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30 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:00am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Czech (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'll start with "hey." Easy, no?

No Grindr icebreaker of "Hot. Looking? Pics?" :)

I'm a German-born/raised, current LA citizen whose Euro accent disappeared a few years ago. It's been donated to an American actor who's been tasked with playing a European.

Other conversation starters:

Does it make sense to say I'm an outgoing introvert?
I'm hiking or at the beach most weekends during daylight.
I'm usually catching up with friends after sunset. Not a vampire though.
I'm a published writer, working on my new manuscript.
I travel a ton for work-- blame being a global citizen.
I read probably 20 news sources a day. I'm current.
I have a bizarre instant recall for pop culture facts.
I won a national art competition when I was 18.
Animals come to me Snow White style. I don't sing to them.
Shirtless pics are sycophantic, but I still do them.
When playing dodgeball, I play dirty.
I frequently cook, and I'll cook for you if you ask nicely.

Yep- I'm giving okcupid a try. Many, many frogs though...Let's try a kiss and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Being the best brother/uncle/son/nephew/friend I can be while still maintaining the allusion of being a hardass.
I’m really good at
foreplay (yep, I said it)
bringing various groups of people together
drawing portraits

My mother taught me not to mention flaws to strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you know this quote, I like you already:

"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some order to things:

Books: Matilda by Roald Dahl, Fall on Your Knees by Ann-Marie Mcdonald, The Rules of Attraction by Brett Easton Ellis, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde, Look at Me by Jennifer Egan, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, Grace: A Memoir by Grace Coddington

Movies: The Fall, Closer, The Brothers Bloom, Kill Bill, Death Becomes Her, Contact, Gravity, Sucker Punch (yes- it was good), Titus, and Elizabeth

TV (past/present): Alias, Vikings, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scandal (preach it, Olivia), Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, The Hour, Homeland, and...Vampire Diaries (don't judge).

Music: Tchaikovsky, The Hives, Robyn, Santigold, Big Mama Thornton, The Black Keys, Florence + the Machine, Brandon Flowers/Killers, Ida Maria, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Philip Glass, Kronos Quartet

Food: I'm still educating myself about LA cuisine. So far, I really like Laurel Hardware and Tortilla Republic.
The six things I could never do without
My next breath
my right hand (for naughty reasons)
aesthetic opinion
my vision
half-remembered dreams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what my two year old niece will think of me when she grows up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking for myself or others.
Prepping for a traipsing with friends.
Out somewhere on a date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a fragrance journalist and still have tons of bottles.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like blue-eyed boys.