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22 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Career minded comedy writer... occasionally I tell jokes on stage... more often though I write funny things down for other people to say.... No, my profile isn't very funny.. Yeah, I know I'm a comedy writer... Does everything I say have to be funny? ...It does?... Shit..
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently studying/reading a BA in Comedy at the University of Salford (Comedy academic eh? Bet you know loads of jokes?! ....too many, but if you want to talk about the philosophical and sociological implications of a dick joke, I'm your guy.....).
I'm a massive workaholic, I go running often and I'm more than happy to not drink on a night out (party animal amrite?)

I love verbal tennis, fluid conversation about; philosophy, politics, art, movies, shows, music, deconstructing a topic until nothing remains (apart from food, I'm looking at you Masterchef)

Just spent the summer living in NYC, so ask about that.
I’m really good at
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Taking off sunglasses and saying "Dear god.." at things. Putting sunglasses back on and saying a stupid pun, just don't talk to me at any point in-between.. I have nothing..

Oh, and talking out of my arse, not sure if that comes across in my profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My award winning smile & killer dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - "The Fault in Our Stars" John Green, "The Ode Less Travelled" Stephen Fry, "Consider the Lobster" David Foster Wallace, "The Social Animal" David Brooks, "What Every Body is Saying" Joe Navarro, "The Naked Jape" Jimmy Carr, "Bossypants" Tina Fey, "Born Standing Up" Steve Martin, "Poking a Dead Frog" Mike Sachs, "Look Who's Back" Timur Vermes,

Currently working my way through David Foster Wallace's Goliath 'Infinite Jest' as well as a bunch of comedy theory books.

Music - Tim Minchin, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Lindsey Stirling, Alt J, Mumford and Sons, Metallica, Dethklok, AC/DC, Black Stone Cherry, Gorgol Bordello.

Food - Massive foodie, occasionally instead of going out we'll go to one of the fancier restaurants in Manchester. (Best Coffee in the city is Grindsmith)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to do, coffee, internet, something to talk about, running, movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, Rehersing, Writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Totally a Slytherin.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy having dumb conversations about smart things.