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28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:48pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Originally from the Pacific Northwest. I moved to NYC about 3 years ago to chase the dream. I have dislocated my knees about 5 there's that. Umm, I am pretty good at playing dress up and coming up with justifications for artsy things. I'm the youngest of 4. I like to think that I'm a nice guy but you never really know how others perceive you.
What I’m doing with my life
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To put it simply: comedy. I have mainly focused on sketch and improv but have dabbled in standup. I also walk dogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Comedy or at least I'm trying to get really good at it.
- Directing a play (haven't done since college but would love to again).
- Writing oddly jarring and staccato self-summaries.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first time you lay eyes on this specimen of man you will notice piercing blue/green/whatever the hell they are eyes. Suddenly you will be taken back when I flash my roguish smile and tousle my wavy locks of brown/red/blonde/whatever the hell it is hair. You'll keenly observe how I favor my right knee because of multiple knee injuries and the majestic slope of my shoulders. But the thing that will take your breath away, akin to when you plunge into the icy blue waters of a mountain lake high in the Cascades, is the box of klondike bars in my hand. Don't you worry...I share.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like things, you like things, let's like things together!

I watch quite a bit of TV and movies. I consider it career research or at least that is my justification for it. I could make a list but it would be super long and pretty boring to read.

Weezer was the first band that I really connected with in any real way and they still hold a place in my heart. I also like a wide array of other bands and genres. List: See Above
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this idea actually funny or am I just an idiot?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at a comedy show or hanging out at home. Sometimes something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a dyslexic guy that likes doing crosswords. Sometimes that requires me to stare at it for a while before realizing I was trying to solve a non-existent clue.
You should message me if
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If you want me to buy you tacos.