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Califf

26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born in Loo'uhvull (KY), raised Down Under (SoCal), lived the dream of the '90s (PDX) for three years, and now find myself on the Big Island (SF) chasin' them dollahs.

I'm a chirpy fellow. I like the way hard-soled shoes clip-clop on cement. I can't sleep in a room with a ticking clock because I start. think. ing. like. this. I have a great handle on What Matches What and am learning to pronounce those "Wh"s. I talk to my houseplants in French (update: all dead), lose my keys almost once a day, and have great luck avoiding parking tickets (update: now have $750 in outstanding fines. Outstanding!). I will listen your mouth off more often than talk your ear off.

In search of: someone who will deal with my forgetfulness, learn me how to fell a tree, and watch Bette Davis movies unironically with me. If you're an artist of any sort, yes yes yes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Acting a fool. On stage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
C--ssw-rd -uz-les
Flying by the seat of my short-shorts.
Charming parents and large dogs.
Picking the wrong battles.
Languages, music theory, remembering high school science factoids, memorizing, noticing the unnoticeable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Skinny, always the skinny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shakespeare is ma BOY. I couldn't breathe, the last ten pages of Gore Vidal's The City and the Pillar. Loved the Corrections by Franzen, Bill Bryson's [everything], Anne Carson's Autobiography of Red, Alison Bechdel's Fun Home, The World According to Garp (John Irving), Jitterbug Perfume (Tom Robbins), A Confederacy of Dunces (John Kennedy Toole), reference books that talk about boring things like
--g r a m m a r--

Really, anything with Bette Davis. Cassavete's Love Streams, YESSSSS, oh my god, when she brings home all the farm animals? A sensation.

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Six Feet Under, Chopped (mmm)

Music? Get real, son. All of it.

-Huge boner for classical music, Fauré's anything, Debussy, Poulenc's Banalités, Chopin, Schubert, Schumann, Rachmaninov, Rimsky-Korsakov's Song of India, Britten's Ceremony of Carols, Purcell's Dido and Aeneas, Mozart Requiem, Satie, Bartok, Common, Consequence, Roots, Arrested Development, Blackalicious, Das Racist, Tribe Called Quest, JayZeee, Kanye when he's not being obnox, Frank Ocean, Aaliyah, Lupe Fiasco, Joanna Newsom, Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Devendra Banhart, Little Dragon, Menomena, Girl Talk, Beirut, Vetiver, JP Nataf, Adem, Nick Drake, Beatles, Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Neil Young, Crosby/Stills/Nash/(Young), Bob Dylan, Moody Blues, Cream, America, Bluegrass, Klezmer, Blues, Electronic, anything danceable.. I'm sure I'm missing stuff.

Cook me dinner!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wordplay
my voice
inspiration
the plantae kingdom
maps
my sister
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My projects, other people's projects, The Projects, where I'll get my next useless knick-knack, an escape route, The Earthquake
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Editing this damn thing, shakin' my damn thing, being low-key, being high-key, forgetting plans I'd made, breaking hearts, waiting to be asked to the senior prom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little excited by your facial hair.
I can be a slippery fish.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you've got something you consider a flaw that I'd find totally charming. Nothing catches my eye faster than you being you.