I'd like to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Upon meeting me people always tell me I look like Paul Rudd. He's cute, right? Remember Clueless? You loved him in that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Now we're talking! My Top 5 favorite films are:

1) Annie Hall
2) The Godfather
3) Duck Soup
4) Dr. Strangelove
5) Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I tell people my favorite book is Catch-22, but really it's still my favorite book from childhood, which is Maniac Magee.

My favorite television program of all time is The West Wing. I desperately wanted Bartlet4America to be my username, but it was taken! I was devastated...

I enjoy a lot of different types of music, but my favorite band is hands down The Magnetic Fields.

I also enjoy many different types of food, but I particularly like French cuisine. Also, for me, a burrito is just a hot sauce and sour cream delivery system.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies. The once (and future?) king.

Writing. I write seven days a week. When I finish a script I usually take a couple days off, but any more than that and I get antsy.

I really enjoy French food, but I would be chagrined if I learned I could never have BBQ ribs again.

Rogaine. "It's preventative!"

That's four. Let's pretend I listed two others that you totally agree with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know what's an underrated line from Kindergarten Cop? Everyone remembers, "It's not a tumor!" and "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina," but not enough people remember the part where Arnold is mad at his partner (who was supposed to be the undercover teacher instead of him).

He yells, "You should be reading stories about bears who go shopping!"

Pretty funny line!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying whatever IPA the bar has.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My friends make fun of me for being very '90s. I wear a watch, I have an AOL account, and I go to Blockbuster.

Update: I no longer wear a watch and the last Blockbuster that I know of closed. So it seems I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, toward this century.
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You find me as amusing as I find myself.

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