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Cactussis

32 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Polyglot, INFP, Cancer, Year of the Dog, Pitta, Yellow belt with black stripe (I'm just warning, if youre thinking of trying anything you better Taekwon-DONT)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You sure ask a lot of questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel better about their lives (by comparison), growing things, cooking. sewing. makeup...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I come off as preternaturally calm. People are always asking if I'm on something. Usually I'm not, unless it's some amazing painkillers from my latest operation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Double-double animal protein style. Salsa Verde Doritos. Pork stew rice. Homemade jell-o.
Music: Joni Mitchell, Kate Bush (if you know who she is, I will forgive other shortcomings) Tori Amos, Steely Dan, Bombay Bicycle Club, Drake, Madonna, The Who, Silverchair, No Doubt, Judee Sill, and others I cant think of.

Movies: Return to Oz.

Books: Through the Looking Glass.

TV: Deadly Women! (where I get all my best ideas)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Plastic surgery.
Soap?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well executed genocide.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning out which plastic surgeries to get next.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got crabs once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The phrase "I'm a very sexual person" has never been uttered by you, like ever.

-You only use axe body spray ironically if at all.
-You naturally smell like axe body spray.
-You give love freely, kind of like Jesus. People can feel that about you, and always feel comfortable in your presence.
-You actually are Jesus, in some form.
-You don't want to see me slip through the cracks of life and have some kind words to offer.