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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:37pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I feel like I'm a 13 y/o girl trapped in an adult man's body. Examples of this would be: I like cute and cuddly things, romantic comedies, and have been known to stop in front of a shop to say things like "ooo that's a cute dress." But I don't think that is even close to painting the whole picture of who I am. I mean if those first couple sentences did I would be a super one dimensional person and you wouldn't want to deal with that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in animal welfare which basically means I get to hang out with kitties and puppies all day. It's pretty rad (See above). I also dabble in comedy (improv and stand up) but have been sidetracked after starting a new job. Hopefully I can get back into it soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my mom I'm good at making friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I didn't stick around too long. I'm not a fan of crowded places. Another possible option is that they noticed that I'm in their way which is understandable. People in this city have places to be and things to do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Monty Python, Game of Thrones, random British miniseries and a bunch of other stuff. I tend to watch comedy over drama.

If it's too loud, turn it down =w=
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this idea actually funny or am I just an idiot?

Which kitty is the cutest?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at a comedy show or hanging out at home. I work on the weekends so I'm not too inclined to stay out late on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a dyslexic guy that likes doing crosswords. Sometimes that requires me to stare at it for a while before realizing I was trying to solve a non-existent clue.
You should message me if
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If you want me to buy you tacos (I'm super into fish tacos currently) or if you have strong opinions on beards.