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38 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 1
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French, Italian, Spanish, Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
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He comes from a long line of gamblers, thieves, miscreants, charlatans, raconteurs, and misguided geniuses. He is the absolute best of the worst but his mother did a fantastic job of making a gentleman out what should have been an outlaw. May the gods bless her. She's pleased that, though her son was born in a barn, he's going to die an astronaut.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm living the life a moderately successful freelancer and business partner which seems odd, irresponsible, and perhaps downright unfair. Then I spend a few months out of town between projects and the guilt somehow dissipates. I'm a very lucky man, for which I'm grateful.

Because of all this institutional irresponsibility, I have longer hair and shave less often then I have when I've been more corporate. You've been warned! That said, I am the age and height that I say I am - I know that's a thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the right things at the right times. The art of the compromise. Turns of phrase. If a friend is in need, I'm there.

I'm also a big time bruncher from way back. French 75's, good conversation, and some great laughs are the stuff of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my distinct lack of concern. Also, the shoes. I'm into 'em.

Also, if you're on my arm, you're noticed first. I'm not big on attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The New Yorker (I once very foolishly read Infinite Jest which may have ruined me for books forever)

Pulp Fiction (or at least that's the one that comes up most in conversation - I know a lot of brilliant but culturally clueless kids)

Update: I try to see the Oscar nominated films, if only to get myself out of the house during the winter.

All my faves have arrived: Mad Men, Louie, SNL, and is Broad City not one of the best things to ever grace the small screen?

I've been listening to LCD Soundsystem's The Long Goodbye on vinyl almost exclusively for the past six months (and am embarrassed to admit that I don't see that changing anytime soon)

Bourbon and cheese or oysters and champagne, depending on the season (or, you know, the time of day)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are... Yeah, this is bullshit. Beyond food, clothing, and shelter, I can do and have done without almost everything. That said, money, friends, and antibiotics seem to solve most problems most of the time, so... There's your six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the weather. In the short term, I'm finding myself a bad layerer these days and in the medium term, what the hell, it's cold again? Thoughts about the weather in the long term I try to avoid. Just give me a few more good years riding motorcycles and drinking outside before it all comes to an end, that's all I ask.

Update: It's nice out again and I'm digging it. I am still concerned about the weather, but I'm out on the bike and drinking outside. Let the summer commence.

I'm also at war with myself over getting a dog. I'm sure you know how it is (though at this point it's not if, it's when). I'm currently soliciting names if he or she doesn't already have one. Ideas?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
avoiding the amateurs, staying up way too late, and looking forward to making you breakfast on Saturday afternoon. You ain't never had eggs like mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm super excited about being a grumpy old man.
You should message me if
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you've got the class, the sass, the ass, and are open to the idea of moving this situation into the real world. Let's put our technology down and go have some fun.