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33 M Los Angeles, CA

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Last Online
Jul 29
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
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My self-summary
"I'm just, you know... I'm just the guy who does the thing." If you know who said that, that's big points in my book!

I am a writer with a couple comedy features to my credit, but I'm switching gears to TV drama. TV is just so good!
What I’m doing with my life
I would describe this part of my life as my LA adventure!

I went to NYU film school and made New York my home for 14 years. Let's put that into perspective: when I moved to NY Bill Clinton was president and The Real Slim Shady hadn't come out yet. We still used land lines and were on AOL Instant Messenger telling our friends about the music we downloaded from this awesome new site called Napster. It was a long time ago.

But I am embracing the LA thing. You only get one life, people! This isn't the dress rehearsal.
I’m really good at
Internet dating profiles! Okay, not really...

I am good at making people laugh, but I've also added "good listener" and "emotionally available" to my repertoire.

I'm pretty, pretty good at bar trivia. I haven't found a night out here yet but I'd like to.
The first things people usually notice about me
Upon meeting me people always tell me I look like Paul Rudd. He's cute, right? Remember Clueless? You loved him in that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Now we're talking! My Top 5 favorite films are:

1) Annie Hall
2) The Godfather
3) Duck Soup
4) Dr. Strangelove
5) Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I tell people my favorite book is Catch-22, but really it's still my favorite book from childhood, which is Maniac Magee.

My favorite television program of all time is The West Wing. I desperately wanted Bartlet4America to be my username, but it was taken! I was devastated...

I enjoy a lot of different types of music, but my favorite band is hands down The Magnetic Fields.

I also enjoy many different types of food, but I especially enjoy French cuisine. FYI, my family has a place in the south of France. No big deal. Just putting it out there.
The six things I could never do without
Movies. The once (and future?) king.

Writing. I just finished a project that's been long in the works, so I'm taking some time off, but probably not a lot. It never is.

I really enjoy French food, but I would be chagrined if I learned I could never have BBQ ribs again.

Rogaine. "It's preventative!"

What do you mean that's only 4? So what? I should do 6 just for its own sake? I even put a Sex and the City reference in there for YOU, so I think I'm doing all right.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You know what's an underrated line from Kindergarten Cop? Everyone remembers, "It's not a tumor!" and "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina," but not enough people remember the part where Arnold is mad at his partner (who was supposed to be the undercover teacher instead of him).

He yells, "You should be reading stories about bears who go shopping!"

Pretty funny line!
On a typical Friday night I am
Having two drinks at a bar with my nearest and dearest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My friends make fun of me for being very '90s. I wear a watch, I have an AOL account, and I go to Blockbuster.

Update: I no longer wear a watch and the last Blockbuster that I know of closed. So it seems I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, toward this century.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to watch The Princess Bride with me and will join in when I belt the theme song at the end.

You can do The Jackal.

You find me as amusing as I find myself.