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26 Dripping Springs, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
Pacific Islander
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
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When drinking
Very often
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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Doing stand up and shirking real responsibilities.
I’m really good at
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Being modest, so naturally I'm not going to answer this question.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm very polite and usually keep to myself, or my fat calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Snow Crash, The Land of Laughs, Candide, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", The Stranger, Slaughterhouse Five, and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Favorite movies: The Sandlot, Seven Samurai, Real Genius, Casablanca, and Almost Famous

Favorite shows: Community, Louie, New Girl, Archer, The Venture Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Shameless, and Parks and Recreation, I am so close to just filling this entire profile out with praise about True Detective.

Music: Very nearly everything

Food: Korean
The six things I could never do without
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1. Security blankets
2. Watches that don't work
3. Stockings on girls
4. Legos
5.Indoor plumbing
6.Old people that play chess in parks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My incapability to whistle, it's a problem. That and how many Presidents have masturbated in the Oval Office?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating no sex friday. Usually by putting together a puzzle, the more wizards on the picture the better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watched Phantom of the Opera on Netflix last week and didn't hate it. I'd say take my man card, but I lost all of those a long time ago watching Gilmore Girls.
You should message me if
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You've called bullshit at any point while reading through this profile.

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