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COOKIESandBEER

27 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I grew up in Chicago, was educated in San Francisco, am stomaching Los Angeles, and wishing I was in the mountains.

Meyers briggs: ISTP

I am a better cook than you. Seriously.

Instagram: WHALINGDAYS

Honey badger dont care
What I’m doing with my life
winning.

I am a professional filmmaker, i specialize in stop motion animation. Its the best, they pay me to play with dolls. I'm currently animating full time on a feature called ANOMALISA.

climbing Mt McKinley before im thirty

racing the iditarod before i die

Weekend missions in the mountains(sadly these have become less frequent due to my production schedule. please give me an excuse to ditch saturdays for fun time.)
I’m really good at
speaking my mind

jumping in puddles

misadventures

Playing with dolls
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
[MOVING PICTURES]
There Will be Blood
Being John Malkovitch
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
AMERICAN ASTRONAUT-
Westerns
Funky Forest
Fantastic Mr. Fox
a fist full of dollars, for a few dollars more, the good the bad and the ugly

[MAGIC BOX]
Deadwood
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Winter is coming
MST3K(a bucket of props if you know, watch, and enjoy this acronym)
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Ren and Stimpy

[VITTLES]
Burn your face off spicy
indian
THAI
BBQ
curries
venison

[TEXT]
Blood Meridian

Child of God

The Sisters Brothers

Calvin and Hobbes

[PHONOGRAPH]
The tallest man on earth
patients
Zombie Zombie
huun-huur tu
Husbands
Alt-j
Ty Segall
Radical Face
Department of Eagles
Grizzly Bear
Andrew Bird
Justice
Kavinsky
Radio Lab
Ennio Morricone
Philip Glass
early 1900's jazz
The six things I could never do without
my bicycle

motorcycles

imagination

Mountains

a good knife

Rain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space, the outer kind

Factory farming and monoculture. If i could i would harvest my own game and grow my own crops to sustain myself.

where all my socks went

baby corn is a very aggressive vegetable

how people can find skrillex appealing

surface tension

non-newtonian fluids

How to make Cormac McArthys' Blood Meridian into a film without destroying the source material, and how James Franco is trying his best to ruin that dream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at the studio hangin' out and relaxing after a long week of animation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i wear spandex when i ride my bicycle

I participate in archery and other shooting sports. Oh, and just to get this out of the way now. I hunt.

Yes, I own a sport bike or "crotch rocket" and recognize the instant judgement that goes along with owning that kind of bike. If you're the kind of person who is going to judge me based on what kind of motorcycle I ride, leave now. I have no use for vapid, callous, and materialistic people like you in my life.

Sorry but I refuse to attempt to hold a conversation with you if you can't put anything but minimal effort into our correspondence. your one sentence response belies your attempt at appearing like an interesting and intelligent human being. Your hypocrisy is staggering.
P.S. This also goes for the messages you send me. Jesus, can none of you form a sentence. I dont care how cute you are, put a little effort into it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to go on adventures and explore.( This, Seriously this. I have been trying to find fun and adventurous people in this city. It has not been going well. Part of this means your comfortable with 10-12 mile hikes carrying a 30 pound pack and doing it for multiple days in a row. this is how i "camp".)

you agree that wet towels are the worst thing ever.

Your idea of camping involves backpacks instead of car trunks and mountain tops instead of parking lots

you know where my socks went.

you also wear spandex while riding your bike, or, are comfortable with me doing so. sometimes in the house, in front of people.

you have a sense of humor.

you're a confident and outgoing person

you don't feel the need to paint your face on, i dont care how good you feel you look after your foundation, color, and contouring is finished. You sit on a throne of lies.

i probably think your prettier without it anyway.

i look like that dream guy you mentioned after that list of all the qualities you're looking for in a man. Yeah you know the one im talking about. The one that says i really want this in a guy, but I am totally willing to compromise my morals because you're attractive.

Do it. I dare you. No, I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!

P.S. Absolutely NONE of these guys are anything like me -------------->

P.P.S. you really shouldn't message me if you didn't find my profile amusing or entertaining. Because i find it to be both, and it probably only gets more intense in person. Soooooooooooooo..... Consider yourself warned.