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CaesiusLoeher

25 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Skinny white computer dork/benign Internet troll,* and very serious about it. Troublemaker who deals poorly with boredom. Enjoys unironically driving people to hold their faces in their hands and mutter "goddammit." Seriously considering becoming a cat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGjeBIj_NSg

Also interested in history geography international relations linguistics and other crap that's generally unrelated to anything ever. I mean who even uses this stuff? Politicians?? Probably not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently I'm a web developer now? Sweet.

So yeah, I have my own apartment and am completely self-sufficient and independent (yay!). Normally one would conclude that I'm "financially responsible" but then I go out and buy ridiculous Lego sets because holy shit this crane has motorized outriggers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating insanely spicy chicken wings, getting way over my head in Minecraft or SimCity, geography quizzes, and refactoring code written by lazy assholes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
IMTALKINGWAYTOOFASTSLOWDOWNTHERECHAMP
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comics: Calvin & Hobbes, Penny Arcade, Dumbing of Age, xkcd (don't worry, I don't get the math jokes either)

Movies: Starship Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Akira, Jin-Roh, all the animes ^_____^

Games: Minecraft, Civilization, SimCity 4, Counter-Strike, EVE Online, and anything that has an engaging plot and characters. Really.

TV: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Fate/Stay Night, Carnival Phantasm, My Little Pony oh god did I just type that

Food: Blackberries, raspberries, strawberries, peaches, pasta, and extremely spicy anything. Also ultra hipster chobani dark chocolate almond coconut greek yogurt. And also apples. I fucking love apples. Just the green ones though. Green apple master race

Music: Mostly energetic, uplifting music -- particularly trance and power metal. Also lots of stupid Japanese music (vocaloid especially) and sometimes chiptunes or 80s synthpop.

http://www.last.fm/user/CaesiusLoeher
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet
videogames
porn (aka internet)
music
a shower
a penis

Hey, at least I'm being honest. How many guys do you come across that seriously believe that their penis is not one of the six most important things in their life? Bet you didn't think of that, did you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
penises, apparently
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably playing Counter-Strike because that's what I'm addicted to at the moment.

wait nevermind now I'm playing eve online aka the infamous meanie internet spaceships game
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big dumb animu figure collection.
http://i3.minus.com/inyaFvorL6EaX.jpg

Also recently I've been having people independently come to the conclusion that I'm probably aspie. Now I don't wanna be one those jerks that goes around claiming to be aspie after an amateur, confirmation-biased self-diagnosis but it's definitely one of those things that makes you go "oh hey that explains a lot actually." Like this weird obsession I have with penises, for example. *gnaws on dildo*
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't mind the fact that I'm a liiiiiiittle awkward and hopelessly oblivious. I mean, other than that I guess I'm cooldudes and apparently completely harmless.

So yeah. Hi.

*this footnote is in a completely different section!! whoa. (actually I was just going to mention that I don't troll on OKC because that's stupid so don't be all paranoid or whatever)