Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a gigantic fucking nerd. I promise that is not an exaggeration
in the least. Seriously; I write code and host board game nights
and I recently got quite excited about a soldering iron. If any of
that bothers you, then you should probably just go ahead and move
Okay, are all the boring people gone now? Good, now let's get down
to the living nightmare that is writing about yourself:
I'm polyamorous. Which is apparently pretty effing popular over in
this neck of the woods.
I am a pluviophile, so so far I think this town is pretty
fantastic. Though admittedly the rain here is kind of
I am an outgoing introvert. Yes, I realize that doesn't make sense.
No, I will not elaborate here.
I like people who are passionate about something and I kinda don't
really care what as long as you're crazy for it and will ramble at
me about it.
I periodically make terrible puns about science. (HURHURHUR DO YOU
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)
I am prone to long, rambling, and unbelievably profane rants about
things that absolutely DO. NOT. FUCKING. MATTER.
I likewise get unreasonably excited about really, really dumb
things. I really just don't use the word "dumb" like other people
I love dogs. You should have a dog. Have a big, awesome dog that I
can play with. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GO GET A DOG RIGHT
I think going to an arcade to drink and talk shit at each other
over games is an equally appealing use of time as sitting at a
quiet bar to sip whiskey while talking about our current
It bothered me that every sentence in this section started with "I"
except for one, so I made added this one, too. You know, so it
I am weird. It will help if you are, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' computer-y things.
Learnin' to make better computer-y things.
Replacin' Gs with apostrophes. Fuck Gs. They is suckas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading for way too long when I should be sleeping.
Getting pissed at how awful this site can be and how it makes
meeting people a ridiculous mess and then still coming back here
anyhow because otherwise I'd have to go out and meet people oh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I am currently on fire.
Then probably the hair? There is a not insignificant amount of it.
And no, I do not care if you think it's too long and I should cut
it. I look stupid in short hair. And also, fuck you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Neil Stephenson. Ender's Game. American Gods.
George R. R. Martin and Patrick Rothfuss for fantasy fixes. I also
spend a good chunk of time chewing through textbooks and other
technical writings, too, but I don't really categorize that as
general "reading." Recommend good books to me and I might never
leave you alone.
Movies - Love movies in general, so hard to pick favorites, but
Back to the Future is probably pretty high up there.
Shows - Breaking Bad and Firefly are pretty much tied for my
favorite shows ever.
Music - Broad. I have a disturbing number of videogame soundtracks
that I listen to while coding. If I hit shuffle, I could hear crazy
club Skrillex nonsense-noise, immediately followed by Cee Lo, then
Snoop Dogg/Lion/Marmoset/Whatever. There is no rhyme or reason to
my music library. Except for the actual rhymes.
Food - Sushi. Tacos. Chinese. Anything. God DAMN do I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Computahz. Gotta pay the bills somehow.
4. Games (board and/or video varieties. Groking a set of arbitrary
mechanics and then attempting to manipulate it to your own ends is
immensely satisfying to my brainmeats.)
5. Sleep (Sure I LITERALLY can't do without it, but it's just
pretty rad on its own, too.)
6. Alone time. The introvert batteries need frequent recharging.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. (Namely, where I can get more if it.)
Books. (Ugh, I don't know what to read neeeeext.)
Technology. (When can I start putting my brain into a
Travel. Just got back from China trip and it made me want to go
everywhere now. Or at least back to Hong Kong in the near
How I might not be able to die happy unless I go to outer space
Various combinations of the above. And probably boobs, if we're
being totally honest here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably looked at your pictures before anything else. Sorry.
Though honestly I'm not sure why people get bent out of shape about
that; I'd be worried if a block of text drew more attention than my
face. Or relieved... My face IS pretty weird.
I basically use this site as a way to people-watch from my couch.
Sometimes I turn off the distance filter and look at all the people
I'd apparently be CRAZY, UNPRECEDENTEDLY, OVERWHELMINGLY COMPATIBLE
WITH and then get upset because they live on the other side of the
damn planet or some shit like that.
I just ate a whole container of salsa by myself. Fuck you, I'm not
proud of it, this is an admission section. ...Alright, I'm sort of
(Shockingly Necessary Addendum: There were chips involved in the
salsa incident. I didn't just eat it with a spoon; What kind of
goddamn monster do you people think I am?)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
0. Technology, science, games, books, or any other assorted nerdery
gives you Brobdingnagian brain boners.
1. You can teach me something new. Or something old. Like
re-teaching me how to ride a fucking bike.
2. You are Tina Fey. (I will also accept Liz Lemon.)
You know how to use proper grammar, can spell correctly (or
at least make a decent effort of it,) and at the very, VERY least
know what punctuation IS.English, motherfucker; can you speak
4. You can tell me, DEFINITIVELY, whether or not a taco is a form
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