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CaffeineInsight

22 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Pretty career minded comedy writer, although I procrastinate in the name of research... occasionally tell jokes on stage, more often though I write funny things down for other people to say.... No, my profile isn't very funny.. Yeah I know I'm a comedy writer... does everything I say have to be funny? ...It does?... oh.. Ok, well I'd like to think it has it's moments...... Oh, by the way I'm British but I'm living in New York for a bit.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently studying/reading a BA in Comedy at the University of Salford (Comedy academic eh? Bet you know loads of jokes?! ....too many, but if you want to talk about the philosophical and sociological implications of a dick joke, I'm your guy.....).
I'm a massive workaholic, I go running often and I'm more than happy to not drink on a night out (party animal amrite?) Still, I love dancing.

I love verbal tennis, fluid conversation talking about; philosophy, politics, art, movies, shows, music, deconstructing a topic until nothing remains (apart from food, I'm looking at you Masterchef)

Plus I'm going to New York in the summer for a month, so I'll probably play some comedy clubs over there, who knows.
I’m really good at
Taking off sunglasses and saying "Dear god.." at things. Putting sunglasses back on and saying a stupid pun, just don't talk to me at any point in-between.. I have nothing..

Oh and talking out of my arse, not sure if that comes across in my profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My award winning smile & killer dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - "The Fault in Our Stars" John Green, "The Ode Less Travelled" Stephen Fry, "The Social Animal" David Brooks, "What Every Body is Saying" Joe Navarro, "The Naked Jape" Jimmy Carr. I don't read as much as I should but if I get into a book, I wont put it down.

Music - Tim Minchin, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Lindsey Stirling, Alt J, Mumford and Sons, Metallica, Dethklok, AC/DC, Black Stone Cherry, Gorgol Bordello.

Food - Massive foodie, occasionally instead of going out we'll go to one of the fancier restaurants in Manchester.
The six things I could never do without
Something to do, coffee, internet, something to talk about, running, movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does OKcupid keep asking me questions about fetish sex, I don't mind answering them, but sheesh.... *insert joke about anal personality*
On a typical Friday night I am
Feeling good vibes
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy having dumb conversations about smart things.