Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When asked to describe me a friend of mine stated:
"Chris is like the old gentleman that sits at the end of his
favorite bar, glass of scotch in one hand, lit cigar in the other
and face deep in a newspaper. He's friendly and gives great advice
but doesn't say much. The only problem with that is he doesn't
drink, doesn't smoke and hates the news."
Aside from that bit of insight, I'm currently redoing my profile. I
just landed a job in Security working in Fairfax and plan on moving
closer to it in the next few months. Once I'm settled in I'll be
going back to school for a degree in Security Management. I either
want to work for the government or private sector.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently moved from a Common Sense Dispenser (Peer & Life
Advisor) to a Common Sense Enforcer (Security Guard). I plan on
pursuing the current path and working as a Director of Security for
federal branch or for a private sector corporation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
....at embarrassing myself.
....at getting that perfect pun in.
....cooking various dishes.
....causing half-witted grins to full blown laughter or just making
....at quoting songs, t.v., movies, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height....it's a shame I'm not taller. Then my passive
expression, followed shortly by my humor.
I mostly get complimented on my eyes and, for some odd reason, my
shoulders. People tend to also despise my humor as I like
slapstick, dry humor, puns and the likes,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all varieties of movies. As long as the story's good and I
can understand it (with or without the use of subtitles) then I'll
watch it and will possibly enjoy it too. My all time favorite
movies would be Phantom of the Opera (though I prefer the live
Broadway much more), Stranger Than Fiction, V for Vendetta, The
Boondock Saints and anything Disney.
Some of my favorite television shows include American Dad, Breaking
Bad, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Fringe, House M.D., Law & Order:
SVU, NCIS, The Walking Dead, Z Nation, etc. I also like anime but
it's more of a passive thing.
Music.....lots of music. Lots of types of music. You can listen to
20 songs on my mp3 player and possibly get 20 different artists and
genres. My favorite artists will always be Frank Sinatra and Elvis
Presley. However, electric swing, dubstep and symphonic metal are
trending right now.
I enjoy reading as well but lately that interest only comes with
recommended books. The last book I sat down and read thoroughly was
American Gods. My favorite book is The Phantom by Susan Kay. I
generally read it once or twice a year.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family.
3. The internet.
5. Food, for other than obvious reasons.
6. And for the realistic answer...air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything. Everything. Nothing. It differs from time to time, often
drifting between the past, present, future and everything between
humorous and philosophical. Like how long I would survive in a
zombie apocalypse, what'd it'd be like to own a restaurant, epic
karaoke moments that would make me shine even if I can't sing, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....usually playing a game or watching netflix or watching my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Private? No, no, no. I'm an open book and thus not very private at
all. How about some fun facts instead?
I'm a Jungian ISTJ and although I embody the astrological Taurus
sign I only use it because astrology amuses me.
I use a lot of emoticons and am a lot more expressive in text form!
:D No. Seriously. :|
Can do the voice of Stitch from Disney's Lilo & Stitch.
And other...less interesting stuff.
You should message me if
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