Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Musician, museum employee, and life experiencer.
I would totally give you half of my sandwich.
I'm not winning any points by being 5'6", so I'll have to rely on
my other attributes to impress you people who saw my infographic
and thought "...the hell?"
I'm a hopeless optimist and at the the same time, a sensible
realist. INFJ or P, depending on how hungry I am when I take the
test. I love hard and colorfully, and I try not to take anything
I was born in William Kennedy's New York, and raised in Ken Kesey's
Oregon. When I was 18, I came to Seattle for art school and music.
I dropped out of art school, started working at a museum, and
burned through some epic relationships. The subject I was studying
at art school and the museum I work at have absolutely nothing in
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turning thirty this summer, that question looms large. Right now my
main focus is adding to the ever growing list of astronauts I've
met through my work, until the day NASA needs a ska bassist in the
space program and I get fitted for my own maximum absorbancy
undergarments and rocketed into space.
90's alt rock defines my life. Uh, the good bands, not the shitty
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am definitely proud of my punctuality, efficiency, and
I'm also great at overlooking all the times I'm late, sloppy and
dull. But that's only, like, half the time.
I make history and evolution lectures pretty dang exciting. I'm
like Neil DeGrasse Tyson with the mouth of a sailor. And drunk.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can't say I'm that self aware. Sometimes I wear a shirt that
really brings out my eyes. I have heard that mentioned
But more likely: Who's this guy watching hockey at the bar in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kim Stanley Robinson. Sometimes a Great
Notion by Kesey. Anything by Douglas Adams. Moderately bad
alt-history. Regular history. Catch-22 by Heller. Physics, of the
classical and quantum varieties. I feel like I haven't been reading
as much lately as I used to.
Music: The Clash.
Toots and the Maytals.
Any and all dub.
A Tribe Called Quest.
All the indie shit posted at tapeop.com.
Ska, Reggae, and Dub.
90's Hip Hop.
Movies and TV: I can't stomach any TV, and I sort
of avoid movies. When people try to tell me about TV shows, my eyes
glaze over, and I feel so awful about it. I can't make it past the
second act of a lot of movies; they're usually so fantastical I
just can't believe them.
Food: I'm not picky, but I do have some standards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Live music. Human voices. CDAs. Sony 7506's. Recording device. The
satin edges of blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about free will, and the underlying
quantum mechanics of the universe and how it relates to reality. I
mourn the passing of the infinite possibilities when the waveform
collapses. Also, what the person I'm going to end up with is doing
right now, while I'm fixin' up my online dating thingy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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According to WebMD, I have every type of cancer known to man. Or
maybe I'm just hungover.
You should message me if
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You're up too late. You cannot stop yourself. Or you feel you need
a drinking buddy. Cheers!
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