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29 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well met, fellow traveler!

I'm an INFJ, for those of you that put stock in such things. I'm wandering around life and having a great time. There's not enough time to see it all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Day job: Museum employee. You've probably been to my museum.

Night job: Musician. You've probably heard of my band.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pride myself on my punctuality. I congratulate myself on my conspicuousness. I'm enamored with myself for being so enigmatic. I'm authoritative on the subject my own authenticity. I smolder on the small stuff.

I am an expert diplomat. You should see me craft an email to someone who has beef with me. It's pure poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't say I'm that self aware. Sometimes I wear a shirt that really brings out my eyes. I have heard that mentioned before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kim Stanley Robinson. Sometimes a Great Notion by Kesey. Anything by Douglas Adams. Moderately bad alt-history. Regular history. Catch-22 by Heller.

Music: The Clash.
Toots and the Maytals.
Soul Coughing.
Paul Simon.
Any and all dub.
Mike Doughty.
La Luz.
Cibo Matto.
A Tribe Called Quest.
Beach Boys.
Modest mouse.
All the indie shit posted at
The Stones.
I went to a Fiona Apple concert the other night and was like "whaaaaaa? That was dope."

Movies and TV: I can't stomach any TV, and I enjoy very few movies. When people try to tell me about TV shows, my eyes glaze over, and I feel so awful about it. I can't make it past the second act of a lot of movies; they're usually so fantastical I just can't believe them.

Food: I'm not picky, but I do have some standards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Live music. Human voices. Black Butte Porter. My favorite jeans. Recording device. The satin edges of blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about free will, and the underlying quantum mechanics of the universe and how it relates to reality. I mourn the passing of the infinite possibilities when the waveform collapses. Also, what the person I'm going to end up with is doing right now, while I'm fixin' up my online dating thingy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting up to no good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
According to WebMD, I have every type of cancer known to man. Or maybe I'm just hungover.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You cannot stop yourself. Or you feel you need a drinking buddy. Cheers!