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35 M Fayetteville, NC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 10
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
You have to keep your sense of humor around here. "Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see the world as it is, and not as it should be." -Miguel Cervantes

Let's do you first. I'm looking for a really good friend who also looks good in whalebone. A certified genius, who specializes in witty banter and charming flirtation. Someone who has a unique perspective on the world. In a few years when I start sailing the world, visiting foreign lands and stealing their treasures, you'll need be OK with that.

You'll generally find me making the free world safe for democracy... or taking a nap. I put serious thought into how to MacGyver-ize the world around us. I've never called a repairman because I've got a Swiss army knife and the will to power. When things go awry, I've got it. On a completely unrelated note, I've also had to totally replace an appliance every now and then.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently started taking violin lessons, its never too late to take up a new interest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and I shave my head. I'm like a younger, taller, more attractive version of Jason Statham. Without the accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Don Quixote, The Richard Sharpe Series, anything by John Keegan
Movies: Casablanca, Star Wars, The Quiet Man, The Usual Suspects
TV: Castle, The Newsroom, Archer, GoT
Music: u2, Abney Park, Cake
Food: My shrimp and pineapple curry, shepard's pie; I'm not a foodie, but I do know what the term "mouth feel" means
The six things I could never do without
Only one. Integrity. I have noticed that some people play fast and loose with the truth when presenting themselves. I don't accept second class behavior in myself, and not in those I choose to spend my time with.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're the Emma Peel to my John Steed (you don't have to get the reference, but it helps).

If you consider yourself an extraordinary woman, who is ready to grab the bull by the horns or take the tiger by the tail. If you can provide either a recording of William Shatner doing a lyrical version of Twisted Sister's 'We're Not Gonna Take It!' or a collection of original haikus devoted to Sean Connery's best movie roles (which of course should include 'The Longest Day,' 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' and 'The Name of the Rose'), then send me a message.