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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 11:14am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Always the hardest question first.
Well, I have almost no idea what to put here.
I like to think that I am fairly mature, and that I have at least a reasonable amount of my shit together.
P.S. My Friends call me Mac because my last name is McIntire. I'm so used to hearing it that I respond more to that than to my first name.

P.S.S. Have you seen my stapler? It's a red Swingline....

I am down to earth, bat shit crazy, and hard working
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at Newport News Shipbuilding as a Nuclear Quality Inspector (no, I don't glow in the dark). Going back to College at TNCC to finish my associates, decided it was time to work on getting out of this blue collar racket. I'd like to get at least a BA in engineering when it's all said and done. Still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, and figuring out how things work. I might be good at some other things, but I don't want to sound too pretentious. =) Occasionally I can manage to pull some good laughs out of people with some extreme sarcasm of one sort or another.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My amazing charm and razor sharp wit complimented by my sensational good looks and perfect fashion sense? Well that's what I'd like to say, but I guess a serious answer would be better... I can usually come off pretty shy, but I just don't interact much with people I don't know. I always have a mean look on my face or so I've been told, but I don't really see it... literally. I like to use big words? I'm a huge smart-ass when I want to be. Oh, I've also been told I give a pretty good massage, but I'm not convinced that people just don't complain. I guess even a bad massage is good enough to want another. I'm also possibly the most indecisive person you'll ever meet. I've also been told repeatedly that I'm "cute" I'm not trying to be self deprecating here but seriously?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well, as far as food is concerned it's pretty hard to say, but anything I cook? I'm actually trying to learn to cook and I think I'm not too bad, so I WILL cook you dinner and it may even be edible... I am becoming an artist with a crock-pot.

Let's see favorite movies, Avatar, Office Space,
Grandma's Boys, Die Hard 1,2,3,4, anything with Bruce "Don't call me Ashe" Campbell. 13th Warrior is probably my all time favorite. I watch the worst stuff imaginable, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I like to read a lot, Technology articles, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy, but I'll read just about anything if somebody recommends it. I actually find anything on high energy physics and cutting edge technology terribly enthralling, honestly. I'm a closet technophile.

Rock and alternative is basically all I listen to, I don't see the point of listing a pile of bands here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A car, coffee energy drinks, friends that you can talk to and depend on, music that can fit a mood, books to escape reality into, cartoons to keep me entertained.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'll be and what I'll be doing in a few years, how badly people drive in VA, and why there just isn't anything good on TV anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.... ugh. Feverishly checking my lottery numbers to see if I can retire from this life of crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a closet nerd.
You should message me if
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You are bored. I usually am not so busy that I can't talk to someone. As a matter of fact for the love of god and all that is holy drop me a hello, because only you can prevent forest fires...