Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On a scale of looks from 0 to 10, with 0 being a decomposing
corpse, 10 being Channing Tatum/Ryan Gosling and you not having a
necrophilia fetish, I'm probably Paul Giamatti.
I'm convinced that the guy who played Boomer on Coach (also the
voice of Patrick on Spongebob) is actually a genius because you
have to be pretty smart to play at being dumb.
I keep getting told to list my marketable traits, but I don't see
them like others do. It's just like at work, when my managers laud
me for doing a great job and I'm all confused because, to me, all I
did was what I was supposed to do. Am I really doing a great job,
or do they just have really low standards?
If you're nerdy and you know it, clap your hands!
I'm a beginner DM and play FFXIV on the regular.
What I’m doing with my life
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working for Amazon.com, getting in shape through kickboxing and
re-learning how to jump rope.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing, massaging, cooking and spotting plot holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are: (from a distance) loud, crude language.
(close up) loud, crude language, a good laugh, and a smile to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte
Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be
Invincible... Just about any well written and interesting
Cracked.com and TVTropes.org are my usual internet haunts.
Generally, I don't watch TV, but Breaking Bad was pretty awesome.
I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I
also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and
trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.
I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it
the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then,
I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you
wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how most of the women on here seem to have a "don't message me with
a 'Hi, what's up?' message" clause. How exactly do you ladies start
conversations, then? Randomly walk up to someone, affect a terrible
Crocodile Hunter accent and say, "There I was, staring Death right
in the face... and then he farted. It got a little awkward after
Fuzzy Wuzzy probably had the mange.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
languishing in Purgatory. (read: working until 6:30pm and turning
in by 10pm)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I adopted my cat right after his previous owner told me he
abandoned him. I couldn't just let him wander the streets, selling
his body for smack; he's way too adorable and loveable for that.
You should message me if
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you're human. And female. Sorry, aliens and dudes, not
Or, if you want me to make you laugh. I'm pretty skilled at that.
I've got those dad jokes on lockdown, without being a dad.
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