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Call_Me_Darcy

27 M Irvine, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told my profile makes me sound like a jerk. Oops. I accept feedback. :D

I won't change my stupid sexy melodramatic pictures though. They're just too awesome.

Anyway, I am one of the most open and direct people you'll ever meet, or at least I try to be. About two years ago I moved to Orange County for my dream job, and with the rest of my life happily fortified with good friends and a fantastic lifestyle, I try not to get bogged down with messy dating games.

Maybe that's appealing, maybe not. It sure saves me a lot of time though. ;)

I am a music-fanatic, a movie-watcher, a professional video gamer, an excellent dancer, a sometimes-writer, a quick-wit, and a passionate-lover.

I have a soft spot for girls in skinny jeans in coffee shops, winking, and wicked smiles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an amazing job that keeps me busy during the week. This much is set in stone; I've got plans, I'm going places!

My free time is happily spent doing whatever I want. Usually watching movies and hanging with my best friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ad libbing absurd songs about my roommates, writing, public speaking, making people laugh.

I don't know why I included public speaking in that list; I don't go on dates with crowds of people.

Not yet at least.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my humor. If it's a rough day then my snarkiness.

Probably not my eyes, though. and-the-ivy wrote this about me. It's the limerick to end all limericks.

There once was a boy they called Darcy.
His eyes were a startling blue.
But with each passing day,
they turned more and more grey,
and are now the most tedious hue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music is my world, more or less. Here's a list of bands I'm in love with, in no particular order:

Phoenix, Fun., The Antlers, Nine Inch Nails, The Flaming Lips, Royksopp, Hockey, The Dirty Projectors, Opeth, Camera Obscura, Baroness, Jupiter One, Fuck Buttons, Here We Go Magic, +/-, Metric, Tegan and Sara, La Roux, Animal Collective, The Protomen, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, In Flames, Loreena McKennitt, Kidneythieves, The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, Fiona Apple, Massive Attack, TV on the Radio, She Wants Revenge

Food: I'm not picky, and always eager to try something new and exotic. I don't like water-chestnuts, though. Ick.

Book: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas is my favorite book. Otherwise I'll enjoy everything from Tuesdays with Morrie to Mouse Guard and The Lord of the Rings. I didn't hate Wuthering Heights, but I loathe Grapes of Wrath. I absolutely love Chuck Palahniuk and he's inspired much of my own writing.

Video Games: Xenogears, Shadow of the Colossus, ICO, The Witcher, StarCraft II, Final Fantasy

Movies: I enjoy watching movies, but my library is pretty bleak. Gladiator is my favorite film, and I tend to enjoy all of Ridley Scott's work. American Psycho is up there too. I love a good creature feature; Alien, The Host, Ghost and the Darkness, etc. Lately I've been on a horror/thriller kick, but haven't found anything that scared me other than Black Christmas. Send me suggestions! I also like stupid films for girls like Amelie, The Red Violin, Pride and Prejudice, and The Secret Garden. My favorite Disney films are The Goofy Movie and Mulan.

TV: House, Castle, Firefly, Burn Notice, Dexter, Mad Men, Psych
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Good friends
An IPhone
My horse, Stompy
The Internet
My car

(I do not actually have a horse.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Coffee, coffee breaks, and work. Also magic. Sometimes sharks. Occasionally I think about Eva Green.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'm listening to live music and having drinks with friends. Lately most my of my evenings are spent watching horrible movies with my buddies. Titanic 2 was a real winner (spoilers: it also sinks).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see: I used to live on a boat, I secretly enjoy Korean pop music, and I'm obsessed with owls.

Borderline TMI time? Sounds good to me. I associate as being a mental Dom in the bedroom. (Totally not a deal breaker though.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can form a sentence, you're cute, intelligent, and think we'd have fun together.

Give me a cute brunette or redhead who loves music and can make me laugh.