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C_lyons

24 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DON'T BE INTIMIDATED BY LONG BIO! It's worth a read, I guarantee that you get at least one giggle/chuckle/pffft out of it, or your money back, wait no.

So, I feel like you should know who you're talking to before you actually talk to me... I can't stand profiles that that person puts 2 things about themselves and expects you to make a conversation about that. I think you'd like more of a advantage than that. Right? C'mon, gemme a nod, something!

SO, the in depth look at Chris Lyons, most people call me by my last name. Chris is a very overpopulated name and I like the sound of my last name. Rolls off the tongue just right, ok maybe not....

I'm a nerdy kinda guy, in a good way I think? As much as I hate to admit it, I do have an intelligence, sometimes... but It would seam I am cursed by clumsiness (bruises, dropping things). I'm a homebody, netflix is a thing.... outdoors isn't really a thing.... I just started doing Karate and working out 3/week. Trying to get into shape or any other shape that's not round. :(

I'm a really laid back guy, sweet, respectful and very honest, brutally honest... you read it right. If I offend you, be blunt. Guys are thick, I am no exception. At least I admit my flaws, right?

I'm not a shy person, but I come off as one. I like to think myself as 'reserved' only speaking when I have something witty to say. I like to listen more than talking, an uncommon trait, right? Also, I speak with my face not with my mouth. I have a really animated personality. If you can "read" my face I have no need to talk now do I? In person conversations are more entertaining than texts, however I literally write how I talk. If that makes since.

I am told that I give good advice because of my insight. I mean I tell you what I know and let you make the decision, I'm not gonna make the decision for you... (My AA is Psych, no I won't analyze you)

I am a hard person to make awkward in 1v1 conversation and I can literally just keep a conversation going.... as long as you participate. Don't just "lol" me and expect me to keep going.

Made it this far? Easy right? Just a few more things. No, seriously.

Race does not matter to me, light to dark all colors are beautiful but those chameleon tho.... mmmmmm~ multiple colors at once!?! HALP!

I type and text in full sentences.... I expect you to do the same, or I'll lob a hooked on phonics book at you! "u"? NO! "YOU!" STOPPIT!

ANNNNNDDDDDD..... I can't stand the app for this website, or rather my phone hates it (the lag is real). I prefer to text, so if I ask for your number you know why. Just in advance. (Lemme get cho numba, gurl~ ....jkjk)

AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I am known to bust out in song or a line from a movie, just warning. I suck at singing, so sing with me! You probably sing better than I do. O.o
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School, work, working out and karate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being as brutally honest as possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm big. I'm 6'2. Hard to miss...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's a lot I can put here...

Um, usually any genera for movies except horror.

A techno, dupstep, rock, pop-ish music guy. There's very few rap songs that I like. (I listen to techno on a regular especially in the car with the windows down.)

I don't read books as often as I should and I haven't yet found a FREE manga to get into, although my favorite manga is Spawn.

I play quite a few different games ranging from card games, board games, online strategy games, to MMORPG. My favorite is a card game called Magic: the Gathering.

I also am getting started into Cosplaying. :D I really want to go to supercon but I know I won't be ready by then. Need to be in shape!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of random stuff, my mind never stops.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably home, being a nerd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to burp. XD
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you finished my bio and laughed ONCE! I promise I'm funnier than my bio.