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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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On a scale of looks from 0 to 10, with 0 being a decomposing corpse, 10 being Channing Tatum/Ryan Gosling and you not having a necrophilia fetish, I'm probably Paul Giamatti.

I'm convinced that the guy who played Boomer on Coach (also the voice of Patrick on Spongebob) is actually a genius because you have to be pretty smart to play at being dumb.

I keep getting told to list my marketable traits, but I don't see them like others do. It's just like at work, when my managers laud me for doing a great job and I'm all confused because, to me, all I did was what I was supposed to do. Am I really doing a great job, or do they just have really low standards?

If you're nerdy and you know it, clap your hands!

I'm a beginner DM and play FFXIV on the regular.
What I’m doing with my life
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working for, getting in shape through kickboxing and re-learning how to jump rope.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing, massaging, cooking and spotting plot holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are: (from a distance) loud, crude language.
(close up) loud, crude language, a good laugh, and a smile to match.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be Invincible... Just about any well written and interesting literature. and are my usual internet haunts.

Generally, I don't watch TV, but Breaking Bad was pretty awesome. (Netflix rocks.)

I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.

I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then, I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fuzzy Wuzzy probably had the mange.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting off work between 3 and 6am, then sleeping the day away. Go me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I adopted my cat right after his previous owner told me he abandoned him. I couldn't just let him wander the streets, selling his body for smack; he's way too adorable and loveable for that.
You should message me if
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you're human. And female. Sorry, aliens and dudes, not interested.

Or, if you want me to make you laugh. I'm pretty skilled at that. I've got those dad jokes on lockdown, without being a dad.