Okay, are all the boring people gone now? Good, now that it's just us, let's get down to it:
I'm pretty alright. You'll probably like me. At the the very least I'm not a complete a-hole. Most of the time.
I'm not really looking for relationships of the romantic nature. Mostly I just want cool people to hang out and do new stuff with. If one of you winds up being awesome enough to make me desire something more serious, then fantastic, but know that I'm not actively seeking it out.
I'm usually polyamorous, but don't think it works with everybody. Though if I want to be monogamous with you right away then I probably like you too much and I would appreciate it if you could start being a jerk or something to regulate that for me. Thanks in advance.
I am a pluviophile, so so far I think this town is pretty fantastic.
I am an outgoing introvert. Yes, I realize that doesn't make sense. No, I will not elaborate here.
I periodically make terrible puns about science. (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! HURHURHUR)
I swear copiously.
I'm fairly smart, or at least can fake it pretty damn well most of the time.
I am prone to long, rambling, and unbelievably profane rants about things that absolutely DO. NOT. MATTER.
I likewise get unreasonably excited about really, really dumb things.
I love dogs. Have a dog. Have a big, awesome dog that I can play with. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GO GET A DOG RIGHT NOW!
I think going to an arcade to drink and talk shit at each other over games is an equally appealing use of time as sitting at a quiet bar to sip whiskey while talking about obscure philosophical views.
I am weird. It will help if you are, too.