I've been told that I have a rather intense personality, especially in a business setting. I smile because I know I'm supposed to and laugh when I can. Despite my stern, almost stoic expression, I have a witty, punny, quirky personality trapped inside that shares a cell with my old soul. I am easy to get along and integrate easily into most crowds. I'm very family oriented, an aspect which I've placed before my personal ambitions more than once. I don't drink, smoke, do drugs or anything of the sort. I don't mind the first two but the last one is a "No Fly Zone" for me.
Now, I'm not on here looking for a sugar momma, NSA fun or anything of the sort. I am legitly on here looking for someone just for me. I want someone I can spend some time with, either staying in or going out. I'm living on a budget right now so I won't be doing a lot of the latter, nor do I expect you to or will I allow another to pick up the slack for me. I want your time and your companionship, that's all.
I'm openminded when it comes to race and having children of your own (I do want some of my own one day) but I have to say that I'm not into larger women. I've tried it, it's not my cup of tea for multiple reasons. Otherwise, I'm not picky. Just be able to type and talk like you've been educated and we'll be just fine!
Discaimer: Expect dry, deadpan humor at times and puns. Lots of awful, terrible, hilarious puns.
....at getting that perfect pun in.
....cooking various dishes.
....causing half-witted grins to full blown laughter or just making eyes roll.
....at quoting songs, t.v., movies, etc.
I mostly get complimented on my eyes and, for some odd reason, my shoulders. People tend to also despise my humor as I like slapstick, dry humor, puns and the likes,
Some of my favorite television shows include American Dad, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Fringe, House M.D., Law & Order: SVU, NCIS, The Walking Dead, Z Nation, etc. I also like anime but it's more of a passive thing.
Music.....lots of music. Lots of types of music. You can listen to 20 songs on my mp3 player and possibly get 20 different artists and genres. My favorite artists will always be Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley. However, electric swing, dubstep and symphonic metal are trending right now.
I enjoy reading as well but lately that interest only comes with recommended books. The last book I sat down and read thoroughly was American Gods. My favorite book is The Phantom by Susan Kay. I generally read it once or twice a year.
3. The internet.
5. Food, for other than obvious reasons.
6. And for the realistic answer...air.
I'm a Jungian ISTJ and although I embody the astrological Taurus sign I only use it because astrology amuses me.
I'm actually a big nerd on the inside. I tend to shock people with my obscene amount of Star Wars, DC, Marvel, medieval, fantasy, sci-fi and general video game lore.
I use a lot of emoticons and am a lot more expressive in text form! :D No. Seriously. :|
Can do the voice of Stitch from Disney's Lilo & Stitch.
And other...less interesting stuff.