I'm fantabulous and a sexy beast. I eat lightning and crap thunder. I wear a lot of hats figuratively and literally. Ask for any further details.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally; building thing for rich people, making things look pretty, serving drinks to not-so-rich people to encourage bad decisions, and throwing people out of this drink serving establishment for some of these bad decisions.
Personally; being a good human and saving the world.
Other; not using my Living Social vouchers.
I’m really good at
Attention to detail, fixing things, humor, people watching,
cuddling, listening, talking, and useless music and movie
The first things people usually notice about me
My appearance. I tend to change my hair and beard a lot. And the
metal in my mouth. I still get weird reactions fairly often,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are date conversations.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, clothes, and my bearded dog Sam.
Worst case scenario, Sam can substitute for 2 of the prior. Figure
I no longer am Sam's keeper. I have given him away. It was in the
best interest of everyone involved but I refuse to change my
original answer because it's awesome. Carry on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome I am. Gals on bicycles are hot. If they can work with
their hands too than oh-em-Allah.
On a typical Friday night I am
With a beer in hand, at a bar, talking to strangers, hanging with
friends, making strangers into friends, and/or working. I'm often
doing many at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a secret love for rom-coms.
You should message me if
Some sections above are a joke. Don't bother messaging me if you
needed to read this disclaimer to figure that out.
Other than that, I'm open to all even if it's just to say hi. I'm
open to simply making new friends or even meeting my future
I was joking about the wife... I already have one coming in the
mail. Jay kay, jay kay.