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28 Winter Park, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 30, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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20/9/14 edit: I have a beautiful lover and I'm super happy. this is the first time since I started using this site that I've actually felt the need to change what I'm looking for on the site. so. yeah. there's that.
21/8/14 edit: I have this couple in my friend circle. Their love isn't perfect. I've seen them have some pretty rough fights, honestly. But when things are good, they sit and watch anime and cook together and play video games together and read together. That's what I want. I wannu cuddle and watch anime and doctor who and play video games. I wannu read together with your legs on my lap.
also, I sometimes get weird about small things.
19/8/14 edit: I haven't been on actively in a while. This is about to change. I'm at a point where I feel like I need someone again. That said, there are a few things that you need to understand, as someone I'm potentially interested in seeing.
I work at Burger King currently. It's an unfortunate result of unfortunate circumstances and I'm actively seeking to change it, but it means I don't afford much these days (I've actively applied to several call centers, which are only slightly more glamorous than fast food, but provide an entry level wage of $12/hr typically; I've a prospect in AT&T, and I will update my profile when I get that job). Most often, my idea of a fun time will be hanging around a residence, yours or mine, and watching anime or playing games or doing something free.
I'm carless. Currently. This is also a result of the previously mentioned unfortunate circumstances. I intend to purchase a car in the next six months, provided the job situation fixes itself. When I purchase a car, it will be something small but classy.
I make time for what's important. That could be you. But right now, it's my game. My game is extremely important to me as it represents the light at the end of the tunnel. I won't let anyone block that light.

The sound of a key scraping across piano wire sends my heart into a flutter.

I'm a nerd. I'm a gamer. I'm a former chef. I used to be well read, but I've been lazy.

I'm looking for female friends, because all of my friends are guys. I've a bunch of female acquaintances, but no one I actively hang out with. Dangling participle. I'm looking for more than friends also, but I'm not looking to rush into anything extremely serious at the moment. I'm not going anywhere any time soon, but I'd like to focus on getting my life together and getting my career underway before I start focusing on a serious relationship. That said, when I can afford to do so again, I'm open to dating and the possibility of a romantic relationship.

I'm self educated. I think rather spectacularly. But I don't have a degree from a college. I'm sorry if not having that piece of paper somehow means I'm less than you in your eyes. Not sorry for me. Sorry for you.

As you can tell, I sometimes ramble from topic to topic.
This is how I show my love
I made in my head because
Blame it on my ADD, baby.

If you need to know anything more, if you're interested in anything, if you think I'm sexy, message me.

I cook, I clean, I play video games. I'm unabashedly smart.
I'm confident in my ability to embarrass myself and laugh at it.

I have a terrible sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I'm building a tabletop RPG/Tactical strategy game. We're self publishing and it's a lot of work. We'll be on Kickstarter in 23 August, 2014. GO CONTRIBUTE
Note: I'm posting this here because this is part of who I am. You're actually under no obligation to contribute. But I hope, if you like what you see, that you will. I fully understand that this may be a site that Kickstarter believes I should not post my link. "Don't post links where they don't belong." But again, this is part of who I am. and I'm not sure how else to fully explain the project to potential matches without the link.

It's a science fiction genre d% based adventure game. YOU'LL LOVE IT. I promise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
and stuff.
Hopefully, at game design...

The first things people usually notice about me
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At first glance, people usually notice my eyes, because I have some really sexy eyes, I guess.

Usually, before it gets to first glance, people notice that I'm a sarcastic jerk. I don't really intend to be. It's just that being serious takes soooo much effort.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, LotR series (well, Middle Earth adventures in general, so long as they were actually written by Tolkien), anything by Douglas Adams and most of the Discworld series.
Movies: Dark Crystal, Practical Magic (yes I sometimes like chicflicks), Labyrinth, Serenity, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, Star Trek: The Journey Home, Star Trek 2009, Porco Rosso, Secret World of Arrietty, Spirited Away, generally anything by Sutdio Ghibli.
TV shows: Eureka, Firefly, Dollhouse (though the ending could have been better), Lost (again with the ending), Buffy (ended to late), Supernatural, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Trek:TNG, almost human, Being Human (UK), Top Gear (UK), Grimm, Dracula, Community
Anime: Speed Grapher, Elfen Lied, DeathNote, Fate:Zero, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Chobits, Chaos;Head, Robotics;Notes, Steins;Gate, ErgoProxy, many, many others.
Music: Muse, the Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Rammstein, Nightwish, Random Encounter, Queen, Enya, The Beatles, The Monkeys, ... it's rather hard to find music I don't like on some level.
Video Games: Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Borderlands 2, GRAW, Marvel vs Capcom 3, Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time, Legend of Dragoon. I will honestly try to play anything that doesn't have zombies. Because Zombies can get a bit overdone. I prefer RPGs for single player modes though.
Food: Chocolate. 70+% Cacao, organic chocolate. I will normally like you forever if you give me an 85% or greater Cacao all organic chocolate bar.

On the note of food: I am allergic to aspartame (not PKU), have a severe sensitivity ham but not prok or bacon or sausages, and dislike melons, other than watermelon, and most squash.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my tabletop project. Pathfinder/D&D. Friends. Mistakes. In reverse order.
the difference between camping and molestation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On any given Friday, you can find me doing one or more of the following:
playing pathfinder with the party (this has been moved to Sundays actually, but it's a significant social event in my week, which I feel answers the spirit of the question, so it stays),
playing and watching at the Woodshed (provided I have money and the itch),
drinking (moderately), smoking hookah (typically only in this instance), and playing video games with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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every day is a struggle with my addiction to chocolate.

Sometimes, I honestly don't know what happens. Things are going well; we're having a good conversation. I'm not making any terrible jokes or sexual innuendo. I haven't asked you to meet in person; it's only been two messages. Four, if you count your replies. It seems like a great start, and then you disappear. I thought you were really cool and I truly wanted to know more about you, else I wouldn't have messaged you. And then you disappear, seemingly out of nowhere. you no longer have an account, it says. I don't know. I honestly don't. I haven't sent you a million messages in two days. I haven't begged you to come perform sexual favors. I'm a decent guy and I've been a decent guy. And you disappear.
I suppose there's no way to say it's really because of me or anything. But it makes a guy feel insignificant in a way, you know?
If you understand why this happens, please message me and tell me. Because I don't get it.
By the way, I'm not considering this friendzoning or whathaveyou. The sentiment behind this question isn't "I'm a decent guy so why won't you fuck me?" It's "I'm a decent guy so why would you just leave the conversation without saying goodbye, explaining, etc.? It just seems rude, is all."
You should message me if
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You're a nerdgirl who gets the references I refer to, including that one.

You play games like Warhammer 40k and Main Battle Tank and think you might want to write tactical skirmishes to be published as part of my game/universe.

If you have the personality of Tiny Tina in the body of Jenna-Louise Coleman. No, seriously though.

You wannu go camping, because I like that joke and refuse to take it down. Also because I legitimately wannu go camping.

if you rated me highly. If you wannu. to say "hi": I know a lot of women on here get upset by short one liner messages. But I don't have the luxury/trouble of sifting through a hundred messages a day. Mostly because I don't have boobs and I don't have to deal with as many sex hungry assholes as you guys do. In short, even if you don't know what to say, if you wannu talk to me/think I'm cute/whatever, message me. We'll find conversation, I'm sure.

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