I was raised in the Midwest, we don't like to talk about ourselves.

I live on the East Side, work on the East Side, and probably don't leave the East Side long enough to be a functioning member of society, but it works for me (just don't ask for directions). My job is in retail, which I am kind of addicted to. As much as it sucks, it's a great job for people who don't always want to wake up early.

Also, as many quarters as I could ever want to buy.

I'm partially good at several things. As for being "really" good, I don't know.

I can name all the Presidents.

Actually I embarrass myself far too often by filling people in esoteric topics. My boss called me Rain Man when I told him how the Electoral College worked. I don't think it's that impressive, I just have that insufferable tendency to utilize my knowledge of high school civics. It's got to have a purpose somewhere, right?

How red my beard is if I haven't shaved.

For real, it sounds cliche, but my smile.

Chandler, Vonnegut, I'm a big Lovecraft fan.

Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Groundhog Day (seriously, it's really good), Barton Fink, Fargo, Brazil, Planet of the Apes, the works of Stanley Kubrick, the Marx Brothers, and Citizen Kane (I watch it about twice a year on impulse, It's Terrific!)

Don't watch that much tv, but I'm a fan of Mad Men, The Venture Bros, The Daily Show, 30 Rock, (classic) Simpsons.

I guess my musical tastes skew towards the vintage, but recently I'm listening to a lot of The Kinks, Dylan and Bowie. I've also recently gotten back into The Beatles after a decade long split. I listened to the point of exhaustion by the time I was in the eighth grade, and didn't look back until about 2 months ago.

I also like Radiohead.

Sunglasses
My stereo (I guess I could survive on an iPod, maybe)
[Legal] stimulants
My bike
Netflix
Clean garments (doing emergency laundry is the worst)

Guy Smiley. Muppets in general.

Mostly working. After 10 it's up for debate.

I like Star Trek. I also used to wish I was Data.

It strikes your fancy.