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33 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I’m down with writing bios, but I can never think of a good opening sentence. now that THAT'S out of the way...

I was raised a country bumpkin, but fled to Ottawa to escape the claustrophobia/conservatism of small-town life and do the university thing. Now, a decade later, it's home.

I’m a researcher/writer by day, a musician by night, and avocado lover at all times. I like talking, reading, joking, music, climbing trees and conversing with my roomate's cat (it humours me by pretending to listen).
What I’m doing with my life
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In my spare time, I'm often found reading, making music, people-watching or wandering about with headphones on.

In my not-so-spare time, I research things and write about them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jenga, getting along with people (who aren't racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.), being goofy, trying to empathize, cooking breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm often described as a cartoon character... so, possibly something related to that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Mary Roach, Bill Bryson, David Sedaris, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur C. Clarke, and Calvin and Hobbes compilations. I mostly read nonfiction, and am super-fussy about fiction.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 12 Monkeys, Punch Drunk Love, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Evil Dead 2, Alien, Metropolis.

Music: France Gall, The Fiery Furnaces, Captain Beefheart, M.I.A., Ween, Nirvana, Django Reinhardt, XTC, Beck, Daft Punk, Bjork, Tripping Daisy, QOTSA, Duchess Says, L7, Les Paul, Gang of Four, Diana Ross, Mike Patton, Sonic Youth, The Residents, Holy Fuck, Little Dragon and Tom Waits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sun, musical instruments, thinking time, wine, laughs, and good water pressure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space (outer). Half-written songs. Knowledge acquisition. Kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, having a beer (typically both) ...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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... that I actually thought hard about this question.
You should message me if
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... you've gotten this far and feel inclined to message me!