The best way to sum me up is with Coffee, Video games, Doctor Who, and guns. Also zombies. Also my dog.

Okay so laziness prevails when it comes to summaries like this. It's hard to talk about myself because I enjoy other people. Sometimes. Other times I want to his curl up in a ball and hide in my cave. I work In coffee, I play in the interwebs, I dance everywhere in between.

Right now i'm the sole maintenance tech at Dutch Bros. Coffee. I sling bean and make sure my babies run hot and well for everyone at the stand. Eventually my goal is to Franchise into the company, But i've got a lot to learn before that day comes. I'm currently learning swedish with my roommate so we can visit Stockholm and the founder of The pirate bay.

I'm really good at being a smartass. Even better at gaming... Most of the time!

I'm a phenomenal person to wax poetic with. Talk shop, life, the universe, and everything. I may have some good insight for you, if not, I can at least bring a smile to your lips!

I've heard my eyes. I believe eye contact is crucial when you are in a conversation that matters, or life in general. If you walk down the street, Make eye contact with someone and just smile, It can mean so much.

Favorite books are The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and the divine comedy, Both are just phenomenal for the imagination! Favorite show is absolutely Doctor Who. My musical taste is pretty Eclectic. From jonathan coulton to finntroll I'll listen to most things willingly as long as it's not country.

Common sense
My job
A positive environment
An active imagination
Spontaneity
My ability to enjoy being a hermit and doing nothing :p

Zombies... Work.... Video Games...

The universe and all possibilities. Not all at the same time of course... My head would explode.

Going to bed at a decent hour... I work through the weekends!

I want to be the singer of a band.
But I have no vocal talent and can't write lyrics for shit. ;p

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket