Things I like: pointless conversations, trivia quizzes (though worryingly I only seem to good at the 1980s pop-culture questions), a good IPA on a sunny porch or at The Red Hot, Archer, Game of Thrones, good coffee. I like to go to Bluebeard or Satellite.
Things I don’t like: arrogance, bell peppers, boaters that kick up a huge wake in the marina, Harley culture. It's fine if you ride (though I prefer a zippy cafe racer), but I think wallpapering the house with the HD logo is a bit over the top.
So, who would I like to meet? I'd like to meet someone that would like to go on random road trips, mostly defined by how weird the roadside attractions are. Someone who could see a rainy afternoon perusing Powell's books as a sort of sport; or who would come back from a camping trip to the ocean with shoes full of sand and a new desire to try and learn how to kite-surf. Mostly though, someone with a little twinkle in his eye, who says Please and Thank You to the waitstaff, and maybe a little tiny devil on this shoulder will get my attention.
So- If none of that has scared you off yet: "Hello!!"