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33 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
I’m down with writing bios, but I can never think of a good opening sentence. now that THAT'S out of the way, here are some “about-me” musings:

I was raised a country bumpkin, but fled to Ottawa to escape the claustrophobia/conservatism of small-town life and do the university thing. Now, a decade later, it's home.

What I do: I’m a researcher/writer by day, a musician by night, and avocado lover at all times. I like talking, reading, joking, witty self-depreciation, knowledge, music, being proven wrong, climbing trees and conversing with my roomate's cat (it humours me by pretending to listen).
What I’m doing with my life
In my spare time, I'm often found writing, reading, making music, being out of breath at the gym, people-watching or threatening to punch my oft-malfunctioning computer.

In my not-so-spare time, research things and write about them.
I’m really good at
Jenga, getting along with people (who aren't racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.), being goofy, trying to empathize, cooking breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
Often described as a "cartoon character" (of the "Steamboat Willie" variety). So, possibly something related to that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kurt Vonnegut, Mary Roach, Bill Bryson, David Sedaris, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur C. Clarke, and Calvin and Hobbes compilations. I mostly read nonfiction, and am super-fussy about fiction. I don't know why.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, Punch Drunk Love, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Evil Dead 2, Alien, Metropolis.

Music (a painfully abbreviated list): The Fiery Furnaces, Captain Beefheart, M.I.A., Ween, Nirvana, Django Reinhardt, XTC, Beck, Daft Punk, Bjork, Tripping Daisy, QOTSA, Duchess Says, L7, Les Paul, Gang of Four, Diana Ross, Mike Patton, Sonic Youth, The Residents, Holy Fuck, Little Dragon and Tom Waits.
The six things I could never do without
Sun, musical instruments, thinking time, wine, laughs, and unnecessarily strong water pressure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space (outer). Half-written songs. Knowledge acquisition. Kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, having a beer (typically both) ...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
... that I actually thought hard about this question.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you've gotten this far and feel inclined to message me!