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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The best way to sum me up is with Coffee, Video games, Doctor Who, and guns. Also zombies. Also my dog.

Okay so laziness prevails when it comes to summaries like this. It's hard to talk about myself because I enjoy other people. Sometimes. Other times I want to his curl up in a ball and hide in my cave. I work In coffee, I play in the interwebs, I dance everywhere in between.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now i'm the sole maintenance tech at Dutch Bros. Coffee. I sling bean and make sure my babies run hot and well for everyone at the stand. Eventually my goal is to Franchise into the company, But i've got a lot to learn before that day comes. I'm currently learning swedish with my roommate so we can visit Stockholm and the founder of The pirate bay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being a smartass. Even better at gaming... Most of the time!

I'm a phenomenal person to wax poetic with. Talk shop, life, the universe, and everything. I may have some good insight for you, if not, I can at least bring a smile to your lips!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've heard my eyes. I believe eye contact is crucial when you are in a conversation that matters, or life in general. If you walk down the street, Make eye contact with someone and just smile, It can mean so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books are The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and the divine comedy, Both are just phenomenal for the imagination! Favorite show is absolutely Doctor Who. My musical taste is pretty Eclectic. From jonathan coulton to finntroll I'll listen to most things willingly as long as it's not country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Common sense
My job
A positive environment
An active imagination
My ability to enjoy being a hermit and doing nothing :p
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies... Work.... Video Games...

The universe and all possibilities. Not all at the same time of course... My head would explode.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to bed at a decent hour... I work through the weekends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be the singer of a band.
But I have no vocal talent and can't write lyrics for shit. ;p
You should message me if
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