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33 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I suck at resumes and dating sites are some of the worst ones I've had to fill out. >_>

On a scale of looks from 0 to 10, with 0 being a decomposing corpse, 10 being Channing Tatum/Ryan Gosling and you not having a necrophilia fetish, I'm probably Paul Giamatti.

I recently started going to Muay Thai kickboxing classes to try and do something about that.

I'm convinced that the guy who played Boomer on Coach (also the voice of Patrick on Spongebob) is secretly a genius because you have to be pretty smart to play at being dumb.

I keep getting told to list my marketable traits, but I don't see them like others do. It's just like at work, when my managers laud me for doing a great job and I'm all confused because, to me, all I did was what I was supposed to do.

I've learned from doing a lot of bad things that I should never have done and am a better, stronger person for it. Like iron forged into steel.

If you're nerdy and you know it, clap your hands!
What I’m doing with my life
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working for, getting in shape through kickboxing and re-learning how to jump rope.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
kissing, massaging, cooking and spotting plot holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile or my polite manners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dresden Files, The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho), The Count of Monte Cristo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soon I Will Be Invincible... Just about any well written and interesting literature. and are my usual internet haunts.

Generally, I don't watch TV, but Breaking Bad was pretty awesome. (Netflix rocks.)

I'm mostly into various forms of rock, especially blues rock. I also have a soft spot for many forms of techno, like house and trance. Jazz and classical are big, too.

I like food. If I haven't had it, I'll try it. If I didn't like it the first time, I'll try it again later. If I didn't like it then, I'll try it a third time, but usually no more after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Seriously, you wouldn't like me without my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how most of the women on here seem to have a "don't message me with a 'Hi, what's up?' message" clause. How exactly do you ladies start conversations, then? Randomly walk up to someone, affect a terrible Crocodile Hunter accent and say, "There I was, staring Death right in the face... and then he farted. It got a little awkward after that."?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
languishing in Purgatory. (read: working until 6:30pm and turning in by 10pm)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm tired of being told that I'm nice or too good to be true, in a negative way.
You should message me if
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you're human. And female. Sorry, aliens and dudes, not interested.

Or, if you want me to make you laugh. I'm pretty skilled at that.