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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:52pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Computer programmer who loves videogames, metal, spicy food, and the weird parts of the Internet. Interested yet? No? KEEP READING ANYWAY.

About Misty
First off, the most important aspect of my life right now is that I am currently taking care of my best friend Misty. We are not romantically involved, but I house her, provide for her, and do my best to keep her happy. She is a wonderful person and is very important to me. It's only a temporary arrangement until she finds a romantic partner to take care of her.

About Politics and Religion
I am an atheist and a dirty liberal. I am most concerned with civil rights, race relations, LGBT rights, wealth inequality, international relations, and climate change. However I am pretty disdainful of the anti-vax, non-GMO, gluten-free movements -- I am very pro-science and despise pseudoscience.

It's not completely out of the question for me to get into a relationship with someone who is religious or spiritual, but only if they're very innocuous about their faith.

About Marriage and Kids
I do want to get married and have children someday, but not at this point in my life. I don't want to get into a relationship with someone who wants kids, like, right now, nor do I want to get into a committed til-death-do-us-part relationship with someone who never wants kids.

About Motherfucking Videogames
Here's the deal: I spend the majority of my free time playing videogames. Sure, I fuck around on the Internet, watch Youtube, and will occasionally binge-watch an entire season of anime, but otherwise it's all about videogames. So ideally I would like to get involved with someone who is a gamer or at least some breed of nerd with interesting hobbies.

About My Personality
While I generally hate personality tests, EQ tests, online quizzes etc. this one was a surprisingly accurate assessment of myself. Otherwise I'm ISTJ for those that care about That Particular Personality Test.

I am practical, objective, skeptical, introverted, quiet, and laid-back. I strive to be responsible, dependable, open and honest, and I would like the same from anyone who comes into my life.

I am somewhat eccentric, however. I may or may not be an aspie son of a bitch, but I definitely come off as weird to people. But that's okay, because I'm still a cool dude! I'm just a cool dude who happens to be weird.

About What I'm Looking For
I'd like to meet someone who is kind, friendly, passionate, rational, responsible, mature... and of course a huge nerd.

I have somewhat conservative tastes in that I'm more into the "girl next door." I'm generally not into the "alternative" look -- I can't stand piercings, body mods, or extreme haircuts.

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Now, onwards to the sillyness!~
What I’m doing with my life
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Apparently I'm a web developer now? Sweet.

So yeah, I have my own apartment and am completely self-sufficient and independent (yay!). Normally one would conclude that I'm "financially responsible" but then I go out and buy ridiculous Lego sets because holy shit this crane has motorized outriggers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating insanely spicy chicken wings, getting way over my head in Minecraft or SimCity, geography quizzes, and refactoring code written by lazy assholes (spoiler: I'm the lazy asshole).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comics: Calvin & Hobbes, Penny Arcade, Dumbing of Age, xkcd (don't worry, I don't get the math jokes either)

Movies: Starship Troopers, Interstellar, Full Metal Jacket, Akira, all the animes ^_____^

Games: Minecraft, Civilization, SimCity 4, Counter-Strike, Killing Floor, Smash Bros, Kerbal Space Program, racing sims, and anything that has an engaging plot and characters. Really.

TV: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Fate/Stay Night, Carnival Phantasm, My Little Pony oh god did I just type that

Food: Blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, peaches, pasta, and extremely spicy anything. Also ultra hipster chobani dark chocolate almond coconut greek yogurt. And also apples. I fucking love apples. Just the green ones though. Green apple master race

Music: Mostly energetic, uplifting music -- particularly trance and power metal. Also lots of stupid Japanese music (vocaloid especially) and sometimes chiptunes or pseudo-80s "synthwave."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
porn (aka internet)
my animu figure collection
shitty music
a penis

Hey, at least I'm being honest. How many guys do you come across that seriously believe that their penis is not one of the six most important things in their life? Bet you didn't think of that, did you? :V
You should message me if
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You read the entire self-summary and was like "hey this guy is pretty cool I hope he notices me"