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BeatBeetRed

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I feel like I'm a 13 y/o girl trapped in an adult dude's body. Examples of this would be: I like cute and cuddly things, romantic comedies, and have been known to stop in front of a shop to say things like "ooo that's a cute dress." But I don't think that is even close to painting the whole picture of who I am. I wouldn't describe myself as complex or fancy. I would say that I'm dependable, funny, easy-going and generally a good person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To put it simply: comedy. I have mainly focused on improv but have dabbled in standup and sketch. During the day I'm a dog walker but I like to think of it as being the urban equivalent of a cowboy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Comedy (or at least I'm trying to get really good at it.)
- Directing a play (haven't done since college but would love to again).
- Coming up with justifications for artsy things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first time you lay eyes on this specimen of man you will notice piercing blue/green/whatever the hell they are eyes. Suddenly you will be taken back when I flash my roguish smile and tousle my wavy locks of brown/red/blonde/whatever the hell it is hair. You'll keenly observe how I favor my right knee because of multiple knee injuries and the majestic slope of my shoulders. Though the thing that will take your breath away - akin to when you plunge into the icy blue waters of a mountain lake high in the Cascades - is the box of klondike bars in my hand. Don't you worry...I share.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV:
Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Monty Python, Game of Thrones, random British miniseries and a bunch of other stuff. I tend to watch comedy over drama.

Music:
If it's too loud, turn it down =w=
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this idea actually funny or am I just an idiot?

Should I grow and/or keep my beard?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at a comedy show or hanging out at home. Sometimes something else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dyslexic guy that likes doing crosswords. Sometimes that requires me to stare at it for a while before realizing I was trying to solve a non-existent clue.
You should message me if
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If you want me to buy you tacos or if you have strong opinions on beards.