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CallmeMax

54 M Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–84
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there. How do you like me so far?

I work way to much so its important to make the best of my day.

I enjoy joking and laughter and seeing a smile on another's face. I love life love and laughter . It's even better with there is hugging, snuggling, kissing, and sunsets, bonfires, shooting stars, aurora borealis, thunder and lightning storms or fireworks enjoyed by two. Long walks holding hands perhaps after a night of dancing or dining.

I appreciate good times,good people and good food. I can be found in assorted costumes You might catch me people watching, or watching live auto races or cycling,(As a matter of fact I do have have a bicycle built for two).

I might also be found engaged in playing baseball, kite flying, camping, fishing, at a festival, walking in the rain or in the company of friends.

What ever your looking for, may cupid bite you in the butt.

I am amusing, crazy, and incorrigible
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my butt off and enjoying every minute I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know what it is but I seem to attract a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read for pleasure much any more but I used to enjoy reading along the lines of Stephen King/Richard Bachman, John Saul, Mary Higgins Clark. ah crap I don't remember but I was bonifide bookworm. These days I seem to be drawn more to technical manuals.

I enjoy action, comedy, historical and drama movies. I listen to most music but primarily stick to rock and pop. Blues, caribean and c/w are welcome breaks.

Yes as a matter of fact I do enjoy food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My children, laughter, companionship, intimacy, humanity and air duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
duh I am a guy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday night. Not wearing depends for sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no problem dressing in womens clothes if the occasion calls for it.
You should message me if
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Anything at all about me interests you. No I am not desperate.