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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 27
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey look. An update:
I have a companion. This means I am in a non-monogamous thing at the moment. This does not mean I'm looking to make threesomes happen. In my personal experience, threesomes regularly become twosomes. So, I'm not a fan.
Also, I shaved my head. For reasons. Pic will go up shortly.

*** If you hit the like button in quickmatch, know that I can't see you. I'd very much like to do, but I need A-List and I have other priorities. So, if you "like" me, please take a moment to also visit my profile and/or message me, so that I can see you and we can get the ball rolling.***

*** The fact that I'm ok with meeting and playing casually does not necessarily mean I want that from you. The fact that I want a relationship does not necessarily mean I want one from you. If I message you asking for conversation, I'm looking to honestly get to know you and see how things go. And "see how things go" is not a euphemism. I honestly want to see whether we should continue talking and what we each want from the conversation. ***

*** I'm sorry you get a 100 messages a day from guys asking to touch your butt. I really am. Those guys are being really inconsiderate. If I didn't message you asking to touch your butt, please don't take it out on me.***

While I won't say no to casual sex, I'm really looking for new friends or something short term that might develop into long term.

The immutable:
-My past. I can't change it. If you want to know about it, ask me, but please don't judge. And that makes it sound more edgy and mysterious than it is, I promise.
-I'm a nerd. I refuse to change it. I like video games and tabletop and movies and fantasy and sci fi and long lists where "and" is used where commas really should be.
-I'm an egalitarian. I will probably speak up if I see someone being bigoted.
-I crave attention. I need to know you care. I cannot go four weeks without a text message or a visit and be ok about it. I don't need it necessarily every day. But I will be upset after a week of not talking. Sorry, not sorry.
-I am most comfortable with polyamory. This isn't out of some need to date around. But I'll be less clingy if I have more places to spread my attention. And I'll be less insecure if I know you have someone else who makes you happy in ways I can't. I can and have done monogamy though.

The changing:
-My vehicle situation. I currently don't have a car or vehicle. But I'm in the process of switching out the engine on my Vulcan 500. I'll be able to ride this motorcycle by middle of November, for sure this time. I'm tired of not having my own transportation.

If there's anything else you wannu know about, ask.
also, yes, "wannu". "want to". I won't chastise you for "wanna" but I don't understand it.

This is a bit pedantic, but... It's always interesting to me when people say "my favorite animal is a ____". Let's use dog for this exercise. So is your favorite animal a specific dog? Like, "my favorite animal is my neighbor's dog spot."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making lemonade. trying to figure it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
and stuff.
Hopefully, at game design...

packing a hookah bowl
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At first glance, people usually notice my eyes, because I have some really sexy eyes, I guess.

Usually, before it gets to first glance, people notice that I'm a sarcastic jerk. I don't really intend to be. It's just that being serious takes soooo much effort.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, LotR series (well, Middle Earth adventures in general, so long as they were actually written by Tolkien), anything by Douglas Adams and most of the Discworld series.

Movies: Dark Crystal, Practical Magic (yes I sometimes like chicflicks), Labyrinth, Serenity, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, Star Trek: The Journey Home, Star Trek 2009, Porco Rosso, Secret World of Arrietty, Spirited Away, generally anything by Sutdio Ghibli.

TV shows: Eureka, Firefly, Dollhouse (though the ending could have been better), Lost (again with the ending), Buffy (ended to late), Supernatural, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Trek:TNG, almost human, Being Human (UK), Top Gear (UK), Grimm, Dracula, Community, QI, Sherlock, Muppets, Blindspot

Anime: Speed Grapher, Elfen Lied, DeathNote, Fate:Zero, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Chobits, Chaos;Head, Robotics;Notes, Steins;Gate, ErgoProxy, many, many others.

Internets: Vlogbrothers, Critical Role, Tabletop, the occasional ERB or TeamFourStar video, boyinaband, ... that's probably it, though I feel like I spend a lot of time on the internet watching stuff. If you know something good, let me know

Music: Muse, the Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Rammstein, Nightwish, Random Encounter, Queen, Enya, The Beatles, The Monkeys, Lady Gaga, Cee Lo Green, Katy Perry... it's rather hard to find music I don't like on some level.

Video Games: Dishonored, DragonAge, Portal, Fallout, Mass Effect, Borderlands 2, GRAW, Marvel vs Capcom 3, Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time, Legend of Dragoon. I will honestly try to play anything that doesn't have zombies (ghouls don't count). Because Zombies can get a bit overdone. I prefer RPGs for single player modes though.

Food: Chocolate. 70+% Cacao, organic chocolate. I will normally like you forever if you give me an 85% or greater Cacao all organic chocolate bar. I also like squid and sushi to a lesser degree (than chocolate). And potatoes any way but Au Gratin. Or, rather, I've not had Au Gratin that I've liked, but I have a feeling that many of the times I've had it, it's come from a sort of "just add water" packaging that tired single parents seem to enjoy buying. And raw milk manchego.

On the note of food: I am allergic to aspartame (not PKU), have a severe sensitivity to ham but not prok or bacon or sausages, and dislike melons, other than watermelon, and most squash.
Leaving "prok".

Drinks (because this apparently needs to be here): I've been drunk all of like once. This may seem like bragging, but it's actually quite frustrating. I don't know if my body processes alcohol extremely fast like some sort of Steve Rogers, or what, but I don't get drunk. Like, Five shots of Vodka in a minute and I'm just barely buzzed. Like, in order to get the kind of drunk most people seem to enjoy, I'd probably end up in the hospital. But I do enjoy drinks for taste. This means I'm not a fan of beer. I do like ciders and sweet wines, meads (but only if they're actually mead and not honey flavored wine), and my favorite mixed drinks of all time are Adios Motherfuckers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my tabletop project. Pathfinder/D&D. Friends. Mistakes. In reverse order.
the difference between camping and molestation.

And this

Politics, lately.

appropriate times for Shakespearean references
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home watching something, though Fridays are becoming date night with my pet dragon.
Sunday nights I play pathfinder with my party.
On any given night, I am either playing a video game, watching something, or doing something unexpected. Regardless, it most likely involves a hookah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a reformed barbarian/rogue, trying desperately to be a paladin.

every day is a struggle with my addiction to chocolate.

I'm a criminal mastermind.

I've never finished a final fantasy game.

I'm attractive as fuck.

I take this far too seriously
You should message me if
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You look good, swiss cheese, put my head full of holes.

You wannu do something fun, like airsoft, or video games, or tabletop, or go to a hookah lounge, or to a movie.

You wannu help me open my hookah lounge.

You play games like Warhammer 40k and Main Battle Tank and think you might want to write tactical skirmishes to be published as part of my game/universe.

You have beautiful bright eyes. I'm a sucker for bright eyes.

You wannu go camping, because I like that joke and refuse to take it down. Also because I legitimately wannu go camping.

You wannu touch my butt. From the perspective of someone who isn't bombarded with messages of a sexual nature, getting some on occasion could be nice.

You should definitely message me if you like me. I don't have A List membership at the moment so I don't know who you are, and I'd like to do.