My blog is right the hell here: http://halfassitude.wordpress.com :)

I teach a few college classes as adjunct faculty. Mostly beginning Computer Science classes. I normally eat children, so it's best that I deal with young adults and not elementary school-aged kids. I'm also finishing (I use that term lightly) a PhD in Computer Science. It can really suck sometimes, but hopefully worth it.

If you are Christian, Catholic or anything along those lines, I am afraid of you.

Here's the rest:
LIKES IT:
* heterosexual male secretaries (neat!)
* kevlar burkhas

DO NOT LIKE:
* cleaning
* college football season and any other sports season
* “shit shit shit shit shit shit Daylight Savings shit shit shit shit sh” -xkcd

DO NOT UNDERSTAND:
* Jeff Bridges/Jeff Daniels/Bill Pullman you all look the same to me.
* Tyra Banks, that ho she crazy

Interests:
* Mouth-breathers. Crying. Saying stuff to people then mimicking myself in my head.

My smile lights up my ENTIRE FUCKING FACE. And your life

Favorite Movies

* Slam Drunk Ernest
* Ernest Goes to Camp
* Ernest Goes to Jail
* Ernest Goes to Splash Mountain
* Ernest Rides Again
* When the above are not available:
* Adaptation
* Religulous
* I Heart Huckabees
* Punch Drunk Love
* Secretary
* The Squid and the Whale
* Magnolia
* Thumbsucker
* Kill Bill
* Me and You and Everyone We Know
* Heat
* Rushmore
* Royal Tenenbaums
* Darjeeling Limited (Wes Anderson in gen)
* Zoolander
* Borat
* English Patient
* Dr. Zhivago
* Woody Allen – all of my love
* High Fidelity
* BASEketball
* Orgazmo (Matt Stone/Trey Parker movies)
* Milo & Otis
* Elf
* Waking Life

Favorite Music

* M. Ward
* Wolf Parade
* Say Hi to Your Mom
* Feist
* Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
* Pan-fucking-tera
* CYHSY
* Color Me Badd
* Camera Obscura
* Elf Power
* Radiohead
* The Strokes
* R. Kelly (”I’m Black Handsome Rich Plus I Sing”)
* Magnetic Fields
* Michael Bolton (For my money
* it doesn’t get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman)
* Ushah
* Modest Mouse
* Dogs Die in Hot Cars
* Sublime
* RATM
* The Unicorns
* that sound your mom makes me when I tell her to “act like a kitty!”
* Sonic Youth
* Shania Twain (lyrical genius)
* The Radio Dept
* My Morning Jacket
* The Blow
* Eric Clapton
* Franz Ferdinand
* Hootie & The Blowfish (shut–up)
* The Walkmen
* Mates of State
* Paul Simon
* Pedro The Lion
* The Rosebuds
* “Bright Eyes: The Christmas Album” makes me want to kill myself