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25 / M / Straight / Single

New Hartford, Connecticut

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Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let get this out of the way, I don't mean to be mean. But if you are a mother, please don't bother with me. I DON'T hate kids, I just much rather not be with someone who has kids.
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Don't expect me to go shirtless, I know that crap does not work, so I am not going to bother with it, besides, guys that takes pictures of themselves shirtless and use it as there main pic are douchebags.

Anyway, My name is Evan, but friends call me Ev, or Swede, or Francis!!

I am a Photographer. I don't do as much as I used to, but I tried my best to resurged this hobby and hopefully make a decent career out of it...but lets be honest and it hurts me to say it...art is dead.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE dogs! I cannot live without a dog. If you hate dogs then its an automatic deal breaker, I cannot be with someone who hates dogs.

I like Music (mostly Metal, but I do like all kinds of music, it does not matter, don't write me off because I like certain kind of music).

I love playing old video games, I am also an avid video game collector (Sega, Nintendo). I do also play modern games like Xbox 360, or PS3 but they are mostly used for Netflix.

I am a geek/nerd (take your pick).

I love Japanese culture (so yes, I like Anime...but I don't like ALL anime), and I do dream of going to Japan someday.

I am a fan of Animation, I just see it as a artform.

I am an Atheist, and please do not preach to me.

I don't care about politics so don't bore me with your political mumbo jumbo.

I speak a little Japanese but would love learn to speak with someone.

I would love to travel someday, I want to see the whole entire world for all its worth before I get to the point where I cannot do anything.

I do have quiet a sense of humor, I could laugh at almost anything...even just as low as saying "weiner" I would crack a smile.

I can personally eat anything, I do not care if you are a vegetarian as long you don't shove it down my throat or try to convert me. Don't even bother with vegan, I'd much rather die then not eating cheese.

I don't really drink as much as I used to mainly because I got so bored with it, but I will join you for a drink or two.

I personally don't smoke. I don't care if you smoke, as long its not a constant thing.

Drugs, I don't do drugs at all (I only smoked weed 3 times in my life). I prefer someone who is clean. I am ok with marijuana, but anything beyond that you are dead to me.

I am quiet at first, I will admit it I am a bit of a introvert. But once you get to know me. I am a fun guy to be around with, like I am willing to be your best friend. You can trust me on this one :)

According to the Humanmetrics Jung Typology Test. I am a "ISFJ" (Introvert. Sensing. Feeling. Judging.)
What I’m doing with my life
I am just doing whatever I can just to get by.
I’m really good at
I am really good at Photography, Cuddling, Listening, Hugs, Video Games, pointing out some trivial things, and just being a good friend and make everyone happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whats on my shirt,

My Dimples

My blue eyes...seriously, one girl told me that my eyes are so blue you can see it in a dark room!!

and a rich fun personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Rain Man,
The Goonies,
Back to the Future,
Down By Law,
Army of Darkness,
Dead Alive,
The Lion King,
Pulp Fiction,
Batman,
Shaun of the Dead
Dumb & Dumber
Memento
The Shining
The Breakfast Club,
One Flew Over Cuckoos Nest,
My Neighbor Totoro.
Rocky (First one is a classic, everything else is good at its own way)
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
Leon: The Professional
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Christmas Vacation

Music: ***I generally like all kinds of music but these are the bands I would listen to all day, I don't keep track what's popular, so I maybe completely clueless what music you like on the radio***

I am a quiet a Heavy Metal aficionado, I really really love metal so much, but I do listen to other things besides metal. I also like Hip Hop, Classical, Alternative, Punk, Industrial, Trip-Hop, Country (I avoid Pop Country like the plague). I am big into 80s and 90s music :)

Nine Inch Nails,
Fear Factory,
X Japan,
Frank Zappa,
Judas Priest,
The Beatles,
Municipal Waste,
Megadeth,
Anthrax,
Slayer,
Nirvana,
Strapping Young Lad,
James Brown,
Eminem,
Black Sabbath,
The Pillows,
Pink Floyd,
KMFDM
Meshuggah,
Mr. Bungle
Dead Kennedys,
The Misfits,
Ministry,
Anamanaguchi,
mc chris
Beastie Boys
Gang Starr
Hank Williams
Frank Sinatra
Ghost / Ghost BC
Uzuhi (maybe thats consider cheating, since they are like my best friends).

TV: ***I don't watch TV all that much, I can live without cable television, since the internet is my new idiot box. So if you are talking about the latest episode of whatever thats on right now, you are only wasting your breath, because 9 out of 10 chances I would not get what your talking about***

Rocko's Modern Life,
Mystery Science Theater 3000,
X-Men: The Animated Series,
Mythbusters,
Tenchi Muyo ,
The Dog Whisperer,
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
American Pickers,
Adventure Time,
MXC,
Shin Chan,
Spaced
Salute Your Shorts
Beavis & Butt-Head
Sealab 2021
Twin Peaks (First season only, Second season was kind of dumb)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
The X-Files
The Kids in The Hall
Freaks & Geeks
Cowboy Bebop

Books:
I don't read books because I am an idiot lol. But seriously I mostly read Graphic Novels and Mangas...I am currently reading Ready Player One.

Food:
Cheeseburgers, Sausage Pizza, Buritos...I am a carnivore lol.

Video Games: ***I am adding this just for shits and giggles***

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!
Shenmue
Prince of Persia (original PC version)
Tetris
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night
Resident Evil 2
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (I wanna take you for a ride)
Super Metroid
Mega Man 2
Metal Gear Solid
Comix Zone
Bubble Bobble
Super Mario Bros. 2 (JPN version)
Jet Grind Radio
Duke Nukem 3D
Final Fantasy VII
Sonic 2
Soul Calibur
ActRaiser
Magical Drop II
Chrono Trigger
Minecraft
Lifeforce
Tekken Tag Tournament
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Family
Love
Animals
Affection
BURRITOS!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I want to do with my life, wondering if I am getting out this BORING state...and how much this sites system sucks.

Wondering why am I still single. why does all the girls have to go with the douchebags? I do question myself if I am not that desirable towards women. I just wish they can tell me why. I always treat them nicely, I don't hurt them...let alone laying a hand on them. Its stuff like that it depresses me so much that it gives me a headache.

*sigh* I guess having a heart of gold is just not good enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Despite working 3rd shift now. I still have time to go out and have fun soooooo....I just go out at bars, hang out with friends, go to concerts...the whole nine yards.

When I am with friends all we do is play video games, watch stupid videos on YouTube and recreate and say lines from videos like these...

http://youtu.be/kX7cQz8Pczg
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'M BATMAN!!

I like Cyndi Lauper, I like her music, I think she is hot, its a real guilty pleasure of mine.

I like Wrestling, but I am not much of a fan as I used to be, but I will go see a live event if I get the chance. I would say it is one of my biggest guilty pleasures.

I am very, very ticklish.

I do watch My Little Ponies but please please PLEEEEEEEEASE...don't call me a Brony. I personally refused to take that title!

I know many men won't admit it, but I do cry.

Lack of communication is a real pet peeve of mine.

Its not really a private thing, but I do tip extra for pregnant waitresses.

I have a fear of clowns, fingernails (I don't like nail biters), and needles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you are interested, and you are tired of the typical douchebag that just treat you like crap and just use you for thereselves. Please, by all means leave me a nice message, I always get a smile on my face when I see that little "New Message" symbol on top, It also warms my heart if its a nice message.

If I happened to live slighly over 50 miles away from where you come from, its totally ok. I much prefer being out of state...I hate Connecticut.

Major bonus if you find this funny: http://tinyurl.com/ale4qrd

If I don't respond back, don't be discouraged, I am just shy at first.

Thanks for stopping by! Heres to our health and good friendship :)