Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I suck at resumes and dating sites are some of the worst ones I've
had to fill out. >_>
On a scale of looks from 0 to 10, with 0 being a decomposing
corpse, 10 being Channing Tatum/Ryan Gosling and you not having a
necrophilia fetish, I'm probably Paul Giamatti.
I recently started going to Muay Thai kickboxing classes to try and
do something about that.
I'm convinced that the guy who played Boomer on Coach (also the
voice of Patrick on Spongebob) is secretly a genius because you
have to be pretty smart to play at being dumb.
I keep getting told to list my marketable traits, but I don't see
them like others do. It's just like at work, when my managers laud
me for doing a great job and I'm all confused because, to me, all I
did was what I was supposed to do.
I've learned from doing a lot of bad things that I should never
have done and am a better, stronger person for it. Like iron forged
If you're nerdy and you know it, clap your hands!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working for Amazon.com, getting in shape through kickboxing and
re-learning how to jump rope.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing, massaging, cooking and spotting plot holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile or my polite manners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte
Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be
Invincible... Just about any well written and interesting
Cracked.com and TVTropes.org are my usual internet haunts.
Generally, I don't watch TV, but Breaking Bad was pretty awesome.
I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I
also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and
trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.
I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it
the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then,
I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you
wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how most of the women on here seem to have a "don't message me with
a 'Hi, what's up?' message" clause. How exactly do you ladies start
conversations, then? Randomly walk up to someone, affect a terrible
Crocodile Hunter accent and say, "There I was, staring Death right
in the face... and then he farted. It got a little awkward after
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
languishing in Purgatory. (read: working until 6:30pm and turning
in by 10pm)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm tired of being told that I'm nice or too good to be
true, in a negative way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're human. And female. Sorry, aliens and dudes, not
Or, if you want me to make you laugh. I'm pretty skilled at that.
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