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29 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a musician, museum employee, and life experiencer.

I would totally give you half of my sandwich.

I was born in William Kennedy's New York, and raised in Ken Kesey's Oregon. When I was 18, I came to Seattle for art school and music. I dropped out of art school, started working at a museum, and burned through some epic relationships. The subject I was studying at art school an the museum I work at have absolutely nothing in common.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turning thirty this summer, that question looms large. Right now my main focus is adding to the ever growing list of astronauts I've met through my work, until the day NASA needs a ska bassist in the space program and I get fitted for my own maximum absorbancy undergarments and rocketed into space.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am definitely proud of my punctuality, efficiency, and creativeness.

I'm also great at overlooking all the times I'm late, sloppy and dull. But that's only, like, half the time.

I make history and evolution lectures pretty dang exciting. I'm like Neil DeGrasse Tyson with the mouth of a sailor. And drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't say I'm that self aware. Sometimes I wear a shirt that really brings out my eyes. I have heard that mentioned before.

But more likely: Who's this guy watching hockey at the bar in Seattle?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kim Stanley Robinson. Sometimes a Great Notion by Kesey. Anything by Douglas Adams. Moderately bad alt-history. Regular history. Catch-22 by Heller. Physics, of the classical and quantum varieties. I feel like I haven't been reading as much lately as I used to.

Music: The Clash.
Toots and the Maytals.
Soul Coughing.
Paul Simon.
Any and all dub.
Mike Doughty.
La Luz.
Cibo Matto.
A Tribe Called Quest.
Beach Boys.
All the indie shit posted at
The Stones.
Courtney Barnett.
Ska, Reggae, and Dub.
Modest Mouse.
Arctic Monkeys.
90's Hip Hop.

Movies and TV: I can't stomach any TV, and I sort of avoid movies. When people try to tell me about TV shows, my eyes glaze over, and I feel so awful about it. I can't make it past the second act of a lot of movies; they're usually so fantastical I just can't believe them.

Food: I'm not picky, but I do have some standards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Live music. Human voices. ISAs. My favorite jeans. Recording device. The satin edges of blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about free will, and the underlying quantum mechanics of the universe and how it relates to reality. I mourn the passing of the infinite possibilities when the waveform collapses. Also, what the person I'm going to end up with is doing right now, while I'm fixin' up my online dating thingy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting up to no good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
According to WebMD, I have every type of cancer known to man. Or maybe I'm just hungover.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You cannot stop yourself. Or you feel you need a drinking buddy. Cheers!