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CHapplesauce

32 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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California native, recently repatriated New Yorker, I've lived all over and I love Brooklyn. I am a nice girl who is also chatty and sarcastic and I want you to be game for some deadpan jokes and flirty banter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Brand consulting, comedy appreciating, plotting a future lifestyle that can accommodate a dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia that some - but not me - would consider useless, writing, being a good friend. Very dirty martinis. Pointing out that I have nicely defined triceps despite not trying too hard. Listening to you and making you feel understood and reminding you of your mom. Kidding! Am I kidding?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What is the true answer to this question? It could be that I'm pretty smart, in the verbal, witty, fan of big words, obvious kind of way. I've been called "striking" more than once, which I believe is code for sharp cheekbones and nice boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The obvious stuff, from the Washed Out/Animal Collective/TV on the Radio/LCD Soundsystem/Robyn oeuvre to Talking Heads, Joni Mitchell and Paul Simon.

Favorite book list is constantly being updated. I loved Cutting for Stone, Lonesome Dove, JPod, Confederacy of Dunces, Poor Economics, Remains of the Day, and Wuthering Heights. I love the non-fiction writer William Langewiesche. Also poets Stanley Kunitz, Richard Brautigan and Nizar Qabbani.

Is it bad if I admit I was bored by Do The Right Thing and I loved Tropic Thunder? Perennial favorites: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pixar's oeuvre (with the exception of Cars, naturally), and The Breakfast Club. I can quote almost all of Wayne's World and Reality Bites start to finish. I really loved Boyhood.

TV: There is a truly shocking number of shows I could talk about, but I'll rein it in: Girls, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Veronica Mars, The Wire, Happy Endings, Justified, the Americans, Mad Men, hate-watching The Newsroom.

Food: Thai, Mexican, sushi, veggies, Ethiopian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some things I like:
the Internet
the New Yorker
my hair straightener (it makes life easy)
coffee
dry heat
Arabic
pilates
Goldfish crackers

Stuff I am unexcited by:
asparagus
lines (as in, queues)
humidity
mosquitoes
those who exist anywhere in the Venn diagram of "ignorant," and "proud of it" and "in charge of stuff"
reggaeton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Balance. Projects. The pursuit of joy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm just a girl (on the internet), standing in front of a boy (on the internet), asking him to love her.
You should message me if
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You're a dude who's awesome. If you have a sharp wit, a good ear for dialogue, and an interest in all things interesting.

Please don't be lame (i.e. creepy-old, overly intimate, a bad speller).

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