Okay, are all the boring people gone now? Good, now that it's just us, let's get down to it:
I'm pretty alright. You'll probably like me. At the the very least I'm not a complete a-hole. Most of the time.
I'm usually polyamorous, but don't think it works with everybody. Though if I want to be monogamous with you right away then I probably like you too much and I would appreciate it if you could start being a jerk or something to regulate that for me. Thanks in advance.
I am a pluviophile, so so far I think this town is pretty fantastic.
I am an outgoing introvert. Yes, I realize that doesn't make sense. No, I will not elaborate here.
I like people who are passionate about something and I kinda don't really care what.
I periodically make terrible puns about science. (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! HURHURHUR)
I swear copiously.
I am prone to long, rambling, and unbelievably profane rants about things that absolutely DO. NOT. MATTER.
I likewise get unreasonably excited about really, really dumb things.
I love dogs. You should have a dog. Have a big, awesome dog that I can play with. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GO GET A DOG RIGHT NOW!
I think going to an arcade to drink and talk shit at each other over games is an equally appealing use of time as sitting at a quiet bar to sip whiskey while talking about obscure philosophical views.
I am weird. It will help if you are, too.