"Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, gonna watch The Fish on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I've got a micro-brew chilling in my wet-bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti, why don't you come by if you got some triple fried pizza dough, or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a croute de te, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of black forrest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread.
Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that, I tell ya what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie, a la mode, I'm talking about ice cream on the side.
And you have got to have a bite of my home made ziti, I'm gonna warm her up, she's been in the freeze.
You know what I love is those hot mozzarella sticks, cube them up, put them in some marinara sauce, have them on stand by, of course you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring ridged chips!
So why don't you come by around eight o'clock, alright?"