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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 6
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When asked to describe me a friend of mine stated:

"Chris is like the old gentleman that sits at the end of his favorite bar, glass of scotch in one hand, lit cigar in the other and face deep in a newspaper. He's friendly and gives great advice but doesn't say much. The only problem with that is he doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and hates the news."

Aside from that bit of insight, I'm currently redoing my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly spending my time taking care of others. There's several things I'd like to learn to do but nothing that would be really useful to know. I took this semester off from school to re-evaluate my goals and ambitions and when it came down to it I decided teaching would still be my best bet for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge. embarrassing myself. getting that perfect pun in.
....being creative. various dishes.
....causing half-witted grins to full blown laughter or just making eyes roll. quoting songs, t.v., movies, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My's a shame I'm not taller. Then my passive expression, followed shortly by my humor.

I mostly get complimented on my eyes and, for some odd reason, my shoulders. People tend to also despise my humor as I like slapstick, dry humor, puns and the likes,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all varieties of movies. As long as the story's good and I can understand it (with or without the use of subtitles) then I'll watch it and will possibly enjoy it too. My all time favorite movies would be Phantom of the Opera (though I prefer the live Broadway much more), Stranger Than Fiction, V for Vendetta, The Boondock Saints and anything Disney.

Some of my favorite television shows include American Dad, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Fringe, House M.D., Law & Order: SVU, NCIS, The Walking Dead, Z Nation, etc. I also like anime but it's more of a passive thing.

Music.....lots of music. Lots of types of music. You can listen to 20 songs on my mp3 player and possibly get 20 different artists and genres. My favorite artists will always be Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley. However, electric swing, dubstep and symphonic metal are trending right now.

I enjoy reading as well but lately that interest only comes with recommended books. The last book I sat down and read thoroughly was American Gods. My favorite book is The Phantom by Susan Kay. I generally read it once or twice a year.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family.
2. Music.
3. The internet.
4. Humor.
5. Food, for other than obvious reasons.
6. And for the realistic answer...air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything. Everything. Nothing. It differs from time to time, often drifting between the past, present, future and everything between humorous and philosophical. Like how long I would survive in a zombie apocalypse, what'd it'd be like to own a restaurant, epic karaoke moments that would make me shine even if I can't sing, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....usually playing a game or watching netflix or watching my niece.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Private? No, no, no. I'm an open book and thus not very private at all. How about some fun facts instead?

I'm a Jungian ISTJ and although I embody the astrological Taurus sign I only use it because astrology amuses me.

I use a lot of emoticons and am a lot more expressive in text form! :D No. Seriously. :|

Can do the voice of Stitch from Disney's Lilo & Stitch.

And other...less interesting stuff.
You should message me if
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Because you want to is the best and most logical reason I can think of. If you come up with another reason feel free to let me know!