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Calitheus

32 Jersey City, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofball. I've come to terms with it and I am fine with it. Someone recently called me a spaz and I was shocked SHOCKED! But they said that it made me endearing and I believe them.

People seem to dig me or they are putting on one hell of an act and I am real sucker. I am so good at hanging out ...seriously.

I hate Tuesdays, that isn't a band I am talking about the day of the week, I despise that day.

Wanna hear the cliche-est Ok cupid-est thing? I prefer the in person thing. I'm good like that, so I will only ramble a little here but hear me ramble in person. it is much better
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring Stand up comic/writer/thinker. Following my dreams until absolute logical conclusions. I fight, scratch, and claw for them and I have come too far to abandon them now. OK! Geez! is that vague enough for you? I actually am pursuing creativity. I really enjoy it but it is so easy to be lazy about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being there for people. I care deeply about the relationships and bonds I have formed and would be nothing without them. It is weird but I am good at being a friend. Yes my profile just got REAL! Oh and I am really good at making people laugh and also making a fool out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to think I look like someone you know. Not anyone famous but like that dude you went to college with or something like that, it is totally weird and happens to me all the time. Oh I also have freakishly long eyelashes...hmmm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Back to the Future is my favorite movie ever. But The Coen Brothers are probably my favorite film makers. I love Raging Bull, The Thing, Evil Dead 2, Blade Runner, Zodiac, All the Presidents Men, Jaws...Oh my god Jaws is so good.

The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Exploding Hearts, Wilco, The Hold Steady, LCD Soundsystem, The Strokes, The Arcade Fire, The White Stripes, The Buzzcocks, Rancid, Green Day, Screeching Weasel, Hole, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, The Who, The Beatles, Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Damned, Tegan & Sara, Yeasayer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Mountain Goats, Rolling Stones, Otis Redding

Mystic River is one of my favorite books but I also clichely love Catcher in The Rye, Word Freak, Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Blood & Thunder, Lord of the rings, American Scream, I Really loves Rock On: an Office power Ballad, Last Word the George Carlin autobiography is near and dear to my heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Comedy, Performing, Ipod, Family, Struggling for a 6th. I will come back to this
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Geez this is a loaded question. My mind is always racing but if I have to answer I think I would say the future. I can't stop thinking about the next step in all aspects of my life. I spend a lot of time in my noggin in general, it is actually something I am trying to work on. I am always trying to think 10 steps ahead and then when the steps aren't played out the way I think then I am annoyed....this turned into a psych profile of me huh?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With good friends enjoying the hell out of myself, for the most part at least. Sometimes fridays are spent in the apartment with some beer and food, friends and a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am terrified of failure and I think I might have a fear of success...seriously what the hell is that about?
You should message me if
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Everything you have read piques your interest even a little bit, you will not regret it.

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