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32 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Stop learning, start dying.

I served in the military for six years, lived in Japan for six years, traveled around the world a couple of times, visited most of the countries in east and southeast Asia and grew up mostly in Indianapolis.

I highly value intelligence, smarts, cleverness, openness and humor. I'm a fairly open, honest and straight-forward person, who is generally quiet and reserved until comfortable around you, then I become something else altogether.

I'm big on snark and can take it just as well as I dish it out.

Cards Against Humanity was meant for people like me.

I'm a really big nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working at an warehouse in Plainfield and planning out whatever my next step is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing, massaging, cooking and spotting plot holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile or my polite manners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be Invincible... Just about any well written and interesting literature. and are my usual internet haunts.

Generally, I don't watch TV, but Breaking Bad was pretty awesome. (Netflix rocks.)

I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.

I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then, I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how most of the women on here seem to have a "don't message me with a 'Hi, what's up?' message" clause. How exactly do you ladies start conversations, then? Randomly walk up to someone, affect a terrible Crocodile Hunter accent and say, "There I was, staring Death right in the face... and then he farted. It got a little awkward after that."?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
languishing in Purgatory.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm tired of being told that I'm nice or too good to be true, in a negative way.
You should message me if
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you're human. And female. Sorry, aliens and dudes, not interested.