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34 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 26–36
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m down with writing bios, but I can never think of a good opening sentence. now that THAT'S out of the way...

I was raised a country bumpkin, but fled to Ottawa to escape the claustrophobia/conservatism of small-town life and do the university thing. Now, it's home.

I’m a researcher/writer by day, a musician by night, and avocado lover at all times. I like talking, reading, joking, live music, climbing trees and conversing with my roomate's cat (it humours me by pretending to listen). I'm sometimes active, sometimes lazy. I like to joke around.

I like to laugh a lot, and like making others laugh even more... even doesn't always pan out that way.

I dislike canned tuna and bigots. And canned bigots.
What I’m doing with my life
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In my spare time, I'm often found reading, biking, making music, thinking about outer space, people-watching, wandering about or scowling at jerks at the gym.

In my not-so-spare time, I research, edit, write, and look for my frequently misplaced pens.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jenga, getting along with people (who aren't racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.), being goofy, cooking breakfast, forgetting my keys, Dr. Mario.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm often described as a cartoon character... so, possibly something related to that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: stuff by Kurt Vonnegut, Mary Roach, Bill Bryson, Ursula K. Le Guin, David Sedaris, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur C. Clarke, Kim Stanley Robinson. Um, others too, I just can't think of them at the moment.

Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road, Mood Indigo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, Punch Drunk Love, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Evil Dead 2, Alien, The Room, Birdman.

Music: rock stuff (Nirvana, QOTSA, Sonic Youth), weird stuff (The Residents, Primus, Ween), old stuff (Louis Armstrong, Captain Beefheart, Django Reinhardt), pop stuff (Daft Punk, MIA, Little Dragon), other stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sun, musical instruments, thinking time, wine, laughs, and good water pressure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social conventions, outer space, pizza toppings, life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, having a beer (typically both).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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... that I actually thought hard about this question.
You should message me if
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... you've gotten this far and feel inclined to message me!