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CallingGent

37 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French, Italian, Spanish, Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Aw yeah! I love talking about myself.

I’ll keep you laughing and I’ll keep you on your toes. I like bopping around town, coffee in hand, and nothing particular in mind. I like getting you on the back of the Bonneville, heading to the beach, and wearing a sunburn like a badge of honor. I like topping off your glass and reading to you if you’re cooking and vice versa. I hope you mean witty rather than sarcastic, I try to avoid Greenpoint at all costs, I find things that drive others crazy exceedingly entertaining, and I’ll be damned if you’ll ever catch me running for a train. That’s just not how we do.

I’ve got stories for days and want to make more, so baby put them heels on and let’s go.
What I’m doing with my life
is opening it up to more creative pursuits (writing, music, entertaining myself, making plans, &c.) while staying on top of a career in technerdery. Upcoming overseas travel, eating my way across town, and saying yes when asked are my primary objectives.

My life is almost too easy. Let's shake it up.
I’m really good at
the right things at the right times. The art of the compromise. Turns of phrase. If a friend is in need, I'm there.

I've also been known to brunch really well. French 75's, good conversation, and some great laughs are the stuff of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how clever I think I am. That, and the shoes. I'm into 'em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The New Yorker (I once very foolishly read Infinite Jest which may have ruined me for books forever)

Most recently in the theater, Snowpiercer and Venus in Fur. All time favorites? Too many to name (though I'm bewhildered when I hear someone hasn't seen Pulp Fiction. How does that happen?)

Mad Men and Louie (and just like that, they're over again)

On a serious LCD Soundsystem kick. On vinyl. Not above Sunday afternoon living room dance parties, but prefer my music live.

Whiskey n' cheese time is soon behind us and a new world of gin & tonics and oysters on the half shell awaits (welcome, summer. You've been expected)
The six things I could never do without
are... Yeah, this is bullshit. Beyond food, clothing, and shelter, I can do and have done without almost everything. That said, money, friends, and antibiotics seem to solve most problems most of the time, so... There's your six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
making terrible decisions: pet ownership, attempting to be "bi-coastal", and chucking it all and working in a coffee shop kinds of decisions. I also think about how lucky I am that if I so chose, I could do all of it and things would be OK.
On a typical Friday night I am
avoiding the amateurs, staying up way too late, and looking forward to making you breakfast tacos on Saturday afternoon. They're my specialty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm super excited about being a grumpy old man.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've got the class, the sass, the ass, and are open to discussion about ending this whole online dating experience. Let's put our technology down and go have some fun.