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Cactussis

32 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Polyglot, INFP, Cancer, Year of the Dog, Yellow belt with black stripe (watch out!).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You sure ask a lot of questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. growing things, cooking. sewing. makeup...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Killer bone structure, and 'damn girl, you tall'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Double-double animal protein style. Salsa Verde Doritos. Pork stew rice. Homemade jell-o.
Music: Joni Mitchell, Kate Bush (if you know who she is, I will forgive other shortcomings) Tori Amos, Steely Dan, Bombay Bicycle Club, Drake, Madonna, The Who, Silverchair, No Doubt, Judee Sill, and others I cant think of.

Movies: Return to Oz.

Books: Through the Looking Glass.

TV: Deadly Women! (where I get all my best ideas)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dry Shampoo
Wet Shampoo
Phone x4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thigh Gap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Calculating the probabilty of dying alone, while lying in a bathtub of gin and bubbles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes talk in my sleep, and will NOT be held responsible for what I say...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've been in a relationship before.
You know what you want and are honest about it.
You're ok with who you are and where you're going in life.
You don't waste your time and energy being concerned what others think of you; you're a badass and follow your own path.
You have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex and functioning heart, not emotionally retarded.
You don't stick your head in the sand when faced with challenging situations: not a poon.
You have a sense of humor.

*If you don't meet any of these criteria, then, get attttaa heeeeyuh! GTFO yo. Go on, git!