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CalamityEnsues

32 M North Hollywood, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm the coolest punk rock animator you will ever meet. I am a recent transplant from Chicago to North Hollywood, or "Noho", as the locals call it.

Ok, let's go more in-depth. I am pretty easy going, unless we are going someplace hard, like math class. I don't like math. I like history and art. Art History, though, not at all. Naw, I'm kidding. It's awesome.

I'm not really a bar guy. More of a coffee shop guy. I like to kick back at coffee shops. Key term is kick back. Unless someone's got their coffee on the table, and then I accidentally kick it off. That's never good. Luckily, it's only happened zero times. Phew.

I like going out, I like staying in. I like loud music, I like ambient music. The only thing I really don't care for is sports. Everything else is pretty alright with me.

I am in a long term open relationship with shecrawlsthru. After many years, we decided that monogamy was cool and all, but that we also want to be able to pursue new friendships / relationships outside of our own.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently animating at a studio in Hollywood, setting up my own studio with some friends, and doing my own smash internet sensation Youtube show. A lot of work for sure, but it's A-OK!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking and listening. I can't always offer the right advice, but I like to think that I'm a good person for people to bounce ideas, frustrations, and hopes off of. I believe that talking things out, even if it's just rambling and screaming, always helps with whatever ails ya.

I'm also good at spouting useless info about bands or genres of music. Want to discuss the differences between stoner metal and doom metal? Let's go!
The first things people usually notice about me
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How totally good looking I am.

Oh, that and my personality. I like to think I'm a little silly and that I always have something interesting (or oddly inappropriate) to say at any time. I also curse like a sailor, despite never having served in the Navy, on a pirate ship, or on a commercial fishing vessel.

But that's probably not something that people FIRST notice about me. Maybe fourth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Animal Farm is my favorite book. I also really loved Watership Down. Apparently I like books about talking animals. That said, I generally read zines or non-fiction. I love Studs Terkel and Jonathan Kozol. I also read books relating to my career, storyboard books, animation history books, etc. Currently, I am reading You Idiot, which is a collection of zine issues from one of the dudes in Banner Pilot.

For movies, I love Dazed and Confused and Napoleon Dynamite... But I also like serious stuff like Serpico. I also really liked The Village. I love animation and cartoons, obviously... But more so tv shows than animated films. Though things like The Secret of Kells are fantastic.

I love punk rock. Love it. Have loved it for 15 years. That's it? Huh, I thought it was longer than that.. Oh well. Sometimes I cheat on punk rock with metal, dub, or electronica. Sometimes we have an audio orgy. Currently, I find myself listening to:

- Comadre
- My Bloody Valentine
- Japandroids
- Crimpshrine
- Screeching Weasel

I like tacos and coffee and cheese and pasta and eggs and salads and hamburgers and cheeseburgers and tacos and more tacos.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Drawing / Animation
2. Music
3. Smooching
4. Books
5. My cats
6. Tacos

I could probably do without tacos, but man, they sure are tasty.

Upon reflection, no, I cannot do without tacos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Decisions, comings and goings, people. There's a lot out there, and it's fully customizable!

I also think a lot about my career. Just what kinda things I'd like to work on. Steps to take to get there. Stuff like that.

A friend once said to me, after watching a movie, "I didn't understand (so-and-so character's) motivations for her actions." This totally clicked with me, in terms of what makes good character writing. So, as silly as it sounds, I spend a lot of time thinking about shows and movies and the characters. I think about if the actions of the characters make sense based on motivations. And if they don't, I find that I become less interested in said show or movie.

I also worry about whether or not I use commas in the right places.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a punk rock show, or home. I don't do the whole bar scene and I don't go clubbing... Unless the punk rock show is at a club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes get really excited rocking out so I'll air guitar... And watch myself do so in the mirror. And I'm like, damn, I would look awesome with a not-pretend guitar.
You should message me if
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We have things in common.

You want to hang out and talk about punk rock or film / animation at a coffee shop.

Or if you just want to say hello.