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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a native Seattleite (but I wish we had a better name), so I know that we're all supposed to be standoffish and rude, but I'm trying to buck that trend.

My idea of a good time outdoors is enjoying a nice drink in the sun, or maybe on a tube in a river. But I have been known to strap some skis or a snowboard onto my feet when the snow comes out.

I'd like to think I'm hard to read like Ulyssyes, but I'm probably more like Highlights for Kids. Consequently, I tend to read more things like highlights than things like Ulysses.

I'm pretty passionate about the things I believe in, but I don't wear them on my sleeve. I don't usually get wound up about them until asked, or challenged.

Most of my profile pics are out of date, I took off the mustache and am getting glasses soon. It'll be exciting to see things again!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Monday through Friday I'm rocking the 9-5. Once the weekend starts I have no idea where I'll end up.
Trying to have fun, not needing to try too hard.
Enjoying this wonderful summer, spending time on patios.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a plan to get things done, then deviating completely from that plan to do things that are actually fun.

Remembering inconsequential details about things and completely forgetting what was actually going on.

Plugging in USB things correctly the first time, without having to flip it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyebrows?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I tend to get into specific genres and read a bunch of one kind of thing before moving onto the next, right now I'm on a cold war spy novel kick. I'm also re-reading the Song of Ice and Fire series (maybe I'll finish by the next season). I'm also rediscovering choose your on adventure books like "To Be, or Not To Be: That is the adventure".

Movies: I like movies, I tend to like bad ones but Mad Max was SO GOOD!

TV: I love most non-reality television, but I especially love Parks and rec, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, The Wire, Louie, 30 rock I'll watch anything by Aaron Sorkin even though he gets a bit maudlin, but I'd like to live in that world sometimes.

Music: My music tastes are kind of ridiculous, I like a lot of 90's ska and punk, some British invasion, along with some weird hip hop. Stuff like NOFX, Reel Big Fish, Asobi Seksu, Asian Kung Fu Generation, The Bouncing Souls, The Dollyrots, The Kinks, Queen, Boston, The Pillows, Lagwagon, Noodles, Dr.Octagon, Das Racist and a bunch of other things, but most of all, cover songs!

Foods: If it is delicious I will eat it all, not matter how exotic, strange or gross. I especially love salmon, sandwiches and tacos. I never turn down the opportunity to try something new, even if just for the experience/story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Friends
My Car
Comfortable shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I sardonic or sarcastic, and do I really know the difference?

That looping 6 seconds of the last song I heard.

How women experience this site, it seems like its an avalanche of "hey", " sup", and dick pics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at the bar with friends, at home with friends, drinking and playing games. It seems to me that if I'm not doing something on a Friday night, I've done something wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like cold pizza more than hot pizza, yes I know this is insane.
You should message me if
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You're rad as hell.
You like to do things that are awesome.
You'd like to play boardgames.
You wanna talk about how dinosaurs are awesome.
You know the best Korean food in town.
you make zoidberg noises when you cross the street.
You have the Sanford and son theme stuck in your head after reading this.

Or if you want to hang out on a patio, have a beer and giggle about stupid stuff.

I'm not one for endless massaging, I'd rather make plans to hang out and see if we actually like each other.