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CHJoe

31 M West Palm Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a good man, not a nice guy; the character of Disney's Aladdin had a profound effect on me growing up. I used to start a lot of my sentences with, "... well actually" but now I just think it. I think it's rude for me to go on talking about myself, but I'll answer any direct question... almost.

The two greatest compliments I have ever received were, "You remind me of Jon Stewart" and "You're not a guy. Guys are jerks, you're better than that."

I have free climbed big rocks in Italy, had a cocktail in Katar, visited coffee farms in Colombia, and had more than three cups of tea in Afghanistan; I've gone to the beach in Canada, had an apartment in Germany, a traditional English breakfast in Brittany, and really good wine and cheese in France. I have laid floors, remodeled homes, painted walls and swung a sledge hammer. I've fixed radar, made nylon, extracted DNA, and identified proteins. I have purchased myself a POS Subaru, two motorcycles, a BMW, and a Volvo. I've driven cross country, camped out under the stars, been swept away by a big city, and sipped sweet tea on a front porch... but I haven't met you yet. Here's hoping we can remedy that.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my time learning things. If I learn all the things, I'm sure I'll get a prize or something... like, some sweet bunny slippers. That would be rad.
I’m really good at
I have traveled all over the world collecting quality people. I can be the guy that does the thing, but more often I'm the guy that knows the guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't much care what people notice first. People worth spending time with will notice the good stuff and forgive the rest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a very long list, in all of the categories, ranging from the mundane to the pretentious, from classics to the esoteric. I like art. I think it's pretty neat.
The six things I could never do without
Using a preposition to end a sentence with.

The Haber process

DNA helicase

Zeno's paradox

A dog whisperer

a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe, they're so perky, I love that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Big things and small things. Why it is when you think about eating lemons, your body reminds you of the taste of lemons. Why can't NBC keep a good show on the air? #sixseasonsandamovie ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
I’m an empty essay... fill me out!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I'm clever, I'm only slightly clever.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think about things; if you ponder and ask questions. If you value beauty and not the superficial, you should say, "hello".