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CaffeineInsight

22 Manchester, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Career minded comedy writer... occasionally I tell jokes on stage... more often though I write funny things down for other people to say.... No, my profile isn't very funny.. Yeah, I know I'm a comedy writer... Does everything I say have to be funny? ...It does?... Shit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently studying/reading a BA in Comedy at the University of Salford (If you want to talk about the philosophical and sociological implications of a dick joke, I'm your guy.....).

Just spent the summer living in NYC, so ask about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking off sunglasses and saying "Dear god.." at things. Putting sunglasses back on and saying a stupid pun, just don't talk to me at any point in-between.. I have nothing..

Oh, and talking out of my arse, not sure if that comes across in my profile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - "The Fault in Our Stars" John Green, "The Ode Less Travelled" Stephen Fry, "Consider the Lobster" David Foster Wallace, "The Social Animal" David Brooks, "What Every Body is Saying" Joe Navarro, "The Naked Jape" Jimmy Carr, "Bossypants" Tina Fey, "Born Standing Up" Steve Martin, "Poking a Dead Frog" Mike Sachs, "Look Who's Back" Timur Vermes, Currently working my way through David Foster Wallace's Goliath 'Infinite Jest'

Music - Tim Minchin, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Lindsey Stirling, Alt J, Mumford and Sons, Metallica, Dethklok, AC/DC, Black Stone Cherry, Gorgol Bordello.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, internet, something to talk about, running, movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, rehearsing, writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Totally a Slytherin.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy having dumb conversations about smart things.