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CallingGent

37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French, Italian, Spanish, Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Recovering Southerner with a biting wit, a million ideas, and a proven ability to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

I have it so good and have so much fun that I can't believe it. Seriously. I can't believe it. Like, when's the other shoe gonna drop?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm enjoying my summer; rooftops, the beach, a trip to Spain, outdoor shows, cocktails on patios, dirty Mexican food, hanging with friends, and all that stuff that comes along with having worked really hard, played it smart, and kept it cool. I'm one of your luckier dudes.

I also spend a lot of time on a motorcycle slowing down to look at old cars. It's becoming a problem.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the right things at the right times. The art of the compromise. Turns of phrase. If a friend is in need, I'm there.

I'm also a big time bruncher from way back. French 75's, good conversation, and some great laughs are the stuff of life.

Somehow, I always make the train, and it's certainly not because I was running for it. That's just not how we do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is how clever I think I am. That, and the shoes. I'm into 'em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The New Yorker (I once very foolishly read Infinite Jest which may have ruined me for books forever)

Update: The Grapes of Wrath is currently on the nightstand. Still.

Update Part 2: Open to suggestions.

Most recently in the theater, Snowpiercer and Venus in Fur. All time favorites? Too many to name (though I'm bewhildered when I hear someone hasn't seen Pulp Fiction. How does that happen?)

Update: Just saw that Boyhood. Whoo buddy. Brutal.

Update Part 2: It ain't winning any Oscars, but Get On Up was pretty fuckin' fun.

Mad Men and Louie (and just like that, they're over again)

Update: Does comedians in cars getting coffee count?

On a serious LCD Soundsystem kick. On vinyl. Not above Sunday afternoon living room dance parties. I buy a lot of records, but prefer my music live.

Update: Recently, St. Vincent, Arcade Fire, Thievery Corp., and Interpol.

Whiskey n' cheese time is soon behind us and a whole 'nother world of gin & tonics and oysters on the half shell awaits (welcome, summer. You've been expected)

Update: If you want to get technical, it's always whiskey n' cheese time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are... Yeah, this is bullshit. Beyond food, clothing, and shelter, I can do and have done without almost everything. That said, money, friends, and antibiotics seem to solve most problems most of the time, so... There's your six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
making terrible decisions: pet ownership, attempting to be bicoastal, and chucking it all and working at a bar on the beach kinds of decisions. It might be crazy, but then again, it might be a blast.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
avoiding the amateurs, staying up way too late, and looking forward to making you breakfast tacos on Saturday afternoon. They're my specialty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm super excited about being a grumpy old man.
You should message me if
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you've got the class, the sass, the ass, and are open to the idea of moving this situation into the real world. Let's put our technology down and go have some fun.