I actually think I'm too old to be here. I'm trying to keep up. Not an easy task for an old buzzard like me. When I was a young man I enjoyed sex. Now I just enjoy thinking about it and oh yes. I enjoy my pints of beer.

I am new, friendly, and straight

Thinking about times gone by. Then I think about times to come.

{{Cunnilingus}} but I'm out of practise

My jokes

LOTR The Book of Robert E. Howard. The Book of Kane.

My right hand. I'm into solo sex. good beer, Internet porn a job friends.

How much more fun it was when I was a young man. cunnilingus

In my favorite watering hole.

The women I like to look at are young enough to be my daughters.

You give a shit.