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CRISTANKA
24 / F / bisexual / Available
Peoria, Illinois
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Native American, White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English, German (Okay), Other (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am libertine, inappropriate, and painfully obvious.
My Self-Summary
I'm hopelessly creative, finding inspiration in most of everything
I see. It's difficult to not find beauty in something, no matter
how bright, plain, colorless, or disturbing. And I continue to hold
out hope for humanity, as foolish a notion as that may be.
I spend my time writing in dark little corners of places or reading in those same corners. I can hardly stand to be in the house longer than I need to be. Unless I'm cooking dinner for someone I love or pounding away at my piano in the middle of the night, all that being home is good for is sleeping. Speaking of which, I have insomnia. If you enjoy driving around aimlessly at night, I'd love some company.
I spend my time writing in dark little corners of places or reading in those same corners. I can hardly stand to be in the house longer than I need to be. Unless I'm cooking dinner for someone I love or pounding away at my piano in the middle of the night, all that being home is good for is sleeping. Speaking of which, I have insomnia. If you enjoy driving around aimlessly at night, I'd love some company.
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being
right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a
generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is
death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on
any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of
black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left
except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some
people get rich and others eat shit and die." Hunter S.
Thompson
Making my own fate.
I am considering leaving the healthcare industry and venturing into a more financially and emotionally prosperous field of discovery.
Making my own fate.
I am considering leaving the healthcare industry and venturing into a more financially and emotionally prosperous field of discovery.
I’m really good at
being cryptic. Well, not really.
compassion and empathy are two of my strong suits. That, and cooking. I make killer jambalaya. and I have been playing piano for over 15 years.
compassion and empathy are two of my strong suits. That, and cooking. I make killer jambalaya. and I have been playing piano for over 15 years.
Editors
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall....ish. I also have a pretty twisted sense of
humour.
"nothing more attractive to the outsider than a human being who exudes the seed of lust and depravity and the mountainous drama of life itself locked in a sticky blowjob with death..." --Jeff Buckley
"nothing more attractive to the outsider than a human being who exudes the seed of lust and depravity and the mountainous drama of life itself locked in a sticky blowjob with death..." --Jeff Buckley
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Love: Fight Club, High Fidelity, The Crow, Waiting..., Once, The
Monster Squad, Mallrats, Clerks, Empire Revords, Donnie Darko, the
Fifth Element, What About Bob?, The Lost Boys, Harold and Maude,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bringing Out the Dead,
Office Space, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
music: EVERYTHING (except some pop music and country.)
TV: Nightwalker, Lost, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy
Books: Not So Deep As a Well by Dorothy Parker, The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls, Sextrology by Starsky and Cox, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice, many others
mashed potatoes=awesomeness
music: EVERYTHING (except some pop music and country.)
TV: Nightwalker, Lost, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy
Books: Not So Deep As a Well by Dorothy Parker, The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls, Sextrology by Starsky and Cox, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice, many others
mashed potatoes=awesomeness
The six things I could never do without
My piano, notebook & pen, wine, beer, new music, new movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people condemn themselves to low standards.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever I can. Lately it's been going to hockey games or
wine tasting or whatever I can get my hands on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I really like being alone sometimes.
My "on" switch is a permanent fixture that does not have an "off" option. This is also why it's important for me to be alone sometimes.
My "on" switch is a permanent fixture that does not have an "off" option. This is also why it's important for me to be alone sometimes.
You should message me if
Any qualifying descriptions, do apply:
you can sit somewhere and drink coffee for upwards of 5 to 6 hours and read and/or listen to music. Or drive around in the middle of the night and stop at random places just for the hell of it.
you dig fireplaces, even electric ones.
you think that you can keep up with me
you know what PDA is and you won't scream in terror at the prospect of it.
you have a twisted, deviant sense of humour.
you love the movie grandma's boy.
you can sit somewhere and drink coffee for upwards of 5 to 6 hours and read and/or listen to music. Or drive around in the middle of the night and stop at random places just for the hell of it.
you dig fireplaces, even electric ones.
you think that you can keep up with me
you know what PDA is and you won't scream in terror at the prospect of it.
you have a twisted, deviant sense of humour.
you love the movie grandma's boy.
