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28 M Winter Park, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:11am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The sound of a key scraping across piano wire sends my heart into a flutter.

I'm a nerd. I'm a gamer. I'm a former chef. I used to be well read, but I've been lazy.

I'm looking for female friends, because all of my friends are guys. I've a bunch of female acquaintances, but no one I actively hang out with. Dangling participle. I'm looking for more than friends also, but I'm not looking to rush into anything extremely serious at the moment. I'm not going anywhere any time soon, but I'd like to focus on getting my life together and getting my career underway before I start focusing on a serious relationship. That said, when I can afford to do so again, I'm open to dating and the possibility of a romantic relationship.

I'm self educated. I think rather spectacularly. But I don't have a degree from a college. I'm sorry if not having that piece of paper somehow means I'm less than you in your eyes. Not sorry for me. Sorry for you.

As you can tell, I sometimes ramble from topic to topic.
This is how I show my love
I made in my head because
Blame it on my ADD, baby.

There's a kind of stigma, I think, against men, in particular, who place casual sex amongst the things they are seeking. It is unfortunate. One would hope one could be honest without being counted amongst the internet perverts and stalkers. Honestly, this bothers me. I've a high sex drive, but that doesn't mean I'm only ever messaging you for sex. Even if I message you for sex one day, that doesn't necessarily mean I won't message you just to chat another day.

If you need to know anything more, if you're interested in anything, if you think I'm sexy, message me.

I cook, I clean, I play video games. I'm unabashedly smart.
I'm confident in my ability to embarrass myself and laugh at it.

I have a terrible sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm building a tabletop RPG/Tactical strategy game. We will be publishing as an Imprint under a major publishing company. When the product is on shelves, I'll post a link here. In the meantime, visit our indiegogo page. Http://
floatin down the river with a saturated liver and I wish I could forgive her but I do believe she meant it when she told me to forget it and I think she will regret it when they find me in the morning wet and drowned and the word gets round.
I’m really good at
and stuff.
Hopefully, at game design...

The first things people usually notice about me
At first glance, people usually notice my eyes, because I have some really sexy eyes, I guess.

Usually, before it gets to first glance, people notice that I'm a sarcastic jerk. I don't really intend to be. It's just that being serious takes soooo much effort.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, LotR series (well, Middle Earth adventures in general, so long as they were actually written by Tolkien), anything by Douglas Adams and most of the Discworld series.
Movies: Dark Crystal, Practical Magic (yes I sometimes like chicflicks), Labyrinth, Serenity, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, Star Trek: The Journey Home, Star Trek 2009, Porco Rosso, Secret World of Arrietty, Spirited Away, generally anything by Sutdio Ghibli.
TV shows: Eureka, Firefly, Dollhouse (though the ending could have been better), Lost (again with the ending), Buffy (ended to late), Supernatural, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Trek:TNG, almost human, Being Human (UK), Top Gear (UK), Grimm, Dracula, Community
Anime: Speed Grapher, Elfen Lied, DeathNote, Fate:Zero, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Chobits, Chaos;Head, Robotics;Notes, Steins;Gate, ErgoProxy, many, many others.
Music: Muse, the Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Rammstein, Nightwish, Random Encounter, Queen, Enya, The Beatles, The Monkeys, ... it's rather hard to find music I don't like on some level.
Video Games: Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Borderlands 2, GRAW, Marvel vs Capcom 3, Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time, Legend of Dragoon. I will honestly try to play anything that doesn't have zombies. Because Zombies can get a bit overdone. I prefer RPGs for single player modes though.
Food: Chocolate. 70+% Cacao, organic chocolate. I will normally like you forever if you give me an 85% or greater Cacao all organic chocolate bar.

On the note of food: I am allergic to aspartame (not PKU), have a severe sensitivity to pork and ham but not bacon or sausages, and dislike melons, other than watermelon, and most squash. I also have a slight sensitivity to gluten. BUT I LOVE BREAD.
The six things I could never do without
video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my tabletop project. Pathfinder/D&D. Friends. Mistakes. In reverse order.
the difference between camping and molestation.
On a typical Friday night I am
On any given Friday, you can find me doing one or more of the following:
playing pathfinder with the party (this has been moved to Sundays actually, but it's a significant social event in my week, which I feel answers the spirit of the question, so it stays),
playing and watching at the Woodshed,
drinking, smoking hookah, and playing video games with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a supervillain.

I'm going to run for President of the United States of America in 2020.

To this day, my knickers get tight every time I hear keys scraping rhythmically across piano wire.

I'm a criminal mastermind.

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me the most private thing I was willing to admit at that moment, I'd have two nickels.

I'm a sucker for a girl with corrective eyewear.

Screw you, I'm attractive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if

DISCLAIMER: if I message you and ask to hang out, or to go to dinner, I'm asking for just that. If I want to have sex with you, I'll let you know. And if you tell me no, I'll understand and, if I think you're worth it (which largely depends on how you say no), I'll offer to just be friendly instead. I don't care if you get a million messages a day asking for sex. If I didn't explicitly say that I wanted sex with you, that's not what I'm asking for and I'm damned tired of people presuming ulterior motives.

You don't presume to change me. "oh, he's a bit _____, but I can change him." No. No, you can't. It's been tried, I promise you. You either accept the fact that I will do what I can to keep you happy but I will not change core elements of my personality permanently, or you leave me the fuck alone.

You're a nerdgirl who gets the references I refer to, including that one.

You play games like Warhammer 40k and Main Battle Tank and think you might want to write tactical skirmishes to be published as part of my game/universe.

If you have the personality of Tiny Tina in the body of Jenna-Louise Coleman. No, seriously though.

You wannu go camping, because I like that joke and refuse to take it down. Also because I legitimately wannu go camping.

You know how much the polar bear weighed.

if you rated me highly. If you wannu. to say "hi": I know a lot of women on here get upset by short one liner messages. But I don't have the luxury/trouble of sifting through a hundred messages a day. Mostly because I don't have boobs and I don't have to deal with as many sex hungry assholes as you guys do. In short, even if you don't know what to say, if you wannu talk to me/think I'm cute/whatever, message me. We'll find conversation, I'm sure.