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25 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:40pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English, French (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm a huge bookworm and public policy nerd. I love to read economics and politics blogs and will discuss them at length at the slightest provocation. I'm the kind of person who has serious opinions on the use of words like "socialism" and "communism," and who has no problem getting into discussions at bars about it. Relatedly, I'm a huge bar trivia fan, but I haven't found a place in NYC yet so hit me up if you want to go!

I teach special ed and economics in the Bronx. Eventually I'm going to go after that PhD, but for now I'm happy trying to trick my kids into learning something while telling jokes only I think are funny (I'm really good at that).

I used to do a lot of dancing, swing and ballroom mostly, and I'm looking to get back into it after a knee injury related hiatus.

INTJ, if that means anything to you (I may have a slight addiction to personality quizzes) (and parenthetical asides)

I'm also a serial comma abuser. It's a disease.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching and learning.

The only thing that really motivates me is the desire to be one of the people the government saves in the event of a nuclear holocaust. That, and eating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, references to obscure books and movies, trivia contests, sarcasm, sales math, teacher stares
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm laughing or smiling to myself (one of the many dangers of listening to stand-up constantly)

Or maybe my prodigious resting bitch face. I'm nicer than I look, I swear!

I just realized how incongruous those two things are. Someone will have to tell me which seems more true. Or maybe I'm secretly Janus. (If you get that reference without Google please message me immediately, because I may love you) (p.s. It's not from mean girls)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love LOTR, any books on linguistic anthrology, hp, trashy romance novels, books on costume designing, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, the annotated Jane Austen books, and books on human rights- especially a Problem from Hell.

I'm not a huge cinephile but I do like the BBC pride and prejudice, easy a, zombieland, clueless, 10 things I hate about you, lotr, serenity, and Disney movies.

I'm a huge fan of Rachel Maddow, Jon Stewart,
and John Oliver! They are 95% of my news every day. I like to watch Archer, Adventure Time, Buffy, Firefly, Brooklyn 99, and anything else that seems interesting or funny.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, bourbon, the Rachel Maddow show, standup comedy, video games, hamburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternate or expanded endings to books I've read. Creative ways to teach boring material. How to motivate myself to keep training when I'm having a lazy day and cheesecake is beckoning me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up with a good book until it's time to hit the bars, or curled up with a great book refusing to leave
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read jstor articles for fun.
Also, my socks are always patterned but never match
You should message me if
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You like obscure references to books and movies, your idea of good conversation involves a debate of some kind, or you like beer and sarcasm. Or if you saw me checking out you profile because that probably means I want to talk but am trying (and failing) to think of something clever