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25 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Let's talk until late and let the whole world hate.
What I’m doing with my life
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I assist an advertising and commercial photographer.

I travel far, and often.

I read to understand reality, not escape it.

I love coffee and tea equally.

Enough about me, what do you do?
I’m really good at
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- Having eyes. No, really. My eyes are the one and only thing I'm proud to own. They were free, too!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm English, yes. I have an accent, yes. My name is Grant, not Brent, yes!

I laugh, often. I create jokes that are equally offensive and equally hilarious.

I collect pens and notebooks.

I collect ink and empty notebook pages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The more my life evolves the more I appreciate all that influences me as an artist and a human. To hold things on a pedestal devalues the true impact of all the things I try and incorporate in my life.

That said, I fucking love Pequods pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Communication
5. Electric Toothbrush
4. Passport
3. Good boots
2. Earphones
1. Coffee

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being efficient. It's almost like OCD. How fast can I get here? How many steps did that take? Why am I not looking out for traffic? What's that car doing so close? Where am I? Why do my legs hurt?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, reading or catching up with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I live beyond my means.

And I think I just decided that my favourite English word is 'Spatula'. Go ahead, just say it. Spatula.
You should message me if
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- You're actually willing to meet.

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