Please don't use me for a free dinner.
Vintage/antique lovers automatically get 10 points in my book.
You should treat everybody the way you would like to be treated.
I'm not interested in supporting you or your child.
I'm not over 6'0" tall. (Why is this such a common request?)
This is a dating website - I don't really want to be your pal. Save the friend zone for people you actually know.
Please don't message me for two weeks just to delete your profile or get offended when I offer to exchange numbers.
I won't waste your time if you don't waste mine.
Why bother viewing my profile a dozen times if you're not going to reply to the eventual message?
Just because you have a friend with a decent camera who will take your picture does not mean you're a model - please stop.
It would be great if these are words you have mastered and know the differences between: to, too, two, your, you're, their, they're and there.
Just because I'm on OkCupid doesn't make me desperate or stupid. You're on here too, so go be arrogant somewhere else.
I'm honestly very open-minded and my ego isn't as big as the above posted might lead you to believe. I'm just tired of the lack of decency on here.
I speak sarcasm fluently - my sense of humor is also a little dry.
I always think it's hilarious when I find people I know on here. If you're somebody that I know, feel free to chuckle and call me out. I'm a moderate conservative in both my opinions and political views. I may even border on Libertarianism. I have always found that anything in extremes is never good, and politics are no exception to that rule. I tend to be fairly honest most of the time. I will be straightforward with you about nearly anything. I read - crime novels and historical memoirs are my main preferences. Autumn is my favorite season. I immensely enjoy apple picking and Halloween. Huge history buff; if it's vintage I am usually into it. World War Two reenacting is my biggest hobby. I enjoy antique stores and museums. If you can go to either with me we will get along swimmingly. I get told that I look like Peter Parker or Ben McKenzie quite a bit. I have a couple of tattoos, but nothing is visible. I am the most opinionated yet quiet person you will ever meet. I love adventuring and being outdoors. I am always down for hiking, off-roading, shooting, or whatever the day brings me.
Hammocks rock - I could fall asleep in just about any hammock for any given amount of time. I like listening to the radio, especially old-timey radio. Long drives that lead nowhere are enjoyable for me, especially at night. I like J.Crew, Italian/Chinese food, old music and my thick glasses. Everything I wear smells like Old Spice or sandalwood.
If you constantly use unnecessary extended letters to type things out. (I.E., looook at meeee)
Ignorance in any form.
You can't type out a proper sentence.
You send me "hey" and expect me to reply. This especially applies when your profile specifically mentions that you won't reply to anything of that nature either.
You don't take the time to at least skim my profile, or you ask me a question that I've already answered.
You listen to Justin Bieber or Lady GaGa.