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Cactussis

32 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Polyglot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding death using a variety of sophisticated disguises.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself laugh. growing things, cooking. sewing. makeup...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Killer bone structure, and 'damn girl, you tall'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I choose food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dry Shampoo
Wet Shampoo
Phone x4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thigh Gap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Calculating the probabilty of dying alone, while lying in a bathtub of gin and bubbles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes talk in my sleep, and will NOT be held responsible for what I say...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've been in a relationship before.
You know what you want and are honest about it.
You're ok with who you are and where you're going in life.
You don't waste your time and energy being concerned what others think of you; you're a badass and follow your own path.
You have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex and functioning heart, not emotionally retarded.
You don't stick your head in the sand when faced with challenging situations: not a poon.
You have a sense of humor.

*If you don't meet any of these criteria, then, get attttaa heeeeyuh! GTFO yo. Go on, git!