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CP_lad

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to begin? I’m an easy-going, but ambitious guy looking to find a sarcastic and equally driven girl. I'm an introvert at heart and have a witty, observational sense of humor (definite bonus points if you're the same way). I’m a Vikings fan, love wandering around museums, and reading about everything and anything. I'm a little bit of a foodie, but when it comes to cooking, I've only perfected breakfast (womp womp). And I can't help it, but I'm one of the most sarcastic and lovable people you'll ever meet.

And since so many people seem to list it, I'm an ISFJ.....emphasis on the J.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I work in human rights-focused international development in the Middle East. And at night, I wait tables to help pay those student loan bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcastic humor....I've also always been the "reliable guy" that people go to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes and my sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: (500) Days of Summer, Love Actually, Spy Game, I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the King's Speech, the Pirates of the Caribbean movies....that should give you a good idea

TV: New Girl, the Big Bang Theory, HIMYM, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, the Daily Show, Downton Abbey, House of Cards, Scandal, and Park and Rec.

Books: I read mostly nonfiction and history..WWII, the Middle East, American Revolution....I love it all! My Kindle is a well-used staple in my life.

Music: I'll listen to everything but country
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iphone
Kindle
the Internet
my SmartTrip
my passport
Podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where should I travel to next? Should I change careers? Why was dental floss ever made flavored? Seriously, why are people so infatuated with cupcakes or bacon? I mean they're both delicious, but not obsessively addictive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sister is one of my favorite people in the world...though we can never let her know that (haha)

And, sometimes scrolling through OKC profiles makes me want to give up on this whole dating thing and just adopt a dog.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let me save you some energy; Just message me. I place a huge value on someone taking a risk and sending a message first. And if you don't know what to say, then just tell me the worst pun you can think of. There. I just gave you a prompt.