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Where is my 99.9% match !?!?!?
This is my singles ad and resume. I am a truck driver; I grew up in trucking and now have been driving commercially myself since 1995, Tractor Trailer since 1998 and HazMat Tankers since 2006. "It’s a Family Tradition". My mother was a trucker/bus driver, my father was in the military, my grandfather owned a trucking company as I was growing up and a lot of my relatives are farmers/truckers. My mother taught me to driver, now she works on the railroad and my father is the trucker. I am a fit, active and healthy trucker and I don't subscribe to lot lizards nor to having a woman in every port.
Most truckers don’t actually fit that stereotype BS people think to we all do, just like not all women are stereotypically the same. A lot of drivers are overweight, just like a lot of people with desk jobs who don’t exercise and/or eat right. Truck stops are starting to get more health minded, the T/A, Petro’s, Pilots and Flying J’s are putting workout rooms in over 50 of their truck stop locations and the food options are somewhat getting healthier too. Lot lizards don’t even exist anymore (thank God); I hate lot lizards, they’re like cockroaches. I was looking for someone to come home to, and that option still stands; if you are within 25-50 miles from me and/or willing to relocate... But since most women want their man home all the time, I'm looking for a woman to drive with me this home on the road.
I am almost done paying child support and will soon have an extra grand a month in my pocket. I am looking to buy an over the road straight truck (Expedite) maybe in 2017 and sort of semi retire; do all the things I couldn’t afford to do the last 20 years and still make a paycheck while touring the country, actually having the time and money to stop and enjoy different locations for a change. The nice thing about the straight truck is; it is easier to get in and out of places, plus finding parking is so much easier then with a Tractor Trailer.
I am looking for a co-driver/girlfriend/business partner, activity/fitness partner and such; and future wife (not ordained under and/or sanctioned by the New World Oder). Must enjoy things like Yoga, Tie Chi, Canoeing, swimming, hiking, biking, mountain climbing, working out (in a gym) (OK, the other way too), exploring the wood, the wild, laser tag, soft air, paintball, guns, archery, martial arts and more; on our down time between loads. I also have an internet business, so I will be doing that too from time to time. If you are into that as well, that would be great but is not necessary; I have two business partners helping me with that.
For insurance purposes; you will need two years over the road experience, a clean driving record, must be able to pass a drug test, must have no failed drug tests in the past and must be able to pass a DOT physical. For CainO' purposes; must be able to pass a FULL STD test, must be attractive, must be no thicker than me, must be fit, active and must be into alternative health. You do not have to be vegan, I am not vegan either; but as close to “raw” and “kosher” as possible is best.
Must be an assertive and defensive driver; but must NOT be an aggressive driver. Must be able to get along with others (especially in an 8x12 box), must hate fighting, must be a team player, and most of all; must NOT be an alcoholic. Non-drug user and non-gambler too, BTW. Must have good hygiene!!! Must pick up and clean up after yourself, I will not be your maid nor do I need one myself. Must be able to drive long distances in all types of terrains; rain, snow, ice, sleet, fog, hail, crazy drivers/traffic, back roads, mountains and more. Must be an intellectual and not so much into drama. If you like to do dishes, that would be a plus; that is the only thing I do not like doing (don’t know why, just one of the things I have to work on). I do them, I just don’t like to; never have.
You can live anywhere in the U.S.; if Mexican or Canadian resident, must have dual citizenship and I will work on doing the same. We can alternate home times if both homes are not close to one another. I also have an off grid, organic, survivalist, hippie farm/retreat my friends and I are working on (that is my retirement plan); so that is what I do when I am home. The only things that will be on the grid are phones, snail mail and internet. We will be producing our own food, medicine and utilities for the most part. If you are into that too, that would be great. We are less than 10 miles from Lake Stockton and there are plenty of shindigs we can be a part of there too, or we can throw our own.
Must be able to drive a standard “Eaton Fuller” transmission, must have a class B license; a class A license is preferred. TWIC, HazMat & passport are a plus; but I personally would like to get rid of mine, so I wouldn’t expect you to get that unless the company requires it. If you’re not in the U.S., then we will both need our passports of course. Astrologically compatible would be a plus, race and hair color is not an issue. I am NOT looking for a housewife; I make a better house wife/husband than 90% of my exes and past predicts future, so I am not looking for another one of those.
I am looking for someone who is equally yoked in the “ERA” and “biblical” since. I am not your standard issue textbook Christian; I subscribe to many beliefs like Judaism, Hindu, Buddhism, Unity, LDS, RLDS, FLDS, Native American, Spiritualism and more, but Christianity is my foundation. I am “Othertarian” - “Othertarianism” or Chrictian-Other... I am looking for a “Partner”, a Switch if you may; not a Sub nor a Dom. Someone I would be proud to call, “My Better Half”. If you are a good bookkeeper, that too would be a bonus.
If you are within 25-50 miles and/or willing to relocate and be the one I come home to, then all but the driving qualifications still apply. Astrologically; an Aries/Taurus cusp in the year of the Horse or a Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp in the year of the Dog would be best, but they are not the only astrological options. Any questions? Message me! - TruckerDate.com
I'm not the nice guy you "say" you're looking for, nor am I the bad boy you are actually looking for; I am somewhere in between.
I'm looking for my life partner. Someone to care for; someone to love and share with my hopes, my dreams & my sorrows. Someone who knows a relationship is a work of art, something that you strive together in building and molding it into place.