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Cam-erroneous

25 M Tempe, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Collecting card board boxes to make the most kick ass card board box fort ever. It'll be a maze, getting a loan for a minotaur. So if you're good with riddles you should come fill my card board box fort maze with them.
I’m really good at
Lying about juggling. I'm great at it. Also Risk. I play with a Chapeau, just so you know I'm serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
"He looks like a sane Tom Cruise with Ray Bans on."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Snow Crash, The Land of Laughs, Candide, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", The Stranger, Slaughterhouse Five, and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Favorite movies: The Sandlot, Seven Samurai, Real Genius, Casablanca, and Almost Famous

Favorite shows: Community, Louie, New Girl, Archer, The Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Shameless, and Parks and Recreation, I am so close to just filling this entire profile out with praise about True Detective.

Music: Very nearly everything

Food: Korean
The six things I could never do without
1. Security blankets
2. Watches that don't work
3. Stockings on girls
4. Legos
5.Indoor plumbing
6.Old people that play chess in parks
7.The Magna Carta or the Constitution, whichever is more important. I know they only asked for six but these documents are pretty important!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My incapability to whistle, it's a problem. That and how many Presidents have masturbated in the Oval Office?
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating no sex friday. Usually by putting together a puzzle, the more wizards on the picture the better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched Phantom of the Opera on Netflix last week and didn't hate it. I'd say take my man card, but I lost all of those a long time ago watching Gilmore Girls.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You've called bullshit at any point while reading through this profile.