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CageyKG

29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a gigantic fucking nerd. I have a CS degree, spend my days coding, love to read, love my beer & board game nights, am addicted to learning things, and am constantly enthralled by various facets of science, technology, and math. If any of that bothers you, then you can probably just go ahead and move on.

...

Okay, are all the boring people gone now? Good, now that it's just us, let's get down to it:

I'm pretty alright. You'll probably like me. At the the very least I'm not a complete a-hole. Most of the time.

I'm usually polyamorous, but don't think it works with everybody. Though if I want to be monogamous with you right away then I probably like you too much and I would appreciate it if you could start being a jerk or something to regulate that for me. Thanks in advance.

I am a pluviophile, so so far I think this town is pretty fantastic.

I am an outgoing introvert. Yes, I realize that doesn't make sense. No, I will not elaborate here.

I like people who are passionate about something and I kinda don't really care what.

I periodically make terrible puns about science. (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! HURHURHUR)

I swear copiously.

I am prone to long, rambling, and unbelievably profane rants about things that absolutely DO. NOT. MATTER.

I likewise get unreasonably excited about really, really dumb things.

I love dogs. You should have a dog. Have a big, awesome dog that I can play with. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GO GET A DOG RIGHT NOW!

I think going to an arcade to drink and talk shit at each other over games is an equally appealing use of time as sitting at a quiet bar to sip whiskey while talking about obscure philosophical views.

I am weird. It will help if you are, too.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin' computer-y things.

Learnin' to make better computer-y things.

Replacin' Gs with apostrophes. Fuck Gs. They is suckas.
I’m really good at
Misanthropy.
Swearing.
Procrastination
Reading for way too long when I should be sleeping.
Being GGG.
Getting pissed at how awful this site can be and how it makes meeting people a ridiculous mess and then still coming back here anyhow because otherwise I'd have to go out and meet people oh nooooooo.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the hair? There is a not insignificant amount of it. And no, I do not care if you think it's too long and I should cut it. I look stupid in short hair. And also, fuck you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anything by Neil Stephenson. Ender's Game. American Gods. George R. R. Martin and Patrick Rothfuss for fantasy fixes. I also spend a good chunk of time chewing through textbooks and other technical writings, too, but I don't really categorize that as general "reading." Recommend good books to me and I might never leave you alone.

Movies - Love movies in general, so hard to pick favorites, but Back to the Future is probably pretty high up there.

Shows - Breaking Bad and Firefly are pretty much tied for my favorite shows ever.

Music - Broad. I have a disturbing number of videogame soundtracks that I listen to while coding. If I hit shuffle, I could hear crazy club Skrillex nonsense-noise, immediately followed by Cee Lo, then Snoop Dogg/Lion/Marmoset/Whatever. There is no rhyme or reason to my music library. Well, except for the ACTUAL rhymes, I guess.

Food - Sushi. Tacos. Chinese. Anything. God DAMN do I love food.
The six things I could never do without
1. Computahz. Gotta pay the bills somehow.
2. Coffee.
3. Books
4. Games (board and/or video varieties. Groking a set of arbitrary mechanics and then attempting to manipulate it to your own ends is immensely satisfying to my brainmeats.)
5. Sleep (Sure I LITERALLY can't do without it, but it's just pretty rad on its own, too.)
6. Uhhh... I dunno, soap?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. (Namely, where I can get more if it.)
Books. (Ugh, I don't know what to read neeeeext.)
Technology. (When can I start putting my brain into a machine?)
Various combinations of the above. And probably boobs, if we're being totally honest here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I probably looked at your pictures before anything else. Sorry. Though honestly I'm not sure why people get bent out of shape about that; I'd be worried if a block of text drew more attention than my face. Or relieved... My face IS pretty weird.

I basically use this site as a way to people-watch from my couch.

I just ate a whole container of salsa by myself. Fuck you, I'm not proud of it, this is an admission section. ...Alright, I'm sort of proud.

(Shockingly Necessary Addendum: There were chips involved. In the salsa incident. I didn't just eat it with a spoon; What kind of goddamn monster do you people think I am?)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
0. Technology, science, games, books, or any other assorted nerdery gives you Brobdingnagian brain boners.

1. You can teach me something new. Or something old. Like re-teaching me how to ride a fucking bike.

2. You are Tina Fey. (I will also accept Liz Lemon.)

3. You know how to use proper grammar, can spell correctly (or at least make a decent effort of it,) and at the very, VERY least know what punctuation IS.English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

4. You can deal with my generally misanthropic nature (and the swearing) and realize when I'm making a joke. If you get offended when I glare and call you a heinous bitch, we will probably not get along. You are probably not a heinous bitch, but one day you will beat me in a card game or some other triviality and I will call you one, nonetheless. Or maybe you ARE a heinous bitch, I don't fucking know; let's find out?

5. You can tell me, DEFINITIVELY, whether or not a hamburger is a sandwich.