Let's do you first. I'm looking for a really good friend who also looks good in whalebone. A certified genius, who specializes in witty banter and charming flirtation. Someone who has a unique perspective on the world. In a few years when I start sailing the world, visiting foreign lands and stealing their treasures, you'll need be OK with that.
You'll generally find me making the free world safe for democracy... or taking a nap. I put serious thought into how to MacGyver-ize the world around us. I've never called a repairman because I've got a Swiss army knife and the will to power. When things go awry, I've got it. On a completely unrelated note, I've also had to totally replace an appliance every now and then.