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CaffeineInsight

22 M Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Pretty career minded comedy writer, although I procrastinate in the name of research... I occasionally tell jokes on stage... more often though I write funny things down for other people to say.... No, my profile isn't very funny.. Yeah I know I'm a comedy writer... does everything I say have to be funny? ...It does?... Oh. Shit.. Well, I'd like to think it has its moments......
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently studying/reading a BA in Comedy at the University of Salford (Comedy academic eh? Bet you know loads of jokes?! ....too many, but if you want to talk about the philosophical and sociological implications of a dick joke, I'm your guy.....).
I'm a massive workaholic, I go running often and I'm more than happy to not drink on a night out (party animal amrite?)

I love verbal tennis, fluid conversation about; philosophy, politics, art, movies, shows, music, deconstructing a topic until nothing remains (apart from food, I'm looking at you Masterchef)

Just spent the summer living in NYC, so ask about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking off sunglasses and saying "Dear god.." at things. Putting sunglasses back on and saying a stupid pun, just don't talk to me at any point in-between.. I have nothing..

Oh, and talking out of my arse, not sure if that comes across in my profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My award winning smile & killer dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - "The Fault in Our Stars" John Green, "The Ode Less Travelled" Stephen Fry, "Consider the Lobster" David Foster Wallace, "The Social Animal" David Brooks, "What Every Body is Saying" Joe Navarro, "The Naked Jape" Jimmy Carr, "Bossypants" Tina Fey, "Born Standing Up" Steve Martin, "Poking a Dead Frog" Mike Sachs, "Look Who's Back" Timur Vermes

Music - Tim Minchin, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Lindsey Stirling, Alt J, Mumford and Sons, Metallica, Dethklok, AC/DC, Black Stone Cherry, Gorgol Bordello.

Food - Massive foodie, occasionally instead of going out we'll go to one of the fancier restaurants in Manchester.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to do, coffee, internet, something to talk about, running, movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does OKcupid keep asking me questions about fetish sex, I don't mind answering them, but sheesh.... *insert joke about anal personality*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeling good vibes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Totally a Slytherin.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy having dumb conversations about smart things.