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30 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it matters a lot
Working on Ph.D program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I may be short but my personality is 6'3 baby!

I'm a charismatic introvert that likes to let loose every once and while and have fun. I prefer sunsets over sunrise, coke over pepsi, paved trail over dirt, house parties over bars, whole bean over ground, and much more that makes me uniquely individual (or slightly neurotic take your pick). I like the company of close friends rather than a slew of so-so friends. Quiet nights at home recharge my batteries faster than a 15 minute nap on a Sunday afternoon with the sunshine filtering through the window (although I do like naps).

I am a hardcore night owl, it's not uncommon for me to stay up until the wee hours of the night completing work. The night time is my playground and I get drunk on the idea that while everyone is sleeping away I have full run of the night to explore my ideas, and have some quality me time away from the hustle and bustle of the day time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Depends on the given day. Currently completing the last year for my PhD so there's lots of papers, lots of course work, and lots of hoops to jump through. Aside from that I also teach children and play with a variety of regional orchestras when need by so my job is very non-traditional with non-traditional hours. If you want a mon-fri 8-5 guy I'm seriously not it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make amazing baked goods, so much so that I considered opening a home bakery. I'm also great at cooking. Additionally I'm a pro at making obscure movie quotes and references, bonus points if you can keep up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my swagger. Kidding I don't even know what that is. I would probably say my wit and the ornery things that come out of my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: You can never go wrong with horror, even those horrible B movies. Aside from that I like stand up comics, thrillers, and documentaries. Love getting sucked into Netflix original shows.

Shows: Who the hell doesn't love American Horror Story!?!?!? I also enjoy the walking dead! Sons of Anarchy, white collar, american dad, family guy, futurama, bob's burgers.

Music: Even though I'm a classical musician by trade I'm a complete top 40 whore don't judge.

Food: I want to eat ALL the food!! Seafood makes me gag though :(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tuning key
a fuzzy warm pull over in winter
puma sox
my caffeine fix
my monkey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the next DIY project I will embark on, I'm embracing my butch roots!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's hit or miss. I could be on the couch with netflix, I could be hitting the road for a road trip, or I could be getting a drink at a low key establishment with friends, depends on how social I'm feeling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little I would always refer to Christmas lights as "the twinkles" :)
You should message me if
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if you want to get this party started! Please note that's a joke and not a euphemism for drug use, gross! You should also message me if any of the above material made you literally laugh out loud and/or wet yourself in the process. Lastly, tall boys turn my crank something fierce lord jesus, but I like all heights so don't let a few inches stand in the way of saying hello (ha see what I did there?).

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