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CalebLars

28 Dorchester, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love writing, except for filling out profiles. I enjoy comedy, music, animals, bike riding, anything that is thrilling and exciting. I like to joke around and not take things too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working at a large technological institute here in Massachusetts (guess which one!) In my spare time, I play music with my friends, write scripts, perform stand up comedy and take care of the orphaned kitty that I rescued from the mean streets of Dorchester.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Biting satirical witticisms, being pretty good the guitar, random trivia such as the history of different brands of soda, occasionally thinking of something brilliant and then immediately forgetting it, cooking breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As I am not other people, I wouldn't know. I'd have to go with my slight resemblance to Johnny Depp when I grow out my hair and facial hair, as well as my much closer resemblance to Tim Heidecker when I don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm currently reading "Dr. Sleep" by Stephen King, it's spooky. "A Confederacy of Dunces" - John Kennedy Toole, "1984" - George Orwell, "The Trial" -Franz Kafka (I have thing for depressing dystopian literature), Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hunter S. Thompson. I also read a lot of plays.

I feel like I like way too many Movies/TV shows to narrow it down but here i go:
TV: True Detective, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Kroll Show, Tim and Eric, Peep Show, Bob's Burgers, Simpsons, Parks and Rec, Community, absurd reality shows like Storage Wars and Pawn Stars.

Movies: Big Lebowski (or any Cohen brothers movie), Anchorman, Chinatown, anything by Werner Herzog, Christopher Nolan films (Memento, The Prestige, Dark Knight), Christopher Guest films (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Mighty Wind)... there are lots more I don't feel like naming. I enjoy horror movies as well.

Music: I appreciate many genres, my go tos are punk, classic rock and indie/alternative. I am a huge fan of 70s/80s punk rock such as The Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, X-Ray Spex, The Exploited. I also like other stuff: The Pixies, The Beatles, Fugazi, David Bowie, Animal Collective, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Iggy Pop, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My guitar
-Comedy
-My bike
-The Golden Age of Television
-Caffeine (I have a problem.)
-Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think I have an existential crisis about every 15 minutes. It usually works out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, or relaxing at home. Or going out to a show. I could literally be doing anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am obsessed with old radio dramas from the 40s.