you want to go on adventures and explore.( This, Seriously this. I
have been trying to find fun and adventurous people in this city.
It has not been going well. Part of this means your comfortable
with 10-12 mile hikes carrying a 30 pound pack and doing it for
multiple days in a row. this is how i "camp".)
you agree that wet towels are the worst thing ever.
Your idea of camping involves backpacks instead of car trunks and
mountain tops instead of parking lots
you know where my socks went.
you also wear spandex while riding your bike, or, are comfortable
with me doing so. sometimes in the house, in front of people.
you have a sense of humor.
you're a confident and outgoing person
you don't feel the need to paint your face on, i dont care how good
you feel you look after your foundation, color, and contouring is
finished. You sit on a throne of lies.
i probably think your prettier without it anyway.
i look like that dream guy you mentioned after that list of all the
qualities you're looking for in a man. Yeah you know the one im
talking about. The one that says i really want this in a guy, but I
am totally willing to compromise my morals because you're
Do it. I dare you. No, I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!
P.S. Absolutely NONE of these guys are anything like me
P.P.S. you really shouldn't message me if you didn't find my
profile amusing or entertaining. Because i find it to be both, and
it probably only gets more intense in person. Soooooooooooooo.....
Consider yourself warned.