Fun facts/conversation starters:
I speak sarcasm pretty fluently, and my sense of humor is also a little dry. I always think it's hilarious when I find people I actually know on here. If you recognize me, feel free to chuckle and call me out! I'm a moderate in both my opinions and political views. I have always found that anything in extremes is never good, and politics are no exception to that rule. (Super devoted Democrats, Republicans, etc) I tend to be incredibly honest and down to earth most of the time. I will be straightforward with you about almost anything. I read - crime novels and historical memoirs are my main preferences. I can devour most any memoir about World War Two or cop novel. Autumn and summer are what I enjoy most out of the year. I could really do without winter or spring. Huge history buff; if it's vintage I am usually into it. World War Two reenacting is my biggest hobby. (Those weird dudes who dress up and play war) I enjoy antique stores and museums. If you can go to either with me we will get along swimmingly. I get told that I look like Peter Parker or Ben McKenzie quite a bit. I have a couple of tattoos but none that are visible. I am the most opinionated yet quiet person you will ever meet. I love adventuring and being outdoors. I am always down for hiking, off-roading, shooting or whatever else the day brings me. I like listening to the radio, especially old-timey radio. I am a sucker for a good oldies station. Long drives that lead nowhere are enjoyable for me, especially at night. I like J.Crew, Italian/Chinese food, old music and my thick glasses. Everything I wear smells like Old Spice or sandalwood.
Deal breakers/Hey, this guy's a picky jerk:
If you constantly use unnecessary extended letters to type things out. (I.E., looook at meeee)
Ignorance in any form.
You don't respect the armed forces.
You can't type out a proper sentence.
You send me "hey" and expect me to reply. This especially applies when your profile specifically mentions that you won't reply to anything of that nature either.
You don't take the time to at least skim my profile, or you ask me several questions that I've already answered.
This is a dating website, so I don't really want to be your pal. Save the friend zone for people you actually know.
Please don't message me for two weeks just to delete your profile or get offended when I offer to exchange numbers. Common courtesy, man!
Why bother viewing my profile a dozen times if you're not going to reply to the eventual message? I can't be that amusing to gawk at, can I?
Just because you have a friend with a decent camera who will take your picture does not mean you're a model - please stop.
It would be great if these are words you have mastered and know the differences between: to, too, two, your, you're, their, they're and there.