I am Bemusing, Odd, and Dali-esque.
My Self-Summary
I like movies...bad movies...really bad movies...movies so bad that
they are good...I love the Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Mulva:
Zombie Ass Kicker, Philthy McNasty, Quest For the Egg Salad, Pretty
much anything by Troma or Tempe Productions,etc. I like music...I
was a big Punk/Post Punk fan when I was younger and still have a
soft spot for the old bands(Germs, X-ray Spex, Echo and the
Bunnymen, Cure, Joy Division, Velvet Underground, The Smiths, etc.)
but now I'm beginning to listen to folk-y stuff(Nick Drake, Belle
and Sebastion, Dead Can Dance(yea, I know, they aren't really
folk...),etc.) and, frankly, this disturbs me. I like some recent
bands like Interpol,
The Living Blue, Gorillaz, Halo
Benders, Built to Spill, Beauty Shop, Muse, Placebo, etc. Ok, I
think I've written enough crap so if you want to know anything else
then ask me and I'll probably tell you if you also offer me a
butterscotch sundae with extra whipped cream.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally I'm working with developmentally disabled adults. In
my free time I'm trying to understand the meaning of life...So far
all I've got is, "Stuff happens but sometimes it doesn't.". I'll
dispense more knowledge about the meaning of life as it comes to
me...
I’m really good at
Being quiet....I'm usually so quiet that people either don't notice
me or think that I'm stuck up because I won't talk to them. Once
they get to know me though they only hate me a little bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My horrible fashion sense or my keen sense of confusion.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A.)Being and Nothingness-J.P. Sartre, The Necromancer series by
Brian Lumley, J.R.R. Tolkiens books. B.)
Bubba Ho-Tep,
Starship Troopers,
Ginger Snaps
1&2,
Shaun of the Dead, The
Opening of Misty Beethoven,
Mulva:Zombie Ass
Kicker, and the
Filthy Mcnasty Trilogy(which is
not porn even though it sounds like it, if you've actually heard of
it I would be greatly impressed by your fine taste in movies!),
Terror At Blood Fart
Lake,
Hide
and Creep,
The
Beyond,
Teeth,
Poultrygeist:
Night of the Chicken Dead C.) Everything from Punk to PostPunk
to Interpol,
The
Gun Club, Placebo, Muse, Dengue Fever, Germs, Bauhaus,
Joy Division,
Robyn Hitchcock, Roky Erickson,
The Living Blue,
Midge Ure,
Sparks. D.)Pizza, Spaghetti,
Meatloaf, STEAK!!!!,Peppermint IceCream, Dove Bars, CoolWhip, I
could go on and on...
The six things I could never do without
1.) My feather pillows 2.) My DVD Player 3.) My DVD's 4.) My music
5.) My Pink Panther boxers 6.) Bertha-My rubber midget love doll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the world would be like if our flatulance smelled like dark
chocolate...that would be nice...I would eat beans for every meal
and spend hours flatulating under the covers...Ahhh, to live in a
perfect world...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working...Friday's suck when you work until 10 or 11pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a biological male....I've never had a sex change. Oh, and I
have a pierced nipple[Edit: Sadly, after 15 years of peaceful
co-habitation with my nipple ring I've had to take it out because
of a nasty infection...I will miss it dearly but I still have my
nipple and I dig that.].
You should message me if
You like Cheesy
horror movies, good music,
Karaoke, and men who are
REALLY thin.