The two greatest compliments I have ever received were, "You remind me of Jon Stewart" and "You're not a guy. Guys are jerks, you're better than that."
I have free climbed big rocks in Italy, had a cocktail in Katar, visited coffee farms in Colombia, and had more than three cups of tea in Afghanistan; I've gone to the beach in Canada, had an apartment in Germany, a traditional English breakfast in Brittany, and really good wine and cheese in France. I have laid floors, remodeled homes, painted walls and swung a sledge hammer. I've fixed radar, made nylon, extracted DNA, and identified proteins. I have purchased myself a POS Subaru, two motorcycles, a BMW, and a Volvo. I've driven cross country, camped out under the stars, been swept away by a big city, and sipped sweet tea on a front porch... but I haven't met you yet. Here's hoping we can remedy that.