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COLA-TRON

24 M Moscow, Russia

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–53
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 6″ (2.29m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Poorly), Russian (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I AM COLA-TRON. THERE IS NOT MUCH TO COLA-TRON EXCEPT MY VAST KNOWLEDGE OF COLA-TRON AND COLA-TRON ACCESSORIES. I WILL REMAIN EGOTISTICAL UNTIL I TRANSCEND COLA-TRON.
What I’m doing with my life
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I CURRENTLY COLA-TRON AT THE LOCAL COLA-PORIUM.
I’m really good at
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COLA-TRON
The first things people usually notice about me
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MY DOMINATING PRESENCE. MY COLA LIKE FIGURE AND MY ABILITY TO QUENCH THE THIRST OF THE THIRSTY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite 14th century piece of fine literature is "COLA-TRON'S INFERNO" by the Italian surrealist COLA-TRON.
The six things I could never do without
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6.COLA-TRON
5.COLA-TRON
4.COLA-TRON
3.COLA-TRON
2.COLA-TRON
1.COLA-TRON
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
COLA-TRON.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
COLA-TRON. WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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MOST OF YOU MAY BE SHOCKED, BUT I HAVE A DOUBLE LIFE AS COLA-TRON.
You should message me if
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YOU ENJOY COLA-TRON AND COLA-TRON ACCESSORIES.