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Cabal468

42 / M / Straight / Single

Champaign, Illinois

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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I am Bemusing, Odd, and Dali-esque.

My Self-Summary

I like movies...bad movies...really bad movies...movies so bad that they are good...I love the Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, Philthy McNasty, Quest For the Egg Salad, Pretty much anything by Troma or Tempe Productions,etc. I like music...I was a big Punk/Post Punk fan when I was younger and still have a soft spot for the old bands(Germs, X-ray Spex, Echo and the Bunnymen, Cure, Joy Division, Velvet Underground, The Smiths, etc.) but now I'm beginning to listen to folk-y stuff(Nick Drake, Belle and Sebastion, Dead Can Dance(yea, I know, they aren't really folk...),etc.) and, frankly, this disturbs me. I like some recent bands like Interpol, The Living Blue, Gorillaz, Halo Benders, Built to Spill, Beauty Shop, Muse, Placebo, etc. Ok, I think I've written enough crap so if you want to know anything else then ask me and I'll probably tell you if you also offer me a butterscotch sundae with extra whipped cream.

What I’m doing with my life

Professionally I'm working with developmentally disabled adults. In my free time I'm trying to understand the meaning of life...So far all I've got is, "Stuff happens but sometimes it doesn't.". I'll dispense more knowledge about the meaning of life as it comes to me...

I’m really good at

Being quiet....I'm usually so quiet that people either don't notice me or think that I'm stuck up because I won't talk to them. Once they get to know me though they only hate me a little bit.

The first things people usually notice about me

My horrible fashion sense or my keen sense of confusion.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A.)Being and Nothingness-J.P. Sartre, The Necromancer series by Brian Lumley, J.R.R. Tolkiens books. B.)Bubba Ho-Tep, Starship Troopers, Ginger Snaps 1&2, Shaun of the Dead, The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Mulva:Zombie Ass Kicker, and the Filthy Mcnasty Trilogy(which is not porn even though it sounds like it, if you've actually heard of it I would be greatly impressed by your fine taste in movies!), Terror At Blood Fart Lake, Hide and Creep, The Beyond, Teeth, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead C.) Everything from Punk to PostPunk to Interpol, The Gun Club, Placebo, Muse, Dengue Fever, Germs, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Robyn Hitchcock, Roky Erickson, The Living Blue, Midge Ure, Sparks. D.)Pizza, Spaghetti, Meatloaf, STEAK!!!!,Peppermint IceCream, Dove Bars, CoolWhip, I could go on and on...

The six things I could never do without

1.) My feather pillows 2.) My DVD Player 3.) My DVD's 4.) My music 5.) My Pink Panther boxers 6.) Bertha-My rubber midget love doll

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What the world would be like if our flatulance smelled like dark chocolate...that would be nice...I would eat beans for every meal and spend hours flatulating under the covers...Ahhh, to live in a perfect world...

On a typical Friday night I am

Working...Friday's suck when you work until 10 or 11pm.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am a biological male....I've never had a sex change. Oh, and I have a pierced nipple[Edit: Sadly, after 15 years of peaceful co-habitation with my nipple ring I've had to take it out because of a nasty infection...I will miss it dearly but I still have my nipple and I dig that.].

You should message me if

You like Cheesy horror movies, good music, Karaoke, and men who are REALLY thin.