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36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French, Italian, Spanish, Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Aw yeah! I love talking about myself.

I like bopping around in the city all day. I like getting you on the back of the Bonnie and heading to the beach, sunburn be damned! I like topping off your glass and reading to you if you’re cooking (and vice versa). I’ve got stories for days and want to make more so baby put them heels on and let's go.
What I’m doing with my life
is trying to open up some space in my life for creative pursuits but it's taken all I have just to get through this winter. I also brunch really well, rain, sleet, or shine, and I bring the witty banter in a big way. You might think I'm crazy, but you'll never think I'm boring.

Also, Cosmos is on Hulu? Sweet. Fire it up.
I’m really good at
manning up. If I don't, some other dude will.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how clever I think I am. That, and the shoes. I kinda got a thing for them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The New Yorker (I once very foolishly read Infinite Jest which may have ruined me for books forever)

Update: To Kill a Mockingbird (figured it was time and it's taking me back to my roots)

The films the kids at the office haven't seen (their priorities are all out of whack)

Mad Men and Louie (I'm embarrassed to say more)

Update: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (nerdery at its finest and I'm a car guy from way back)

Recently I've seen Spiritualized, Thievery Corporation, !!! and Holy Fuck, Steve Reich, and Bonobo, if those mean anything to you. Also, I've recently gotten into Swans, The Velvet Underground and Can (fucking hell was I ever late to that party. Anyhow, music is a thing)

Update: soon, Sonar in Barcelona in June and LCD Soundsystem's The Long Goodbye on vinyl about which I am stoked (and as loud as I, my stereo system, my neighbors and the cops can handle)

Praise the big baby Jesus that whiskey n' pizza time is soon behind us, and a new world of G&Ts and oysters on the half shell awaits (food's kind of a thing too)
The six things I could never do without
are... Yeah, this is bullshit. Beyond food, clothing, and shelter, I can do and have done without almost everything. That said, money, friends, and antibiotics seem to solve most problems most of the time, so... There's your six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how little I spend thinking about what I'm about to do or say. Hilarity ensues.

I also think about the good woman and good friends and maybe some dogs and maybe a couple of sticky little shits in a beat up old truck on our way to the country home where there'll be bonfires, swimming in Rose Pond, getting our grill on and hell of good times. Sounds rad right?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing a number on myself while cursing the amateurs and the cold and looking forward to listening to records and talking all night and making you breakfast tacos on Saturday morning. They're my specialty. I'll need you to help me out with the coffee first, though, because that's when the magic happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that no matter how it goes, I'll always treat you like a lady in public.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you got the class, the sass, the ass, and want to discuss this situation further. I'd like for both of us to use our time more constructively and enjoyably 'cause this ain't it.