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50 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:31pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Try this. Next time you're in a crowded room, or riding on BART, take a look at all the people around you and pretend they're dogs. Look at their faces and see them as Pugs and Afghans, Labs and Chihuahuas, Malamutes and mutts. I think you'll be amazed at how adorable they all instantly become. I'd like to think this is how we all look to whatever higher power may be watching us.

OK, before we go any further, we have to address that one nagging question: If all these guys you're checking out are really so cute and smart and funny and sexy, so caring and self-aware, then WHY ON EARTH ARE THEY STILL AVAILABLE? Shouldn't they all have been claimed by deserving women years ago? As you stare into the dreamy eyes of each photo, you start to wonder: Does he live with his mother? Is he pathologically cheap? A terminal Peter Pan? Halitosis? Scabies? Hung like an elf?

Sadly, these issues plague almost all the other men on OKCupid.

And as for me? I was married for four years to a delightful woman. We were too different. We're still on good terms. I'm over it.

And who are you, my new love?

You've chosen your own unconventional path. You spend most of your time doing things you're genuinely excited about.

You have a playful mind. You're a little kooky. People who see the world exactly as it is, regardless of how bright or capable they may be, tend to bore you.

You're sensual and affectionate.

You love language. You're articulate and communicative and you need your partner to be.

There are cracks in your armor. As Leonard Cohen said, "That's how the light gets in."

You love animals. And kids. You may want a life with both.

You laugh easily and find joy in tiny things, every day.

You're cute.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer and musician. I wrote the songs for this years San Francisco Mime Troupe show ( and own a performance space and recording studio on University Ave.
Check it out:

Passionate about politics and social justice, which is part of why I'm glad to be writing for the Mime Troupe this year--it gives me the chance to do more than just blather on Facebook.

Go to the gym more than I really want to.

Love animals and nature and am determined to do a lot more outdoors this year. Can't wait to take you camping in my badass tent. Love sex and affectionate sensuality but will not be sending you bodypart pics at this stage of our relationship.

And I'm dying to start traveling again. How fast can you pack?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I would much rather talk about this in person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways not to think. A couple months ago I started meditating two or three times a day and it's made a real difference.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting or performing at The Monkey House. Usually both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love to play "Spot the Flaming Narcissist" on here.
You should message me if
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... you have a good feeling after reading this. But needless to say, there's only so much you can tell. Pixels are not people, nor are essays. I once saw a woman in a cafe whose witty profile I'd saved on OKC. She was every bit as attractive in person and yet I sensed almost instantly we'd never be a match. Meanwhile, I see women all the time who have something very appealing about them, an energy or charisma that a snapshot won't always capture.

So be bold and write back, okay? Or be even more bold and write first. Otherwise, this is all just some sad peep-show.

Best of luck to you!